Special thanks to Dragon Man 180 for being my first reviewer, even though I got 100+ hits.
Reincarnation of Naruto
"Speech"
'Thought'
It has been about 6 years since Naruto had married Hinata, and became Namine. They had their first child, actually children, and they were both about 5 years old. Their names were Alisha Uzumaki and Marie Uzumaki. Anyway the two were both bundles of energy, and only the most elite of ninja could handle them. Some people thought that some part of Kyuubi was influencing Marie. For Alisha, not so much. For some reason, they couldn't get along with shinobi, only kunoichi. Perhaps it was because they have never seen much of men, and they thought that they were frightening. Henceforth, Namine and Hinata, when they were out on missions, asked Tsunade to assign a B-rank mission to only kunoichi-to baby-sit the two. Some shinobi that were unfortunate enough to get this mission hated it more then retrieving the fire Daimyos wife's cat Tora, a simple d-rank mission. Speaking of which, both Namine and Hinata was assigned a mission in Sunakagure. The unfortunate 2 kunoichi's assigned to babysitter duty was…Ino and Sakura!
-Ino's POV-
Sakura and I were assigned a b-rank mission at the Namikaze manor, to baby-sit some kids, twins to be exact.
'How hard can this be?' I thought to myself as Sakura and I entered the manor.
Upon opening the door, something fell on both of us. I looked at Sakura after everything cleared and I started to laugh.
"Your hair! It's…white!"
Sakura looked at me, and said.
"So is yours…"
"Nani? My platinum blonde hair!"
While both of us desperately trying to wash it off, we could hear laughter coming from directly in front of us. When we looked down, Alisha and Marie were laughing like the deranged daughters of a madman.
"By the way, that hair die is permanent."
"NANI?"
Still laughing, they abruptly stopped and took off running past us and to town. Infuriated, we gave chase. We easily caught up with them, but before we could grab them, they suddenly sped up. Pretty soon, they disappeared from our line of vision. We both screamed…loudly.
-With Namine and Hinata-
-Normal POV-
"ALISHA! MARIE! WE'LL CATCH YOU!"
"That sounds like Sakura and Ino…what do you think happened?" Asked Namine.
"Knowing Marie…probably used that permenant hair die…"
"Wonder what color?"
"Let's hope white. It may be permanent, but you could still dye over it…"
A wolf masked ANBU was surveying the streets on a rooftop, reading a book titled Make Out Paradise when he suddenly saw two blurs passing by below him. Upon closer examination, he realized that it was Alisha and Marie.
'Namine and Hinata are out on a mission, so that means that those two need someone to watch over them. I wonder who was…!"
Kakashi nearly dropped his book atop of Sakura's white hair. He was laughing so hard, he cracked up when he saw Ino.
'Guess I better help them…'
Kakashi picked up his book, and tried to pocket it. Unfortunately, he was too distracted to put it in properly, and it fell out.. He appeared in step with Sakura and Ino.
"Need any help?"
"Yeah, thanks ANBU-san."
Together, they chased after the twins, eventually cornering them.
"Any last words?"
Kakashi, Ino, and Sakura were unaware of the twins sneaking up behind them. By the time that they had enough sense to turn around, it was already too late. They were brutally knocked out. Marie took off the ANBU's mask, revealing another mask, took that one off to find…another mask…she took that one off and did something to his face and mask, then put it back on, giggled, and started fleeing the scene.
When Sakura and Ino finally woke up, they crawled over to the wolf-masked ANBU.
"I've always wondered what it is behind an ANBU's mask…"
"A face?"
Sakura still took off the mask to reveal another mask.
"It's Kakashi-senpei." 'Hmm, this is…A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE! I can finally see what's underneath that mask of his….'
Sakura took it off, and then cracked up laughing. Ino, confused, went to see what Sakura was laughing at. Upon catching sight of the ANBU's face, she too cracked up laughing, and clutching her stomach as she rolled on the floor.
Kakashi's face was relatively normal, except for one minor detail. Whether it was intentional or not, Kakashi had all of any girl's make up on. This included lipstick, and eye liner. Sakura and Ino stopped laughing after the ANBU asked. "Why are you two laughing?"
In response to the question, Sakura seemingly pulled a mirror out of nowhere and showed Kakashi his reflection. The first thing that he noticed was that his mask wasn't on. Then he noticed what Alisha and Marie did to his face.
"…NANI?!"
The scream was heard for miles, and happened to reach Tsunade's ears while she was drinking sake. She adruptly spit it out.
"WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE ALISHA AND MARIE?" Kakashi had apparently forgotten about the white hair on Sakura and Ino.
"We don't know…"
"BULLSHIT! Kage bunshin no jutsu!"
About 5 shadow clones of Kakashi appeared, each with an angry expression on their face.
"SPLIT UP AND FIND THOSE TWINS. Once you find them, KILL THEM!"
Sakura had never seen Kakashi this mad before.
Namine and Hinaata, upon hearing that someone was threatening to kill their children, took off running, but then went back to put on some clothes, lest they run out naked again.
-Flashback-
"Hey Hinata-koishi…"
"Hai Namine-koishi?"
Namine and Hinata had fulfilled their mission objective to deliver some important documents, and were currently walking toward a cabin that they found.
"Kyuubi said that in 5 years, I would be able to have sex with you, and you could give birth to babies again."
"Why did we wait six years then?"
"I forgot, anyway, want to have kids again?"
"Of course Namine. Let's do it now."
"I don't see why not."
Together, they stripped their clothes off, and began making out...then they realized that they were both exposed quite literally, because they forgot to go into the cabin. Luckily, no one saw them.
"Oops?"
The two hurriedly ran into the cabin, and jumped into the bed, and resumed making out.
PAGE BREAK
"FOUND YOU! RAIKIRI!"
Marie only smirked, even when the Raikiri plunged into her chest. She whispered. "Bunshin daibakuha."
Marie exploded, wiping out the kage bunshin of Kakashi. Elsewhere in Konoha, similar scenarios occurred.
The real Alisha and Marie were in Tsunade's office, in hiding, when suddenly the door opened. Kakashi, Sakura, and Ino walked in without knocking.
"Knock first next…time? Oh this is priceless, let me snap a photo."
Tsunade had snapped a photo of a maskless Kakashi with make up, and two white haired kunoichi, who were all too slow to react.
"Sad to say, that hair die and make up are both permanent."
The three shinobi were stunned speechless, then fainted.
'How out of character…' Thought Tsunade, once again drinking from her shot of sake, while Alisha and Marie sneaked out, headed back home to sleep. When they got home, Namine and Hinata were already there, practically turning the whole house upside down in their search for their children.
"What happened?" Asked Namine upon catching sight of her daughters.
"So…Sakura and Ino now have white hair?"
"And my old sensei, Kakashi-senpei, now has make up on?"
At a nod from Marie, Hinata and Namine burst out, clutching their stomachs, rolling on the floor, laughing.
"They don't know that they can apply additional layers of make up or hair die to go back to normal, do they?"
"No."
"Excellent."
Namine was slapped, hard, by Hinata, who was desperately trying to keep a passive, emotionless face, but failing drastically. Until the information is revealed to the unfortunate three victims of Alisha and Marie, those three would never come out.
All the wile, Kakashi searched his pockets. "Where's my Make Out Paradise!" Kakashi yelled as he turned his apartment inside-out.
-Otogakure-
-Sasuke's POV-
A bird flew into my room through the window.
'Huh? A letter for me?'
Curious, Sasuke took the scroll, and unrolled it. The document was blank, buut there was something sealed in it. I unsealed it…in a cloud of smoke, the last thing that was on my mind appeared, a little orange book.
"Huh?"
I opened the book just as my sensei sneaked in. 'This is the smut that Kakashi always reads. What's this?'
There was a bookmark on the next page. I flipped the page. It was a picture of Sakura. I paid it no mind, but in the picture…SHE WAS NAKED!
"That girls hot…" Mumbled someone behind me. I snapped the book shut, accidently dropped the photo, and turned around. "Orochimaru-sensei? What are you doing here?"
"It is time, you are almost ready to face Itachi, but I need to do one last thing before I let you go. By the way, you can't copy this jutsu, but activate your Sharingan anyway."
"Hai."
"Perfect…Furou Fushi no Jutsu."
-Orochimaru's POV-
I did it. I managed to inhabit Sasuke's beautiful body, the body that possesses the Sharingan. Preparations must be made…for my Conquest of Konohagakure!
"I see you have taken hold of Sasuke-kun's body."
"Ah Kabuto!"
It was then that I remembered the photo of the hot girl that Sasuke dropped. I bent down to pick it up.
"Fufufu…for my plan to rule Konoha, I need a wife. She'll do, after all, she loves me."
-Somewhere in Konohagakure-
Sakura, who still had white hair, sneezed. 'I have a bad feeling about this…'
-Back to Orochimaru-
"But first, let's say me and you resume our make-out session. The Conquest of Konoha will begin in a month, after I get used to this body."
"Gladly, Orochimaru-sama…"
With that, Orochimaru placed the picture of Sakura in his pocket, and he began to make out with Kabuto, like the gay pedophile he was. Unknown to Orochinmaru though, Sasuke was beginning to awaken. 'Just you wait, Orochimaru…in a year I'll escape, then I'll kill you.'
