Meet the Demoman-
As the seven students were looking at the screen wondering what they will watch next "so Mister Oracle? What are we seeing next? Please don't leg it be another evil Jaune!" Ruby shivered tucking herself into her knees not wanting to see such horror again with Yang patting ruby on the back "well we are-...ahh we have more guests!" Oracle began to explain until he stopped then chimed in on some guests.
Three screams them followed catching the students attention from one body falls from the infinite sky which belonged to Qrow Branwen. He slams into the ground groaning to himself but another force hits him on the back which belongs to Glynda Goodwitch then lastly Headmaster Ozpin lands on his feet like a fucken cat.
Glynda gets up onto her feet dusting herself off "ozpin where are we?" Ozpin didn't answer her as he was looking around seeing 7 of his top notch students and a floating box in front of the master controls "Team Rwby? Team JNPR? What's going on?" Ozpin asked them as they looked at each other wondering what they should say though Qrow when he got up saw the floating box flying in the back in front of a large selections of tapes in the back "and what's with the floating lunch pail?" Glynda also took note of Oracle who seems to ignore the new guests.
"Well long story short , we have been sent here to watch alternate universes of jaune" Weiss answered truthfully catching both professors off guard and Qrow snorted "what's so interesting about that brat Schnee? He doesn't seem special" Ozpin was about to rebuttal that until the lunch pail as Qrow called Oracle "that's where your wrong Qrow Branwen" All three of them were wide eyed seeing oracle flying towards them with a floating tape next to it "Jaune Arc is perhaps the most interesting specimen of any subjects in my library now sit down" as commanded the three sat in the more least chair numbers "So Petal, Fire Cracker. What did you watch before we came?" Qrow asked smiling at his nieces but that smile turned into a frown when he saw Yang touch her right arm nervously and ruby was about to burst into tears.
Ozpin looked at Glynda confused "what did they see?" The witch asked the Headmaster who just shrugged "who knows Glynda, probably just some horror flick and sir?" Ozpin exclaimed before turning his head to see the Oracle putting in the tape into the main controls "may I have a cup of coffee?" "Check your cup holder Ozma" Ozpin nearly snapped the handle of his cane once his true name had been revealed but what it seems like no one aside from his inner circle took not of this so ozpin looked at his cup holder to see the cup of coffee in it 'hmm..how did he do that?"
The screen opens up to show a Jaune Arc holding a grenade launcher running through a hallway with explosions occurring behind him in a badass version, he jumps out the window in a standstill which explosions occur behind him.
Now the scene is to a room full of TNT scattered all around with Jaune Arc sitting at a table with sticks of dynamite around with a bottle of Atlasian Whiskey, Jaune has an eyepatch over his right eye with several grenades located on his vest "what kind of Demoman am I?" Jaune exclaimed in a Scottish accent.
Everyone blinked at that because they would never expect Jaune to be an explosives expert "surprising, explosive expert is a surprisingly a high paying job within Atlas due to them being extremely hazardous job" Ozpin had informed the students "but why did he want to do something so dangerous?" Ruby asked looking at the adults of guidance though Qrow didn't answer just taking a sip of his flask.
Ozpin took a sip of his coffee also wondering what Jaune could've done to warrant to join atlas as an explosives guy.
Pyrrha was doing a praying sigh, praying to herself and whatever gods that existed that Jaune "Jaune please stay safe" she exclaimed
then he pokes the table hard glaring at the camera "if I was a bad Demoman! I wouldn't be here telling you how good I am!" Jaune explained his position.
The scene now shows jaune in front of a building holding his grenade launcher yelling at the enemy "LETS DO IT!" Jaune yelled as he charged the enemy jumping out yet another window with the hallway exploding behind him in a badass version "not one of ya is gonna survive this! HAHAHA!" Jaune yells out laughing as more explosions occurs around him
Yang was grinning at this fighting the urge to laugh along with this version of jaune "ahhh yeah! This Jaune looks a hella more fun!"
Ruby nodded as she was starry eyed looking at the explosions that's occurring all over the place "oh wooooow!" Qrow snorted but he commented his impressed state "gotta hand it to the kid, if he were bad at explosives then he will die."
Nora nodded as she too focused on explosives for her giant hammer "this Not-Jaune is gonna be my best friend! Not as best as you Renny!. I wonder if he can make pancakes?" Ren sighed to himself knowing this will be a long day with Nora trying to figure out Demoman Jaune
The scene now shows jaune in the same room filled with dynamite "one crossed wire or one small pinch of salt, one twitch! and KABOOOOM! I die" Jaune dramatic explains the dangers when it comes to making or using bombs.
Another scene shows jaune running through a bridge heading towards a building with a man holding a flamethrower follows him, jaune shoots his grenade launcher at the wall which it bounced up heading towards the soldier exploding him to pieces
Ozpin watched the scene with Jaune with fascination since the only explosives that potent to explode someone to literal pieces can only come from-
"It seems that is perhaps a soldier for the Atlas Military" Ozpin commented on Jaunes employment which garnered the attention from everyone "why do you say that professor?" Weiss asked wanting to know the answer to that.
Pyrrha also want to know that since if this universe Jaune is an explosives expert why would he join atlas? For the materials? A faster paycheck?
"Well you see , here has obtained or made bombs that are potent which can only be found within the Atlas Military. Since they hold more dust then the Other kingdoms it will no doubt show they have stronger weaponry" Ozpin gave his insight on the subject though Glynda knew better then that "are you sure about that ozpin?" "Yes" ozpin simply responded taking a sip from his coffee cup
The next scene shows jaune chugging the whiskey like it's no tomorrow
Another scene is that a mecha turret is being formed pointing it at jaune the Demoman sending out a series of rockets to which he grins at jaune fires several grenades at the turret that rolls underneath exploding it from the bottom
In the room filled with tnt Jaune slams the bottom of the empty bottle onto the table staring at the camera with what looks like remorse "I got the Merlot on hand...I'm a white fucking Scottish Cyclopes..." Jaune attempts to drink from the bottle again before staring at the camera "SO!"
Blake just stared at the screen with sympathy as she knows what it's like to be different "Jaune, he feels that he's becoming obsolete for his team" Pyrrha looked at Jaune sadly "it's true kiddos, in today's standards explosive experts are not common as it was before the Great War" Qrow added in taking a sip of his flask also felt sad for jaune. Nobody should feel powerless in there chosen field of combat
The next scene shows jaune running through a building with holding his grenade launcher "I'll tell you fine dandies so proud that your cock sure prancing abut" Demoman watches a crew of five figures running up the stairs, jaune turns to run back into the building with the five of them on his tail.
Jaune jumps out a window to see an opportunity so he Fires his grenade launcher for sticky bombs covering the window with sticky bombs "I'm a grim bloody fable! With a unhappy bloody ending!"
Everyone stared at the screen seeing a extremely cocky Jaune had set up a trap but what he said was an old saying "that saying...my god I thought I'd never hear of it again" Qrow exclaimed rubbing a hand through his sleek hair while Glynda just gulped at that fact though ozpin just looked amused at that.
Ruby and yang looked over at Qrow unsure of what he meant "what do you mean Uncle Qrow?" Yang asked why he felt scared by that saying alone "Ruby...that's your mothers one liner...she always said it to people who pissed her off..." ruby was wide eyed then she snapped her head towards the screen wondering how Jaune knew Summer Roses One Liner
Jaune Arc watches the five walks through the window though the see the sticky bombs at the last minute then they watch Jaune salute to them before they exploded into pieces.
Jaune walks up to one of the body parts smiling darkly "now they are gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!" Jaune yells at the corpses then taking a swig of his drink
"Ahhh YEAH! Leave on that Fearless Leader!" Nora shouted at the screen excitedly pumping her arms into the air super excited about Jaune.
Yang was grinning at that fact this Jaune is super confident as well as funny as Hell "I wouldn't mind going out for a drink with this guy!" "Care if I join you firecracker?" Qrow asked though the shouts of ozpin and Qrow immediately shot that boat down "QROW!"
In the room full of tnt Jaune stares at the camera shattering his whiskey bottle on the table "to answer your bloody question, I'm the best bloody Demoman you'll ever meet!"
"Alright Mr...Arc?" Someone off screen in the TNT room causing Jaune to look up over the camera silent as to waiting for what they want "one last question...after leaving blood gulch for the time. Do you have family?"
Pyrrha poked her head up somewhat getting excited to see if her dreams of starting a family with Jaune had come true "oh please please! Let me be Jaunes wife!" Pyrrha tried to pray for such a thing as she really wanted to be his wife.
"why are you praying for that? We all know you have a crush on Jaune so it's no doubt you'd be married to him" Nora exclaimed patting her friend on the back getting Pyrrha even more excited though ozpin didn't comment since he heard evil like laughing from behind the main controls.
Jaune chuckled looking over at the broken glass pieces "yes I do lads. I have a wife and 2 kids." "What are they ?" The supposed producer asked the Demoman for the names of family.
"Weiss Schnee of the SDC, fiery little lass" off screen there was a spit take on that fact along with a couple gasps.
And like that Pyrrhas super excited smile was dropped instantly as well as a lot of gasps from all around her "no way! Weiss actually married Jaune! You wouldn't give a time of day!" Ruby exclaimed loudly as she to was shocked since the cookie reaper had a crush on the Knight herself but she wanted Pyrrha to be happy.
"There's no way I could be married to Jaune?! What does this other me see in him?!" Weiss also shouted loudly that she didn't know, she wouldn't marry this unclean man "well maybe he did something in beacon to really impress you if you guys had dated for so long." Yang tried to add in some logic to the matter though Weiss was just gaping like a fish.
Blake was also interested in this but wanted to know the outcomes and pros for the Faunus if Jaune did marry Weiss
"what? You bloody fuckers don't believe me!?" Jaune exclaimed loudly getting up reaching into his back pocket to pull out a photo to show the camera showing Jaune Arc in his 20s in a fine tux with Weiss Schnee in the most beautiful wedding gown with her hair tied back. Both parties look extremely happy "this is our wedding day you producing fucks"
All of them looked at the photo was such shock to see beauty between a commoner Blonde knight who looks as good as he is with there universes Jaune while Weiss looks far more mature and smiling such genuinely that she loves Jaune with all her heart.
Weiss blushed seeing this and also touched her heart wondering if she could be as happy like that universes Weiss "I...I wonder if Jaune would still consider that date with me..." but then Weiss felt a dark shiver on her spine so she looked behind her to see the darkest, scariest evil glare coming from the most gentle girl of beacon staring her down like the puniest ant
Someone spoke out off camera very shocked when Jaune puts the picture back into his back pocket to see down again "apologize it's just...nobody knows who husband is but all we heard is that he's a member of the Atlas Military. Now sir what about your kids?"
"Dover and Marigold Arc. Dover is 8 years old and he's attending advance classes in elementary, clever lad. He takes after his mother far to much then just looks no doubt he would be leading the SDC after me and Weiss dies."
"Dover? Didn't Jaune say he wanted his first born son to be Johnathan? Like his father?" Ren asked wondering why Jaune he gone for Dover instead of the name the dorky knight chose this name but everyone heard a gasp coming from the heiress "n-no way...he chose...that instead of the name he pre picked for his son?..."
everyone again looks at Weiss "Dover is my Grandfather...he founded the Schnee dust company and it was the name my mother would've given me or winter if we were boys but...father wanted his turn to name a child..." Weiss started to cry a bit that Jaune was so considerate that he given willow who by then in that universe had died given her last wish to name a child of the Schnee family Dover
"Marigold...heh, darling is 5 years old just started school, lass is a daddy's girl. Everytime I come home she never leaves my feet. I had to have Weiss pull her off just so she can go sleep in her own bed" Jaune finished talking about his kids with a lone tear in his only eye.
"Who's Marigold?" Ruby asked though many of the students looked among each other very unsure on who marigold is because they thought its to honor Art like many people in Remnant is named after, colors, Stone, or general art "Marigold is Jaunes Mother , she attended beacon as well but she retired to follow her dream of a large family" Glynda informed everyone on just who Marigold was "she's nicknamed Demon Huntress due to her sadistic tendencies during combat"
"That's surprisingly beautiful sir, now just one thing before we take off and end your interview, anything to add into your notes" the head producer asked though he didn't expect this from the Demoman "there was a major fight when Weiss was pregnant. My family wanted to be the mains in my lad and lasses life but so did Weiss's Mother and Sister, do you know what I did?" Jaune asked as he poked the table once more "I set up a time bomb right in the room and the first one between my sisters and Winter Schnee gets to be the god parent. Sadly though Winter Schnee defused it expertly...clever lass" Jaune exclaimed chuckling.
There as chuckling in the room which came from mainly the adults since they know how dangerous it gets when someone wanted to be apart of a child's life since they see it plenty back in beacon mainly comprised of Juniors and Seniors who had gotten pregnant
Jaune then pulled out a grenade for which the camera shook a bit "now get the bloody hell out of me room!" There were screaming in the room and someone shouted " PLEASE!" "NOW!" Jaune yelled again as he got up from the table about to pull the pin which was rewarded with a bout of screams and people leaving the room dropping the camera to show Jaunes booted feet and his hysterical laughter "ahhhh bloody Idgits
-Screen Goes Black-
"HAHAHAHAH!"
"HAHAHAHAH!"
"HAHAHAHAH!"
Just as the screen goes black after showing another universe Qrow, Yang and Nora proceeded to laugh hard at such antics to get the fucken out of his room, Ozpin and Glynda felt joyous amusement from . Qrow is extremely amused by the antics of some blonde he barely met but the way he drank during the interview was priceless.
Pyrrha was extremely happy for jaune to have a family but she's also super annoyed that Weiss was Jaunes wife.
Ren and Nora was happy for there fearless leader.
"Alright Guys! Time for another clip!...huh? Oh dear" Oracle began to say until it suddenly stopped with a trio of new screams coming into the theater
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Note: some of these stories will be partly or mostly changed to fit MY taste, this is what sets me apart from another Multiverse Athusiests. I do things MY way.
Now also note that some chapters will be shorter then most since its due to the lack of material, pre existing footage, manga etc or my inspiration.
