CHAPTER 2
(A/N Sorry it took so long to put up, School+My laziness equals No Chapters :[ )
(B/N: Yay! Chapter 2!!!! )
Disclaimer: let's see…Yurika belongs to/is Al Al, Luna belongs to/is Nat, and we own nothing else…I think…w'ever, just read the chapter!
Edward and Bella came too, but only because they were so curious about who these girls were. While Yurika and Alice were trying on clothes, Edward and Bella were talking to Luna.
"How do you know so much about us?" Edward asked.
"I told you," Luna answered simply, "You're in a book."
"Who wrote a book about us?" Bella demanded.
Luna sighed. "Look, I can't tell you too much, you already know too much, just by knowing that you're in a book," then she mumbled something about Yurika's stupidity as she searched through the clothes racks.
Yurika threw a can opener at her friend's head (she always had one on her). Luna easily dodged it (them being vampires if you didn't already know). Then Yurika asked "Where do babies come from?"
"..."
"Well, erm, maybe you should ask Carlisle." (B/N who is saying that?) (A/N idk…)
"Ok!" Yurika left to go find Carlisle while humming Buttons by the Pussy Cat Dolls.
Edward and Bella stared at Luna. "What?" she asked. "It's not my fault she's so insane, though being around me probably didn't help..."
A few moments later, Yurika returned with a disgusted look on her face. "I found out where babies come from." She said, still disgusted.
Everyone just laughed.
A little while later while Alice was yelling at Edward for not getting her a Porsche, Luna and Bella were talking and Yurika was trying on clothes.
"Hey Bella, do you wan to go see Jake?" Luna asked.
"Yes, but Edward won't let me." Bella sighed.
"We can work around that." She answered simply. "Yurika, plan Alpha." (B/N: alpha wolf, get it?) (A/N No…)
Yurika jumped out of the dressing room dressed like a super hero. "I'm on it!!"
Then Yurika and Luna picked up Bella and started to run to La Push, leaving cardboard cutouts of them and Bella behind. (A/N: YAY! CARDBOARD!!) (B/N: umm…Alison? I think it may be time to go back to the happy white padded room with the happy people in the happy white coats…) (A/N NEVER!!!)
"Wait, you guys are vampires!! Jake will kill you!!" Bella shrieked.
"Yes, but we can hide that. If you remember (A/N: I don't o.O) Edward and Alice didn't know until we told them." (A/N oh.) Luna pointed out as they ran to La Push.
(B/N: END CHAPTER 2! Yay!!! )
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