Hey this is the 2nd chapter and there is gonna be a BIG and FUNNY fight!!
Enjoy:
The next day came and the Akatsuki entered a massive forest, that was full of trees and thick vinves.
"Well, itn't this t\just friggin great." Hidan mumbled.
Everyone ignored him and wait for Pein's orders.
Pein hesiated for a moment, looking at his map.
"Okay…..we're heading the right way." Pein said to himself.
The group follwed Pein into the forest.
Deidara sighed, studying the animls that they past.
It was five o'clock pm for the Akatsuki.
"Lets take an f-ing brake!!" Hidan whined.
"Whatever." Pein agreed and laid his equipment on the ground and restiing.
But one thing they did not know that they were being followed by something so harmless to humans.
"What the….." Itachi looked away from Yaoi story and glared around "Didn't you guys hear that?"
Everyone shook their headds.
"Ahhhh damn it !! What was that?!" Hidan growled holding his head.
Sasori picked a walnut "This must of hit your head, Hidan"
Then another walnut fell and another.
Pein didn't move, but he was examine the nuts and where they were coming from.
"Show yourselves you bastards!!" Kisame stood up.
Then these little creatures came crawling down from the trees.
"You mean little bastards…." Deidara laughed.
Kisame shrugged.
"All they are, are just little squirrels." Konan pointed out.
"That's impossible they threw BIG walnuts at us!!" Hidan said with a scowl on his face.
Pein studied the little monsteres.
After a mintue or two, Pein froze.
"Get under cover NOW!!" Pein yelled getting up as fats as he could.
Everyone began to run around in circles and the squirrels crawled back up their trees.
All of the Akatsuki froze.
"What is happening?" Konan asked.
"I don't-" Pein got hit with another walnut.
Pein fell to the ground.
Then a giant storm of walnuts came crashing into the Akatsuki.
Everyone fainted.
The squirrels came down and dragged them to the unknown.
Next day:
Everyone was woke up by the sound of Hidan yelling and cursing.
All of the Akatsuki members we tied on poles that were several feet from the ground.
Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Hey shut up!!" a little squeaky voice warned.
Everyone jerked there heads.
"What the frick'n hell?!" Deidara yelled.
What everyone was really looking at was……..
…..was a squirrel.
The squirrel was dresses like a tracker ninja. (Oo)
"What are you look'n at?" the akward squirrel jerked his head at the Akatsuki.
Everyone shook their heads.
The squirrel gave a glare then marched away.
"That was freaky…" Kisame breathed.
Itachi was kind of speechless.
"What the F is going on!?" Hidan yelled as he dangled from the pole.
"Shut up Hidan!" Pein hissed.
"Come on you're the leader of this organization, think of something!" Pein thought.
The squirrel who was dress as a tracker ninja walked up to the Akatsuki with three more squirrels following them.
The three behind him were dresses like the Anbu Black ops (idk how to pronounce that)
The last one of the three wasn't dressed like any of the outfits that the others were wearing.
This squirrel had a head dress that was covering his face, a gold belt, scars across his chest, and a sheaf of kunai knives.
"My lord, these are the trespassers that invaded our forest." The tracker squirrle said.
"What!" Hidan burst out in anger. "WE DIDN'T TRASPASS!! WE WERE HAVING VACATION!!"
Everyone nodded but Pein.
Pein glared at the squirrles.
Every Akatsuki member sighed.
Then a moment later the one squirrel took off his head dress.
His face he had scars and open cuts, even his eyes were two different colors, blue and brown.
"Why are you here again?" the scared squirrle asked with a dark voice.
"Because we were vacationing!" Konan yelled, with sweat drops rolling off her nose.
Pein didn't bother to look at any one. He was still examining the squirrels.
The Squirrel grunted "WEll I'm the Cheif of this village, and you invaded our land-"
Tobi began to cry very loudly.
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I WANT TO LIVE AND BE A GOOD BOY!!" TObi whimpered.
Everyone (including the squirrels.) were queit at least for five minutes. Tobi was still pouting.. sighs
"Well-" The squirrel began and he was interrupted by Tobi making a sene.
The chief glared at him then start again "Well, my name is-"
Tobi let out a BIG cry and sighed.
The chief had an exspession like 'I'm gonna kick ya ass, if you won't shut it!'
"Well, my name is Tevon-" The chief was interrupted once again.
Tobi let out the longest and the most annoying sigh EVER!
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FREAKING WUSS!!" Trevon screamed in a squeaky voice.
All of the Akatsuki glared at Tobi while Hidan snickered.
"Well anyway, as I was saying. I'm Trevon, the leader of this village…" Trevon looked at the Akatsuki.
"of squirrels." Trevon sighed. "Well we don't like you in our village."
Pein sighed.
"So who is the leader of this little group?" Trevon cocked his head.
Pein spoke up "I am."
Trevon sat himself on the ground and whispered something to the Anbu.
A second later the two Anbu grabbed their kunai knives.
Pein froze.
Then the two squirrels began to throw the kunai at him.
Pein was covered in cuts.
A minute passed , the Squirrels darted for Pein. As they raced up his pole that made weird sounds.(like a turkey! Lol)
The Anbu squirrels began to kick Pein's head, punching, stabbing, and even\…….peeing! (ewww)
"Ahhhhh get off you little Bas" Pein screamed.
The chief laughed.
Well, that's the end of that chapter! Lol
Wow the Akatsuki got kidnapped by a village of SQUIRRELS!!
So please review!
Oh and I would like to ask for a few guest to come in threw the story!.
So who ever wants to be in the next chapter please review! Oh and I'll be asking for more guest, so don't worry you'll get a chance to be in the story!
-Kira
