A/N:

Welcome back! I plan on releasing one of these for each chapter I put up, so I'm going to be very busy with this. [sobs] I do stupid things for your entertainment!! Be happy!!

[sobsobsob] oh well, let's get this started.


[TimeSet: Chapter two: writing procedures]

I remember when I got that first review—[teary eyes] – it made me so proud, and I began writing the second chapter. I try not to bore you, truly- *boot to the head*- but I always seem to do something to

a) piss off my reviewers

b) piss off myself

c) piss off the people around me when I write


[TimeSet: Chapter two: writing at three in the morning]

I can remember how tired I was when writing this chapter, because there are sooooo many spelling mistakes in there.


[TimeSet: Author's Notes: messing up]

I can't remember how many times I had to think of something witty to say, so I gave up and wrote a disclaimer.

Which should have been in the first chapter.

Really.

I kid you not.


A/N:

SHORT CHAPTER IS SHORT.

If you can even call it a chapter, that is.

Most of these will be either very short, or very long. Not too many secrets and notes, or a shit load.

Enjoy, Duskies. Enjoy.