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Enjoy from the bedroom.

Girls Night

(Girls view)

Eve: Bye guys, have fun at the bar. No picking up stripers.

Shane: Oh, come on. Where's the fun in that.

Claire: I'd be happy to fill that position for you *wiggles eyebrows*.

Bubbles: Nu-ah. It's Girls Night, where we play Truth or Dare and share our deepest, darkest secrets.

Britt: So, if you have a penis, LEAVE!

Michael: We're going, we're going.

(Guys leave)

Eve: So, what do you guys want to do first?

Claire: I know! Let's play operation!

Bubbles: You wana play doctor!?

Claire: Yeah!

Eve: We have to wait for the pizza first.

Britt: You got the garlic bread, right?

Eve: I got the whole nine yards.

Bubbles: Perfect! *Grins wickedly*

(Ding dong)

Claire: YAY! I'll get it! (goes to door) Eve, come help me!

Eve: Coming! (to girls) let's see what we got. (Eve disappears to help Claire) OH MY GOD!!

Britt and Bubbles: What?!

Eve: (reappearing with Claire) Look who's here with pizza! (out steps Myrin)

Myrin: Good evening ladies, I relived your pizza man of his pizza, so this comes to you free of charge.

Claire: Oh goodie! Nothing's better than free pizza.

Myrin: But, my sweet Claire, nothing truly ever comes free.

(Girls stare in disbelief)

Bubbles: Myrin, aren't we a bit young for you?

(Myrin chuckles)

Myrin: No not that, not that at all. I wanted to present this, (pulls out HUGE sapphire) to Claire for never giving up on me.

Claire: Oh yay! Thank you so much, Myrin! (turns around so that Myrin can put necklace on her)

Myrin: (bends down to peck her on the cheek) (in a whisper) You do know the boys are sitting outside?

Claire: (in a whisper) No we didn't, thank you. (louder) Myrin, why don't you go upstairs before the guys figure out you were here. You know how jealous they can be.

Myrin: Sure Claire, I'll go right up and wait for you. (Myrin disappears upstairs)

Bubbles: It's Girls Night, Claire, can't you leave you affairs for tomorrow?!

Claire: Yeah, you're right. I'll just go tell Myrin to leave. (disappears upstairs) Oh, and set up operation.

Britt: Okay, who wants to go first?

Eve: I will (tries to get out a plastic piece) Damn, it won't go in *Growl*

Bubbles: here let me try *Grunting* Damn, it's to caked with crap. Claire, operation's a bust.

Eve: Yeah, he's just to old.

Claire: (reappearing looking a little shaken) That's okay. Eve, can you come with me a second?

Eve: Sure. (disappears with Claire upstairs)

Britt: What do you think is going on?

Bubbles: The only thing I know, is our Girls Night is so screwed.

(Claire and Eve return a bit shaken)

Eve: Hey, let's play Truth or Dare.

Britt: Alright. Jamie, Truth or Dare?

Bubbles: Duh, Dare.

Britt: Okay. I dare you to . . . call Oliver and ask if he's interested in being a stripper.

Bubbles: And what do I do when he comes to kill us all?

Britt: Scream . . . Run. Your choice.

Claire: Come on. Just do it!

Bubbles: Fine (picks up phone) Hello, this is the National Strippers Association and we were wondering if you would be interested in joining . . . (hanging up) Shit, we have, like, ten minutes before we all die. So, who shall I pick next . . . hmm . . . Claire, Truth or Dare?

Claire: Truth.

Bubbles: Okay . . . How much do you want to do Shane?

Claire: (blushing) More than words can express.

Britt: Oh, come on! We want more!

Claire: That secret's a bit deep and anyway, Eve and I have a confession to make. We're . . . We're . . . crap, I can't say it, Eve?

Eve: We're . . . uh . . . we're . . .

Britt and Bubbles: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!

Eve and Claire: WE'RE PREGNANT!!!

(Crash!!)