Disclaimer: Not mine

Disclaimer: Not mine. Last disclaimer.

"RISE AND SHINE!" The peppy silver-grey eyed woman exclaimed.

Her Asian friend just groaned and tried to roll over. The bed was too small. Result? She fell out of bed with a loud 'thud'.

And let out a long string of curses under her breath as she got up and glared at the uniform that laid innocently on a chair. ("INNOCENT MY ASS!" Author says.)

Ali turned to face her friend who was already dressed. "Class starts in 15 minutes. Get dressed and then we will eat breakfast and go to class."

"Yes mother." The petite muttered sarcastically.

After she and Samm were ready, the other Sam knocked on the door.

"You guys decent?" He asked. "I have chocolate doughnuts and a banana."

Once Samm heard that, she burst through the door with Ali and grabbed the doughnuts and handed the banana to her friend.

"Umm, Samm?" Sam asked as Ali peeled the fruit (bananas are fruit right?) and began to eat.

"Yeah?" Samm asked, her mouth full of food.

"I thought Ali was still banned from bananas." Sam said watching Ali eat once the group started to wall out of the building.

"She is." Samm confirmed. "Why?"

"She's eating one. Or at least finished." Sam said.

Ali threw away the peel. "TO HELL!!" She exclaimed.

"We're screwed." The Sam(m)s said in harmony.

"I mean…TO CLASS!"

"Definitely screwed." Samm said.

"Who's screwed?" Reid asked seemingly appeared from nowhere.

"We all are. Ali come here." Samm requested of her best friend.

"Come." Ali snickered.

"Hey, Samm." Caleb greeted as he and the rest of the sons came (author snickers) into view. "Who is she?"

Samm grabbed Ali's arm. "This is Ali. Ali, these are my friends." Ali waved at the men who returned the wave. " Sam!"

"What?" Sam asked.

Samm introduced Sam to her friends. "Now. Behave. We are off to class."

"You mean Hell." Ali corrected walking over. She giggled. "Hell is nicer than this. This is in between."

Sam sighed. "No. Behave and you will be given cookies. I can't believe Samm gave you a banana." He said as Ali bounced in place.

Samm put her hand on Ali's head in effort to make her stop. "Not my fault. I took what was for me. You should have held on to it."

Ali kept bouncing.

"What happens when you give Ali a banana?" Tyler asked.

Samm answered. "She gets hyper and peppy. And…she…WON'T GOD DAMN STOP BOUNCING!!" She gave up and let the Asian bounce.

"Let me try." Reid requested. He put his hand on her head.

Ali kept bouncing.

"Me next." Caleb stated. He put his hand on her head.

Ali kept bouncing.

Sam tried. And failed.

Tyler tried. Ali faulted. But…

She kept bouncing.

Pogue tried. The moment he put his hand on her head she stopped. He smirked.

Ali looked up at him. "Meany head. You ruined it. I was pissing Samm off."

Reid and Caleb laughed.

"You think everyone's a meany head." Sam reminded her.

"Bubble burster." Ali complained.

"Let's go to class." Samm said walking off in one direction.

The group said their goodbyes.

"So…" Samm started. "Do you like anyone?"

"No." Ali lied.

"Do you think anyone is attractive?" She asked.

"No." Ali lidded again.

"Stop lying." Sam requested.

"Fine." Ali pouted.

After seven or so hours of torture, Samm decided to take Ali and Sam down to the pool.

"Let's hope it's open." She, well, hoped.

"Why?" Sam asked.

"Well, my friends like to swim and the team hasn't been put together." Samm answered once she opened the door.

"Hey." Pogue greeted along with the other guys.

"Hey." Samm returned the greeting. "Good news. Ali's back to normal…for now."

The men turned their focus to the Asians.

"I bet I can beat you." Sam betted. "And if I win, you must Kick your BMW."

Ali glared. "What if I win?"

Sam smirked. "We shall worry about that if you win."

"You are on." The glare Ali had only grew with Sam's comment.

"Guys." Samm intervened. "You can't go swimming now."

"Why not?" Ali was so mad, she didn't care if she had to swim nude. She wanted to fucking beat her fucking cousin and…kill him.

"Well, the guys want us to go with them to Nicky's, a local hang out." Samm said. "I said yes. Unfortunately for Sam, he can't go." Ali grinned. "And unfortunately for you, I said we would go." Ali's grin was wiped off her face.

"I hate you." She said.

"You say that a lot." Samm stated dragging them away. "Now we go to hell."

"I hate malls." Ali said.

After an hour of evil, the girls returned to their dorms.

"Now, let's get ready." Samm said already getting dressed.

"Now, I don't intend to be mean, but…I mean I like my dress and everything, but…" Ali sort of stuttered.

"What?" Samm asked slightly annoyed.

"Seriously. Why do I have to have that pink thing?"