Disclaimer: I do not own the Super Smash Bros or its characters, or Sonic the Hedgehog (from SEGA), or Snake (from Konami)!

Author's Notes: This chapter is longer than the last one, as you can see. With a little more detail and probably a half more…Well, either craziness or randomness…or weirdness.
Oh! And replies to the epic six reviews I got! :D

To Bud89: The tip of the ice berg it is (being only the first chapter). I hope you like Chapter 2!

To hidingunderblankets: Same here. It's fun to see what's going on in the Smasher's lives when their world isn't going to be destroyed (usually). Yeah, the title is long. -.-'
But that's just me, being oddly specific. I changed it to Guard Duty (if the change shows up at the time)! :D
Chapter 1 may still say "Front Door Guard Duty", but at least the title is shorter.

ToTeam Sonic Forever 4910: Thanks! I'm glad Olimar's one of your favorite characters! The little guy is pretty awesome. (And in Super Smash Bros Brawl, my younger brother is such a pesky opponent as Olimar XD) You're welcome. I appreciate your review!

To Mikeylove241: …Insta yay! :D

To warriorcatgirl375: I could've called you Warrior Kitty, but oh well. Yeah, you can expect randomness from this story. Especially at the end. To be honest, I want to know! XD (I tend to write fun/randomness in my stories, and have to figure out how it happens along the way)

To KoopalingFan: Randomness is my middle name!...Okay, not really. But when it comes to humor, randomness is abound! True, it could be Roy…But /is/ it? (I don't even know…yet. XD) Yeah, the Melee Rejects are in this story. Olimar just might encounter them one of these chapters. Buying a bear on eBay? No—Well…Actually…Maybe. This is /Pit/ we're talking about.

Thanks to all you guys who reviewed! I hope you all like the next chapter! :)

Olimar's Experience on Front-Door-Guard Duty

Chapter 2

The next morning, Olimar made his way down the stairs and entered the first floor of the Smash Mansion. He then walked outside with his Pikmin following.

Outside, Olimar took out a timer, set it for his shift, and gave it to his one of his red Pikmin.

Olimar inhaled the fresh morning air. "Ah, another day at work," he spoke.

It was quite a fine day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping (except for Falco), the grass was green, and Jigglypuff was running towards Olimar screaming like crazy from afar.

Wait, what?

Olimar whipped out his binoculars and placed them up to his eyes. "Jigglypuff?"

Jigglypuff was running towards him, wide-eyed with apparent fear.

Olimar let down his binoculars and waited until Jigglypuff dived and finally slid face-first in front of him.

He looked down at her, perplexed. "Um…Jigglypuff?" Olimar spoke in a questioning tone.

Jigglypuff instantly hopped up. "Olimar!" she shrieked. Jigglypuff grabbed him and began to shake Olimar rapidly.

"Olimar!" Jigglypuff shouted again. "There's-this-really-creepy-person-named-Boja-Ko-Nuqa-and-he-says-he's-stalking-me-and-that-he-knows-where-I-live-and-he's-going-to-come-and—"

Olimar pushed Jigglypuff off of him and took a cautious step back. "Jigglypuff, what are you talking about?" he asked with a puzzled look.

Jigglypuff looked as if she was going to explode with fear.

"Some crazy guy is stalking me and he's going to find me!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

After Jigglypuff's intense shout, all became quiet. Even the people within the Smash Mansion heard. A few opened their windows to check the problem outside.

Olimar glanced around. He looked back at Jigglypuff, slowly blinking. "…And?" he prompted, raising his shoulders and raising an eyebrow.

Jigglypuff grabbed Olimar's shoulders. "Do you not see what's going on here?" she demanded worriedly and began to shake him. "He's going to come to the entrance to destroy you, too!" Jigglypuff shouted.

Seeing that Olimar was frozen, Jigglypuff let go and moved back just to stare at him.

It Olimar fifteen seconds to slowly process Jigglypuff's words. Then he realized what she meant.

Olimar's hands smacked against the sides of his helmet.

"AAAAH!" Olimar screamed in panic.

"AAAAH!" Jigglypuff screamed, also in panic.

They both jumped up with alarm. "AAAAAH!" they screamed in unison before Jigglypuff zoomed to hide around one side of the mansion. Olimar, still in the air, kicked his feet as fast as he can and zipped off around the opposite side, leaving behind an Olimar-shaped cloud. The cloud was blown away by the wind.

His Pikmin glanced at each other and then scurried after Olimar.

A moment later, Olimar peeked out from behind the corner. His eyes surveyed the area.

Seeing that it was clear, Olimar slowly and carefully brought up his left leg and ever so carefully tapped it onto the grass out in the open.

He waited a brief moment before doing the same with his right leg, thus in a limbo-like pose.

Seeing that he was still not dead, with more confidence he won't die, Olimar stood up straight and walked normally, turned, and motioned for his Pikmin to follow him.

The Pikmin easily walked out and gathered next to Olimar without a problem.

Olimar looked out at the horizon and wiped the imaginary sweat from his helmet. "Whew. Glad that's over," Olimar remarked. He then walked back to his post along with his Pikmin.

Olimar then began to whistle the main Super Smash Bros Brawl theme as the time passed.

He looked out at the forest not too far from the mansion. The inside was dark, but he could tell it was filled with many trees. Olimar also knew that in the middle of the forest was a lake. That lake was rumored to have Rayquaza in it, but of course it was just a rumor.

"Olimar!" called the familiar voice of a Smasher.

Olimar turned to see Pit glide down and land in front of him.

Olimar noticed, oddly enough, the irises of Pit's eyes were red. Olimar was quizzical, now. Was this an imposter?

"Pit?" Olimar spoke in the same questioning tone he had with Jigglypuff.

"Hi, Olimar," Pit replied. Besides the red eyes, Olimar also tilted his head, hearing that Pit wasn't in his usual happy attitude.

Noticing Olimar's puzzled look, Pit raised an eyebrow. "What? Oh," he said in realization. "It's the eyes, isn't it?" Pit asked, pointing to his red eyes.

Olimar nodded in response.

Pit shrugged. "Yeah…I did something evil today."

"It…didn't have anything to do with destroying a village, did it?" Olimar inquired. The morning radio news had said somebody had lit a village far off on fire, and Olimar hoped his angel friend had nothing to do with that. Pit was an angel, for goodness sake! How could he be evil? Especially as evil as burn down a village-That was just downright evil!

"What?!" Pit exclaimed, interrupting Olimar's thoughts. "No way!"

"Oh thank goodness," Olimar sighed in relief.

"I may have done something not nice, but I'm not that evil," Pit informed him, putting his hands on his thighs.

"Okay, okay, sorry," Olimar apologized. "…But what did you do?" he asked.

Pit laughed a bit as he remembered. "You know how we have SmashChat accounts?" Pit asked Olimar.

Olimar nodded. "Yep. I've seen some of the weird conversations, but I haven't used my account for communicating, yet."

"Yeah. Well, I got bored on SmashChat this morning since nobody was on except for me," Pit began, "And then this random person on SmashChat told me that I should try scaring someone, so I asked how I could do that, because I was bored."

"Who was this 'random person'?" Olimar asked, feeling a bit skeptical.

Pit shrugged. "Pretty much a random person, because I don't know who," he replied. "Anyway," Pit continued, "the person told me that I should make another random account and pretend it belonged to a creepy stalker person, and then I could pretend to be them and scare the life out of whoever I message," he finished explaining.

Olimar thought for a moment, tapping his foot. "…So, you're telling me, you got an account, influenced by a random person who you do not know, pretended to be a stalker, and scared the life out of Jigglypuff?" Olimar concluded.

"Yea—Wait, how did you know I sent a message to Jigglypuff?" Pit asked, suddenly finding Olimar suspicious.

Olimar pointed to the side of the mansion Jigglypuff had disappeared around. "Jigglypuff ran to me screaming and told me," he informed.

Pit nodded slowly. "Ooohhh…"

"But," Olimar spoke, "I'm still confused."

"About what?" Pit questioned him.

Olimar tilted his head. "Why are your eyes red?" Olimar questioned, puzzled. He looked just as confused as he sounded.

Pit raised his index finger. "Oh! Here, let me tell you the story," Pit suggested, sounding a bit peppier.

"Once upon a time, there was me," Pit narrated.

Pit stood in a white area.

"I was happy."

Pit smiled.

"But bored."

Pit lowered his eyelids and sighed.

"So, I walked into Zelda's room."

Suddenly a door appeared in the white area. Pit opened it and skipped inside. Inside was Zelda, holding a book and using her magic as she read.

"Zelda was practicing her magic. And then it hit me-"

"What?" asked Olimar, interrupting the story.

Pit blinked. "…Zelda's magic."

"Oh. Sorry. Continue," said Olimar with a nod.

Pit nodded and continued.

"Anyway, she was practicing her magic."

Pit watched in awe as sparkles from Zelda's magic flew into the air. Zelda stared at the book intently.

"And then Zelda's magic hit me."

The sparkles turned into blue lightning and struck Pit, charring him black and causing Zelda to drop her book in surprise.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Pit," Pit spoke in a high-pitch voice, attempting to sound like Zelda. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Pit replied in his normal voice.

"Pit," Pit said in his Zelda voice, "I think I need to run some tests to see what the magic did to you."

"Okay. That sounds cool!" Pit exclaimed in his regular voice.

Olimar stared at the puppet show Pit had set up during the story.

"Actually," Pit spoke in his Zelda voice, moving the Zelda hand puppet, "It could possibly be painful."

"Nah," Pit replied normally, moving his Pit hand puppet. "It couldn't be that bad."

Pit then came up on the invisible screen of the puppet stage, now as the narrator. "And then, it was that bad. The end!" he cheered, holding up the Zelda and Pit puppets.

Olimar gave Pit a strange look as the angel walked out from behind the puppet stage. "…Okay..?" Olimar spoke slowly.

"That made sense, right?" Pit asked Olimar.

Olimar nodded. "Yeah…If your story basically is that you walked into Zelda's room, were struck with magic, and now you have red eyes," he spoke, gazing at Pit.

Pit shook his head. "No, no, no."

Olimar stared at Pit quizzically. "Hm?"

"You see," Pit said, "I went to Zelda's room, was struck by magic, and went through painful tests, and then we found out I get red eyes when I do something not nice!" he finished, matter-of-factly.

Olimar blinked. "…Okay," Olimar said, nodding slowly, "I think I got that."

"Awesome," Pit replied with a smile. He began to run into to mansion.

"Now I'm going to go find Snake and do everything that this list says!" Pit called, holding up a list labeled "Top Ten Ways to Freak out Your Roommate" for Olimar to see. Pit then disappeared into the mansion.

Olimar stared the way Pit had gone. "…Poor Snake," he sighed, shaking his head. Olimar turned back around. His eyes widened and he glanced around, seeing that the puppet stage was nowhere to be found.

A moment later, Olimar saw Wolf walking towards him wrapped in a navy-blue blanket. This had Olimar both puzzled and curious.

"Um…Wolf?" Olimar spoke up, causing Wolf to stop in front of him. "What-?" Olimar began.

"It's the blanket, isn't it?" Wolf interrupted bluntly.

"Um…Yeah," Olimar admitted. "It is morning; it's not that cold outside and…"

"I know," Wolf interrupted once more. Knowing Olimar wasn't one to be rude, Wolf just literally dropped the blanket all together.

Olimar said nothing. "Um…Wolf. Your clothes are…"

"Pink, I know," Wolf finished, looking away.

"How is that even possible?" Olimar asked, pointing to some of the non-fabric parts of Wolf's attire. Everything Wolf was wearing, even the non-fabric, were some shade of pink.

"I don't know!" Wolf exclaimed, throwing his hands up. "Some moron mixed up the laundry," he grunted.

"So, I'll assume you did something about it?" Olimar guessed.

"Sort of," Wolf muttered, picking up his blanket. "I decided to indirectly take my anger out on a random person. So I hacked into some random person's account and told Pit to go scare somebody," he explained, cloaking himself in the blanket.

"Well…That makes sense," Olimar responded, remembering his encounter with both Pit and Jigglypuff.

"Do you know who Pit sent the stalker message to?" Wolf questioned, raising an eyebrow.

Olimar nodded. "Yep. The first person I saw today was Jigglypuff, and she was freaking out over some stalker," Olimar informed.

There was a moment of silence.

"…Wow, I thought you would laugh," Olimar spoke up again, breaking the silence.

"I would, but right now I'm not in a good mood," Wolf answered. He then walked into the mansion, saying, "I'll laugh when I see Jigglypuff, though."

Once Wolf was gone, Olimar rolled his eyes and returned to his work.

A yellow Pikmin tugged on Olimar's pant leg, causing him to look down. The yellow Pikmin pointed, causing Olimar to look up again and see Popo walking towards him.

"Olimar," Popo began as he reached the entrance of the Smash Mansion. "Have you seen Nana?"

"No, why?" Olimar asked.

"We were playing Hide-and-Seek with the other kids, and Ness said that Nana and I should split up. We usually don't split up because Nana isn't good at finding her way around places," Popo explained. "But then Ness somehow got us to separate, so now I don't know where she is," he finished.

Popo added with a pout, "And I had to do the laundry in the middle of the game!"

"You had to do laundry?" Olimar questioned.

Popo shrugged. "Sort of," he admitted. "I was supposed to separate the clothes with Yoshi, but then Yoshi had to go because Kirby was stealing food from the fridge and he had to stop him. So I had no idea how to separate the clothes," Popo explained.

Before Olimar could speak, Popo spoke again. "But I think I got everything right," Popo stated, looking proud at himself.

"Um…Maybe," Olimar said slowly, remembering Wolf's now pink attire.

Then something wearing pink caught both Olimar and Popo's eye.

"Hey, Popo! I'm over here!" called a certain Ice Climber by the name and voice of Nana.

Olimar and Popo turned to see Nana behind a tree, waving at Popo.

"Nana!" Popo exclaimed, running over to her.

"Popo!" Nana cheered. Once Popo got to the tree, the two Ice Climbers high-fived.

"Listening to Ness was the stupidest idea ever," Nana declared.

Popo raised an eyebrow and thought for a second. "Actually…Listening to Toon Link would be the stupidest idea ever," Popo spoke.

Nana looked up and thought for a moment. She looked back at Popo. "Yeah, I guess you're right. Now let's go hide!"

The Ice Climbers then ran out of Olimar's sight.

"…Well…I guess that was kind of interesting," Olimar spoke. His Pikmin nodded in agreement. Olimar and his Pikmin then heard the sound of some girl singing.

They looked up to see Princess Peach skipping merrily towards them.

"Hello, Princess Peach," Olimar greeted with a bow, causing Peach to giggle. "How was your day so far?" he asked.

"Quite fine, though I didn't do much," Peach answered. "I did do the laundry, though."

"Oh?" was Olimar's curious response.

"Yes, but I didn't separate nor check for the clothes to be in the right piles," Peach stated.

"How come?" Olimar asked.

"Every time I've checked before, everything is in order," Peach explained. "So this time I felt no need to check. I'm going to get lunch. Bye!" and with that, Peach waved to Olimar and skipped into the mansion.

". . ."

Olimar blinked.

Then the timer his red Pikmin was holding went off. The Pikmin scurried up to Olimar and held up the timer.

"Oh, looks like once again my shift is over," Olimar announced, picking up the timer. He then put the timer back in his pocket. "Now, like Peach said, let's get lunch."

Olimar and his Pikmin walked into the mansion and entered the main living room.

Yet another weird day, thought Olimaras he walked.

Jigglypuff afraid of a stalker who was actually Pit with another account, who was influenced by Wolf because Wolf was angry.

Olimar walked up the stairs with his Pikmin lined up behind him.

Wolf decided to indirectly take his rage out on somebody because Popo, though Wolf doesn't know, didn't know how to separate clothes, which I find kind of strange.

Olimar turned the corner at the top of the stairs and walked down the hall.

Yoshi, apparently knowing more than Popo, left to stop Kirby from stealing food, so Popo mixed up the clothes. Princess Peach should've checked to see if the clothes were in the right piles, but she didn't because before they were always correct.

Olimar stopped in the middle of the hall to think.

Wait, if she puts the clothes in the washing machine, then wouldn't she see which clothes were which?

After a moment, Olimar shook his head and turned to the door of his room.

Oh well.

He turned the knob and opened the door.

Like yesterday, Olimar froze in place with wide-eyes upon seeing Marth, standing in front of Ike, in a hot pink, sparkly tutu and Ike wearing an Easter Bunny outfit, sitting on his bed.

Both swordsmen stared back at Olimar.

… Awkward silence

"Ike," Marth said slowly, not taking his eyes off of Olimar. "I think we're in the wrong room…"

Olimar slammed the door shut, whipped around, and slid back against the door, breathing heavily.

He looked down at his Pikmin. "I think this is going to turn into a regular routine," Olimar breathed, letting out a sigh.

Author's Notes: Yes, I think it'll be a regular routine, too. XD
Now for the questions:

If you got a creepy stalker message like Jigglypuff did, how would you react?

When Pit came in with red eyes, did you think he was an imposter?

If you saw Wolf in an all-pink outfit, would you laugh at him?

Do you think Popo really tried to do the laundry, or that he just throw clothes in piles randomly?

Did it make sense that Peach didn't know the clothes were mixed or not?

What do you think Ike and Marth were doing in Olimar's bedroom?

Random Fun Fact: Remember how Pit's fake stalker's username was "Boja-Ko-Nuqa"? I looked up those three words and apparently in Bosnian "boja" means "color" and "ko" means "ko" means "who" and nuqa has no meaning that I know of. And "boja ko" means skin color. Congratulations, you learned something! XD
:) LilacFoxGirl1