Chapter 2
Me: "Yay! Another chapter!"
Envy: "What the hell took so long?"
Me: "Well sorry if I have to balance school and this story, Mr. Impatient Palmtree!"
Envy: "Stop calling me a damn palmtree you damn bitch!"
Edward: "I have to agree with Vy that you do look like a palmtree."
Envy glares at Ed and stalks off in a huff.
Me shakes head: "Sorry for that and so Ed please do the honors."
Edward: "Edvy does not own Fullmetal Alchemist characters or the show, just only this fic and hopes you enjoy." Waves.
Edward was wondering what the hell he had just walked into and was now inching back towards the door. The man with the fur coat then bellowed, "Hold it right there!"
Ed stopped and turned his attention back to the boys that were in the room.
The own who was younger looking but was taller than Ed still, which made him twitch, came up to him and asked curiously, "Are you a new student here, mister?"
Edward confused at this kid nodded his head.
The kid then smiled, "Ah then you're that new kid that the teacher's were talking about! The one whose most of his family is in the military!"
How this kid got this information about him was beyond what Edward could comprehend.
Then the kid realized and clapped his hands, "Oh yeah, you don't know us. Well here's a little introduction for you mister!" He pointed to the guy in the fur coat and sunglasses and said, "That's Greed, he's the vice president of our club and make sure you don't take anything he gives you. He's somewhat of a pimp of sorts. He's also a senior here."
The one called 'Greed' yelled, "Would you quit calling me a pimp you damn brat!"
The kid ignored him and continued, "I'm Wrath by the way, a freshman here at this school." Wrath continued and pointed to the tired looking kid, "That's Sloth and by his name he's always sleepy and lays around a lot in here. He's a senior as well."
Then he pointed to the last boy with the palmtree hair, "The last person there and also bastard, is Envy. Also yes, he is a boy and just loves to crossdress like a girl."
Envy grabbed Wrath's head into a headlock and growled, "What was that you damn brat? I do not crossdress or look anything like a girl!"
Edward sweatdropped and a thought just occurred to him and asked, "Um by any chance are you all related?" Like it was strange to here that they were all named after sins and that they all had similar colored eyes.
They all answered, "Yes. We're also Dante Culus's sons, who is the head of the school."
Edward froze. These kids were the children of the one who owns this school! This had to be a dream!
He rubbed his forehead and said, "I'm leaving." He headed towards the door but someone grabbed his braid, yanking him back. Ed looked back to see that the one called Envy had grabbed his hair.
Envy smirked, "You're not going anywhere Chibi-chan!"
Edward twitched and yelled, "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE COULDN'T BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK!" He absolutely hated being called short.
Envy just put a finger in his ear and stated, "Jeez, can you get any louder Chibi-chan."
Edward seethed in rage and tried to get out of Envy's grip on his hair and managed to but had walked into a statue of some red stone and it started to tip over. He gaped and tried to quickly grab it but it got out of his reach and it fell. It then broke into chunks of rock and the stone was now destroyed.
Sloth yawned, "Now you've done it. You just broke a valuable statue we were going to auction off to a millionaire for 20 million dollars."
Edward paled and yelled in disbelieve, "20 MILION DOLLARS!" He may have some money but there was no way he was going to ask his family for THAT kind of money.
Greed smirked taking off his sunglasses, "By the expression on your face it looks like you don't have the money to pay for the statue. So here's what you're going to do." He put away his sunglasses and pointed at Ed, "You're going to work for us as our errand boy to pay off the debt you owe us! So until all of us graduates, you are to work here under us as our dog!"
Edward was frozen in shock then Envy wrapped his arm around his head.
Envy then smirked at him, "Glad to have you on board Inu-chibi."
Vy: "Until next chapter! Hope you enjoyed!^^"
Envy: "Again no lemon!"
Vy: "When did you come back? Also no, no lemon yet Envy!"
Envy sulks: "When can I have my chibi-chan!"
Vy: "I said there's no lemon yet but I didn't say any lime wasn't coming up."
Envy perks up and smirks.
Edward: "Don't I get a say in this?"
Vy: "Sorry Ed, but this keeps Envy from bothering me about the stupid lemon so deal with it."
Edward sighs.
Vy: "Anyway hoped you like this! You'll especially love the next chapter when I get to it. Ja ne!" Waves.
