AN: As promised ! Longer chapters. Also (1) I don't really remember the amount cartman demanded , but it was in the millions right?
Chapter 2 :
Stan's POV
"Sure dude . Get well soon! :D" I finished up the text and kept my phone in my pockets. It had snowed slightly today , and i was beginning to get cold. I had considered running back home for my sweater before the bus arrived, but the bus always came unpredictably. I guess i had to tough it out through this weather .
"Talked to the jew fag again didn't you?" Sighing , i turned to face Eric Cartman , The one kid who had done unimaginable things to Kyle. Those things include giving Kyle Aids , Making him eat his farts . For christ sakes , when Kyle needed a new kidney , Cartman was the only person who could give it to him ; (1)For 2 million dollars.
"No i didn't talk to the jew fag , i was talking to Kyle."
"I am correct then. Kyle is a jew fag. Seriously stan , wake the fuck up . He just wants your manhood in him."
Groaning , i replied , "Kyle's not gay fatass! Stop calling him that!"
"Ay! Don't call me fat , hippie! You and that girlfriend of yours are both big giant hippies!"
I snapped . If it weren't for Kenny , Cartman would possibly be in the hospital right now. I , at best only managed to knock Cartman down . That was really all i could do .
"Stan , Don't. He's not worth your energy." I struggled against Kenny's grip but it only seemed to tighten more as i struggled. Eventually i stopped struggling and gave up.
"Done?" He said with a fierce voice.
"Yeah. I'm done." With that said , Kenny released his grip of me and i fell to the ground .
"Stupid goddamn hippies , this is why i try to eradicate every single one of you after they hold that gay ass music festival. You're lucky you weren't in the machine's line of path , Stan. " Cartman said as he brushed the dust off his clothes and jeans while standing up . "If only i aimed where you , Kyle and Kenneh were , I wouldn't have to deal with the jew fag, you stupid hippie and this poor piece of cra - " Cartman was silenced by a punch straight to his face. Kenny stood above him , "Enough with the gay jokes yet Cartman?"
"Ow , Kenneh?! What the F?" Cartman said in a partially off-tone voice .
"No more gay jokes from now on fatass . You do NOT want to get on my bad side." Replied Kenny with obvious rage in his voice.
Nearby , i heard tires slowing to a stop with a loud screech . It seems that the bus had arrived upon Cartman's demise.
"I'll get you guys for this ! You guys just watch your back! Screw you guys , I'm going home." With that , Cartman slowly walked in the direction of his house. Wonder what Cartman was going to plan now.
Me and Kenny proceeded to enter the bus . Only three students were here . Tweek , Craig and Butters. I sat at my usual seat . Right beside Kenny and Butters . Kenny , Upon seeing butters , walked up to him and sat beside him.
It's no surprise that they are the first male couple to be made public in school . I really envied them for being so brave to face the stares , insults , well the insults are mostly from Cartman about Kenny being too poor for Butters . I'm mostly also jealous about how they are together . Wendy broke up with me. Again. And this time , she says it's for real . So my relationship with her is gone .
Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker.. Now these two are the strangest but the most adorable couple in our school. For one , Craig actually begin to show emotions when hanging around Tweek. Tweek , on other hand , has not gotten used to this relationship made public in school . A few kids have began mocking him and teasing him , Which of course , results in Tweek spazzing out and twitching so much and he needs to be sent home for fear of heart attack.
"Hey buttercup " Started Kenny as he pecked Butters on the cheeks. Butters blushed instantly and kissed him back. "T-That's enough for today alright Kenny? We're in school , or rather o-on the way to school." One thing butters did get from coming out of the closet is that he didn't stutter as much now. He only stutters when shy or embarrassed , and he only feels that way around Kenny.
"Hey butters " I greeted semi-coldly .
"Hey Stan!" Butters replied with a warm smile . I swear , he's the only kid i feel like hugging and punching at the same time . "Boy , today sure is cold huh? Gee , Where's Eric and Kyle?"
"Kyle's running with a fever today , and Cartman.. Well. He's got a slightly bloodied nose thanks to your boyfriend here . I point to Kenny . Butters looked at Kenny with shock that instantly gave Kenny a guilt trip.
"I..." Kenny began.
"No , Kenny. You don't punch people like that for no reason! What did he do this time that you had to punch him?!"
"He made fun of gays alright? " Kenny said softly . "He made fun of Kyle being gay and i just got agitated. Because that's indirectly referencing us. " Kenny said guiltily
"No matter what the issue is Ken , You don't beat up people like that . I admit Cartman got what's coming to him , B-but you don't punch people for no reason okay? Butters then gave him a peck on the cheek . "Promise Ken?"
"I promise Buttercup" Replied Kenny softly . Soon , we arrived at South Park Elementary School. The place where so many events have happened , From a malicious website called EavesDropper to a battle between the Elf King Kyle and Wizard Eric Cartman. Of course , Douchebag helped with beating up Cartman but he's gone now . His parents moved away and brought him with them too when they realized the government found him again.
"Butters , Kenny . Remember when Douchebag was here , He defeated Butters and acquired his hammer?" I asked happily , having the memories bring a smile to my face .
"Well sure i do ! You even threw flaming dog poo at me Stan! My parents were awfully sore with me when they realized my hammer was taken by someone else , but they didn't ground me surprisingly . All they did was give me a new one and told me not to lose it again . " Butters reminisced with a happy grin. "That's my butters , am i right ?" Asked Kenny with a peck to Butters cheeks. Sighing , I turned away from the soon-to-be-making-out couple and looked at the school. It's seems completely renovated after the assault that wizard Fatass launched at us . I got off the bus and proceeded to walk towards the school . Without Kyle , This would surely be a boring day.
