Disclaimer: I found a magic lamp and called for the genie. I asked him for ownership of Naruto and he laughed in my face…needless to say Naruto isn't mine

Story for: Kimmy-1016

Three days later

Sasuke smirked as he closed the door to his house. He was going to get his revenge. That dobe won't know what hit him. He had a plan that would be ten times worse than what the blonde idiot had done to him. It had taken some time to prepare but it would all be worth it. Naruto would think twice before messing with the Uchiha again.

It had been easy to set up without notice as Naruto was rarely home. Most of the time, he was at the training ground. Of course, it would have been suspicious if Sasuke had stopped showing up so he had a clone do the work. It was a little difficult to pull off but he had managed. They didn't have a mission today-Kakashi was taking a "vacation"; what kind of ninja does that-so of course the dobe had issued the standard challenge. It played right into my plan.

Twenty minutes later

Across from Naruto's apartment was a bush; this is where I hid. As time passes, I grow impatient. What is he doing? He is supposed to be at the training ground in 5 minutes. Come on idiot. I'll wait all day if I have to…but I'd rather not. By chance, there is motion from the apartment. Finally. There is a loud swear then signs of a rush. Sasuke smirks thinking Usuratonkachi; you would oversleep. Sasuke then feels a hand on his shoulder.

"What are you doing?"

Shikamaru had just been passing by on an errand for his mother. It was too troublesome by his standards but that woman was scary. When he spotted Sasuke, smirking to himself behind a bush in front of Naruto's apartment it sparked his interest. What is he up to?…interesting; I never thought he would do something like that…whatever that is. . I was curious though so asked. He turned around looking at me as if I'd just caught him dressed like a girl with a frilly dress or whatever. Mendokuse. "Are you going to answer or just stare at me?

At this, Sasuke finally regained his composure. "…I'm getting the idiot back for what he did." Or maybe not, Sasuke normally would not pause. "With interest of course. He has to learn. No one messes with Sasuke Uchiha. He says this with a dark, creepy aura surrounding him. Mendokuse. Why do girls like him…it's obvious he's crazy. It's too troublesome to think about. Apparently, he wants me to watch because while I was thinking he pulled me down into the bushes with him.

Two minutes later, right as I'm about to excuse myself before my mother comes searching, here comes a loud crash from the apartment. Following are more crashes and indecipherable yells that I assume are curses. This continues for a few minutes before there is an abrupt silence. What did he do to Naruto. It sounded brutal. These two are troublesome. I hope he's not hurt. Interrupting the silence, a scream of "TEME!" could be heard a mile away. A short, evil snicker escapes from Sasuke. I'm going to go now. Whatever this is, I don't want to get involved.

"What are you two doing?" We both jump, shocked. What is going on today? First, I manage to shock Sasuke, then we're taken by surprise. What kind of ninja are we?

"Asuma-sensei…we were just…uhhh…" He raises his eyebrows but doesn't comment.

"What were you doing on this side of the village any way?" I ask.

"Visiting with Kurenai. You?"

"Errands for mom. Then I got roped into this somehow…" The loud slam of a window being opened is heard. We all demonstrate our ninja capabilities with how fast we disappear from sight. We see Naruto jump out of his window; his landing is rough. Kurenai, Asuma-sensei, and I can only stare in shock and disbelief at what we see. No way is this real; it can't be.

Finally recovering from their shock, the two sensei give me a look.

"Don't look at me. It wasn't my doing." They turn to Sasuke look still intact. When he doesn't respond-his eyes still in the direction Naruto went- they speak.

"You shouldn't have done that. Nothing god will come of it"

"Hn."

"It might cause problems within your team…and he looks like…"

"…who does he look like?"

"Never mind…we should get going. Oh, don't say I didn't warn you when this blows up in your face."

"Hn." I swear it's as if he's on autopilot. It works for him though. When they leave, Sasuke stands at last. When he begins walking away, I pause until he's several feet away.

"You two really are troublesome. This will cause problems." He just smirks in a way only he can then replies, "We'll see what the dobe has then." He thinks it'll be fun. For how long though. Whatever. They can handle themselves. I should hurry before she comes searching for me. I do not want to get her angry.

"Mendokuse."

AN: Sorry for any errors. This isn't beta'd but I try my best. My chapters are pretty short but they should get longer…hopefully. I have another idea for a fanfic. Check it out on my profile.