Okay, so these were the gags that did not make it into the cut! Please tell me if they were good or not, because I couldn't decide if some were funny or just plain silly. Anyway, I still don't own Harvest Moon!

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Your Head Asplode

It was Social Studies. The class was watching Glory, which, by the way, does not have a very funny opening scene. Especially the part when a soldier's head explodes due to being hit by a cannonball. Until some guy, probably Dirk, yelled out "BOOM! HEADSHOT!". The teacher, though trying to keep a serious face, cracked up.

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Naptime For Jill

Jill was asleep in the middle of French. She was having an elaborate dream about Theatre, for some reason.

The production of Romeo and Juliet had been interrupted by Jill. The producer had called her to the office. Remembering that she could control the dream, Jill decided to stand up to the lady. She slammed her hand on the desk.

"Listen, lady, this is my dream! I could turn you into a muskrat if I wanted to!" she shouted. The producer raised her eyebrows.

"Do you even remember what a muskrat looks like?" the producer asked. Jill pondered this for a moment.

"…No." she sighed.

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Invading Poland

Mirabelle was having trouble trying to keep down the chaos in her Spanish class. She had a very elaborate system of dealing with the kids; they always had points at the beginning of every class, and their grade for that particular class would depend on how much points they had at the end of the day.

"Everyone! BE QUIET!" she said, finally calming everyone down. She smoothed back her hair.

"Now, can anyone tell me how to say 'My friends told me to dye my hair'?" she asked. Luna shot up and raised her hand.

"Ooh! Me me me!" she shouted. "Mis amigos me dijeron para invadir Polonia!" Mirabelle smacked her forehead and shook her head as everyone laughed. Luna looked confused.

"What? What did I say?" she asked. Gill spoke up.

"You just said 'My friends told me to invade Poland.'." he sighed, rubbing his forehead.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Lloyd shouted.

At the end of class, Luna was horsing around again. Mirabelle calmed her down by shouting "Luna, you've already gotten all your points taken away! Calm down this instant!". Luna stopped abruptly.

"When did I get my points taken?" she argued. Candace raised her hand.

"Senora, aren't you from Poland?" she asked.

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Gorilla Safety

It was in the middle of German, and the students were supposed to read some German fairy tales they had made. Vaughn was close to falling asleep.

Goddess, these guys are dull… Vaughn said as Freya read out her story in a monotone voice. All of a sudden, a guy a gorilla suit ran in and started screaming and making mayhem. Halfway through, he lifted his mask, and Vaughn recognized him as Luke, who had graduated last year. At the end, he took off his mask.

"Wow. Your gorilla safety rating is negative three. Only 1.256 percent of you would have lived. The rest are screwed." he said, rolling his eyes. He kept lecturing them about gorilla safety, and basically ended any chances of class continuing.