I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married
And you're all mine now
Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all our lives
Or maybe for just tonight
Bedroom Talk -- The Starting Line
"Enjoy your flight Ma'am."
Sakura took her ticket from the Customer Service girl and made her way down the aisle that led to the plane. She went ahead with her plan to take a trip to Las Vegas and was supposed to meet up with Anko on the plane.
Walking onto the plane seeing the smiling flight attendants, she looked at her ticket and began looking for her seat. Lucky her, she got a window seat.
"You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."
Sakura looked up at the familiar voice of Anko. She was leaning against a seat flirting with some stranger. He smirked at her and before he could say anything Sakura went up and pulled Anko away.
"Hey, Sakura!" Her excitement at seeing her soon died down when she realized what Sakura did. "Man, I can't believe you cock blocked me like that!"
"Cock block?" Sakura asked with a raise of her eyebrow.
"Well vagina block doesn't rhyme now does it?" She asked like it should have been completely obvious.
Sakura didn't reply to that and just made her way to her seat, Anko following right behind. She put her carry on luggage into the overhead and then settled down for the plane ride.
"Hey, Sak. Thanks for letting me come along. I assure you we will have a fantastical time!" Anko said jumping in her seat a little.
Sakura smiled, rested her head against her seat and looked out the window anticipating the adventure she was about to go on.
"Where the hell is he?" Sasuke mumbled under his breath. He was sitting on the plane all ready to go, the only thing missing was the person that was supposed to be seated next to him. Sasuke looked out the window hoping to somehow see Kakashi coming onto the plane.
"Bye Kakashi!" Sasuke looked toward the front of the plane to see a flight attendant smiling and waving toward the silver-haired man.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"What? So I'm a little late. Nothing a little sweet talk couldn't handle."
He sat down next to Sasuke and took out a little orange book.
"Put that away!" Sasuke whispered harshly, trying to take the book away from the pervert. "You can't read porn on the plane. Are you crazy?"
Kakashi held the book away from him, trying to push him away with his foot he calmly replied, "Chill. It's just something to entertain myself with on this boring plane ride. Do you have anything else planned? If not sit down and leave me to my reading."
Sasuke situated himself back into his seat with a frown on his face, clearly not pleased that he did not put the book away.
"Holy fucking balls, man! Check out this dome," Anko burst into the hotel room and started to go through everything. "Uh oh. Sakura, looks like we got the Honeymoon Suite," Anko pulled out a condom from a little bowl on the side of the bed.
The room was actually pretty fancy. Elegant bedspreads, nice furniture, they even had one of those mini fridges.
"So, be ready at seven o' clock. Were hitting the clubs, maybe do a little gambling, get a Popsicle, eat a donut. Yeah, this is gonna be a fun vacation," Anko smiled and made her way to the bathroom to get ready.
Sakura sighed and sat down on the bed. This was so gonna be a night to remember.
"I call top bunk!" Kakashi yelled as he busted into the room.
"Kakashi, there are two separate beds. Therefore, you can not call top bunk," Sasuke came into the room with all the luggage Kakashi didn't grab.
Ignoring Sasuke, Kakashi spun around the room, very elegantly as a matter of fact, probably those ballet dancing he took as a kid.
He let out a low whistle, "Wow, Sasuke, you picked out a pretty wicked room."
"Yeah, I did didn't I," replied the cocky bastard. He started to unzip his luggage and pulled out a toothbrush and toothpaste. "Well I'm tired so I'm just gonna go to bed."
Kakashi stopped him half way to the bathroom. "Oh no. We just got here. Every minute is going to be spent having a good time. You go get ready though. Ready for a night of dancing, drinking, and fucking." Ah quotes to live by Kakashi.
"Give me two Quick Fuck's!" Anko slammed some money onto the counter.
"What's a Quick Fuck?!" Sakura yelled at Anko, the music was loud enough that you had to yell to be heard.
"Something that'll go down real easy."
The bartender handed them two shot glasses. Anko put her hands behind her back and used her mouth to shoot the alcohol.
"Come on Sakura try it!" Anko pushed her a little.
Sakura gulped and did the same thing Anko did. After that it all got kinda fuzzy. Sakura was officially a light weight.
"What can I get ya?" The half-naked bartender asked over the music.
"Two Hop, Skip, and Go Naked's," Kakashi replied. He turned to Sasuke and put his hand on his shoulder. "Now Sasuke, I want you to let loose. Seriously have some fun. Find a sexy girl and dance. The drinks will help you with the rest."
Sasuke nodded and took the drink the bartender gave him and downed it as fast as he could. He then ordered Cum in a Hot Tub and Dirty Pompadour, drank those as quick as he could and made his way to the dance floor.
A/N: I know how extremely short this is, but I wanted to have them be drunk in a whole other chapter, so to make up for this chapter I will make the next one long. I looked up the funniest drink names I could find I haven't tried any of them yet, but I'm not sure I want to cause I saw some of the ingredients in these drinks. Ew. On a total subject change, who else can't wait to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince? God, I'm so excited!
Disclaimer: Forgot it in the last chapter so here. I don't own anything but the plot of the story. Everything else belongs to it's rightful owner.
Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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