"What!" I screamed. It echoed across the nothingness of what I had finally learned was more than just a ditch. It was the hole of North America. I couldn't believe anything that was going on. Tell me this is all just a dream. I thought. "Pinch me," I commanded the Cosmic Owl.

"Fine, whatever you say. Has anyone told this to you, " he said while pinching me, "YOU"RE A SOCIOPATH " His cold beak poke into my skin.

"Ow!" I screamed. This wasn't a dream.