A/N
Heyo, so here's chapter two for you. This one includes actual singing so yeah it's even weirder than the last one. But compared to some stuff on this site it's nothing. Okay. Done talking. I hope you enjoy it and I hope that I didn't fail at trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: Step 1, watch the end credits of Sherlock, step 2, look at "written by:", what will follow is a few names of which mine is not one.
'And the first one to sing is…'
'Mary!' Mrs. Hudson exclaims as if she was presenting the lottery.
Everyone looked to see Mary's reaction. It was exactly what they'd expected it to be.
'Get your laptop out, Watson. I want to pick a song.' She said enthusiastically, while jumping up and down like a 5 year old.
She was one of those rare people who loved karaoke.
While Mary was picking a song Mrs. Hudson moved the table in the middle of the room aside to create space for Mary's performance
'Okay. Rules.' Mrs. Hudson said, still smiling like she was a tv presenter.
'Everyone is free to pick a song, only sing the first couplet and the verse other wise we'll get bored or in some cases, suffer from hearing damage.'
No one protested since most of them wanted it to be over as quickly as possible (most of them, well, pretty much all of them apart from Mrs. Hudson and Mary).
'Got a song!' Mary said happily while walking to the "stage".
'Music, please!' She said while striking a pose as if she was about to sing for a crowd of thousands.
John chuckled, shaked his head and clicked the play button of the song that Mary had chosen and the music started playing.
Mary seemed to know the song well 'cause she knew the lyrics perfectly.
Sometimes I feel like wonderwoman
kicking ass and raising thunder
Burning up my fuels
Fighting crime
Kick a bad guy down the garbage can
Get on a date with superman, fly the sky, just because I can
I'll be so pretty, never feel shitty
'cause I'm a well respected lady superhero in the city
Yes I'll be doing fine
But then I fall off my cloud again
Brings me back to who I really am
I'm just little old me
Dealing with the same old things
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Why's my life so boring
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
There's gotta be a little bit more in store for me
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Why's my life so boring
Oh, I'm up for a little bit more
Everyone clapped as she stopped singing after a dramatic fade out.
'Good to know how you of putting up with us.' Lestrade said with a chuckle while Mary took a seat between Sherlock and John. The three of them shared a look. The song had a little more meaning to the two guys since they knew Mary's secret.
'That was beautiful, Mary' Mrs. Hudson said while standing up and putting up here tv presenter smile again.
'I'm curious whether anyone will top that. Let's see who's next.'
The laughter stopped immediately and everyone took a nervous breath.
Non of them wanted to sing.
Mrs. Hudson pulled out a piece of paper again with the same theatrical movement and said:
'The second one to sing is…'
A/N:
Hope you enjoyed that, the song Mary sung is Wonderwoman by the Dutch band Leaf. I don't expect you to know it, except if you're Dutch which I hope not for you own sake (but lets not go there). BYE
