Epilogue

Author's Note:

Hahaha, I forgot to write the title and author's note of this chapter before uploading it! Thank God for the replace chapter system.

Anyway, I've finished! Not much to say here so enjoy!

Hi!

My name is Jack Frost. When I'm out and about, I usually go by Jackson Overland Frost, or That New Exchange Student. My friends, whenever I get some, just call me Jack. My teachers call me Jack too, but they don't count. Not always.

I live up in the Himalayas. It has nice weather, aside from the weekly blizzards and constant snow. No one's there to disturb me while I wallow in self-pity at what my life has become. Well, nearly no one.

There are the occasional locals or intrepid climbers, but usually those people hang out at Mt. Everest. I live on one of the other mountains. Don't ask for the address, I don't know either.

Anyway, it is usually lonely up there, so I would often leave to explore the world or pretend to be an exchange student at a random school just so I can stay up to date with the latest trends and scientific discoveries. Although recently, all I learn are the latest trends. No one talks about the latest scientific discoveries at school anymore.

Being the Guardian of Midgard actually kinda sucks.

It sounds cool at first, and it was pretty fun; exploring the world, fending off otherworldly threats and so on. But after a while, the otherworldly threats wise up and went off to find easier targets and the world just became infinitely smaller. Never thought that I'd miss the Marauders.

I'm being whiny again, aren't I?

It isn't all that bad, until I boycotted Asgard. I mean, seriously, the All-Father couldn't even lift his finger to stop a World War?

Jerk.

Thor isn't that bad. Neither is Frigga. Nor Sif. Even the Warriors Three are pretty chill dudes. Hel, Loki might even make for a greater ruler than Odin himself, and he's Loki.

But nope, Asgard has Odin.

I'm rambling again aren't I?

I sure do have a lot of bad habits when it comes to writing.

Anyway, I do have a point here. I'm supposed to tell a story. So here goes:

It was just another day. Like any other day. But people call this day Sunday. Usually.

Anyway, I was heading back home, which is in the Himalayas, with the help of my best friend the Wind.

Thanks to some spells that Frigga thought me, I finally have a friend that won't die before me. (Unless something bad happens, but I'm not getting into that)

So the Wind brought me to my house atop one of the mountains in the Himalayas. The house was made of ice, of course, and everything inside is also made of ice, because why not.

I dropped my school bad just beside the door and collapsed on my sofa of ice, which was cushioned by snow, very comfortable.

I was smiling even though I was super tired because I had just finished one of the best schooling years for a long time. It was in Norway, a nice country, ranked 4th in the World Happiness Index.

I made several friends, including two sisters of royal descent, the House of Arendelle.

It was pretty cool.

Anyway, I was just recollecting some fond memories of that particularly good school year, when there was a knock on the door.

Now, imagine my surprise that someone knocked instead of barging in. It was quite a shock, really.

Just kidding, I was scared witless that someone found my secret home.

So I jumped to my feet, my trusty staff in hand, and prepared to fire an ice beam and make it look like an accident.

"Jack Frost, please open the door. It is I, Thor

That didn't make me feel any better, anyone could say that they were Thor. Although I never stopped to question why someone would want to climb up the Himalayas, find a house of ice, believe that it belonged to Jack Frost, and claimed that they were Thor.

"Prove it!" I shouted back, like an idiot.

So Thor broke my ice door with Mjolnir. Very damning evidence.

"Thor?"

The Asgardian in question chuckled as he walked over the remains of a perfectly carved door of ice, "Aye, my friend. It has been a long time."

"You just broke my door!" I shouted. "After you knocked! And you said please!"

"Aye, I was thought that it was human custom to knock and ask permission before entering one's home." Thor replied, frowning.

"You just said 'human' instead of 'Midgardian'!" I pointed out, still shocked at the changes I saw in Thor.

"Is that not what they call themselves?" By then Thor was getting properly confused.

"Yes, but since when did you care?"

Thor smiled, finally understanding what I'm getting at, and replied. "A lot has changed since we last met."

"Hel yeah, they did." By then I was grinning from ear to ear. It was a pleasant surprise to meet an old friend who isn't dead or dying, and an even better surprise to see that he has learned some human manners.

"So, uh, what brings you here?" I asked while gesturing for him to have a seat on my sofa of ice and snow.

Thor's face was no longer happy now. He was frowning with seriousness and with a dark voice he spoke. "It's about Loki."

"What about him?" I asked worriedly, that change in tone can't be good. Loki was a friend of mine in Asgard, he was like my partner-in-crime. Together we pulled all the greatest pranks ever in the history of Asgard. He was bound to get in trouble.

But not like this.

Thor explained everything that happened from his crashed coronation to the destruction of the Bifrost. Now he is here by Black Magic, which is incredibly dangerous, to stop Loki from conquering Midgard.

"I'll help." I told him. I'll help Loki, because if Thor can't, who else can but me?

So that is how we found ourselves facing off against the Avengers: Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and the Wolverine.

Thanks a lot, Loki.

Author's Note:

A bit of an awkward end but way better than the original chapter.

So I realized that replacing a chapter does not send a notification to people who put it on alert. So very few people read the new rewrite of this story.

So for this chapter I deleted the previous epilogue and uploaded the new epilogue as a new chapter. I understand that some author's prefer that their readers don't notice some awkward or embarrassing mistake, but come on!

Anyway, hoped you guys enjoyed and stay tuned for updates of the War for Earth!