Fernanda Hassen perhaps it will become that way I've not quite yet decided it may also be Chell but you know I'm always open to suggestions and besides Caroline or GlaDOS would be fun to put Wheatly with!

Alright enough blabbering get on with it or else you may be put to "the test" again.

Sure right sorry I'm soooo lucky to have people to remind me of what I'm supposed to be doing like Her, I mean she's nice enough.

Chapter Two: Who's Ready To Make Some Science!

I was on my way to see Caroline about whatever job I was going to be getting, or at least hoped I was going to be getting I ran out the door to my 1960's Vista Cruiser. I didn't know if I was underdressed or overdressed, "Ehhh it'll be fine" I said to myself whilst getting in the car. The drive seemed to take hours even though it was only a few minutes, but upon arrival I realized that my corduroy slacks and button up shirt was not only insufficient but rather outdated compared to this place, the outside looked like it stretched on for miles and a big logo read APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES the building itself however was even more impressive with towering white walls and glass so clean that birds probably didn't even know it was there I almost didn't realize there were doors! The inside was easily more impressive than all the outside the tall vaulting ceilings and to top it all off which was rather humorous because it was the floor in the main entrance was the fact that the floor was glass and it looked like it went down for miles literally I couldn't see the bottom of this beautiful looking chasm.

The people seemed surprised to see him which wasn't surprising to him, since they were all in white lab coats with black pants and shoes and a white button up shirt with a black tie underneath. They also seemed to act like they were a lot better than I am and I really didn't want to, but I needed to find out where he was going so he walked up to a nice lady who seemed a little young to be working there as she looked like she was about ten maybe and asked "Excuse me miss! Do you know where I can find Caroline?" The little girl laughed and pointed down the hall to a huge set of doors which now that they were pointed out to him he realised must have sounded like a silly question. When I walked in the first thing I saw was a man at his desk with a microphone and standing next to him was Caroline.

I didn't realize it at first but this man as I listened to this message he was leaving made him seem so powerful and angry and also slightly crazy. I later learned this was Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science he owned the place and he well loved science it seemed, Caroline didn't seem to say anything at first but suddenly she said "I am!". This Cave fellow seemed pleased by this and I realised I must have tuned out whilst thinking neither seemed to notice me yet or if they did they couldn't care less, but as I was standing there looking around the office I noticed that there seemed to be a lot of awards in this office and old framed newspaper clippings including one about a "Local Entrepreneur" having bought a local salt mine. I was very surprised I hadn't heard of that then again maybe it was during my moving phase when I turned around I noticed that the Cave person seemed to be wrapping up rather rapidly then I realised why he was probably trying to find out why I was here however his closing words were slightly odd "Who's ready to make some science".

I started to feel odd as he clicked stop on the recording, I wasn't sure what he was going to do exactly when he said "Excuse me Mr. Whatever your name is what are you doing here." So naturally I said. "Oh well you see I was invited down here by Caroline sir." Cave then followed up with the question of why so I said. "Well sir you see she offered me a job interview." I then looked over to Caroline as if asking her for help and she finally stepped up and stated "Mr. Johnson you keep saying we should get someone to help with Douglas, you know Ratman as you always call him." Cave's face seemed much more relaxed after that he then said "I see well that's up to you and Douglas to sort out then Caroline." and sent the two of us off.

We had been walking in silence for about ten minutes before I finally asked "What exactly do you mean by helping out with Douglas?" Caroline then turned to me and said "How much do you know about schizophrenia?"