On a dark and stormy night, Mario was out on the town of the mushroom kingdom. About 2 months his brother, Luigi, had bought sex from a whore and gave him mushroom herpes. Mario is very concerned about his brother, and is worried that this might be the end for the Bros.
-The next damn day-
Mario was making breakfast, eggs, bacon, and waffles, when suddenly Princess Peach burst through the Pipe Houses door.
"MARIO!" yelled Peach
"Yes Mistress?" said Mario, concerned
"Luigi is giving birth!" said Mistress
"WHAT! How is that-a possible, he is a man!?" Asked Mario.
And off the two went to the the hospital...
