Author's note: Hi there! Sorry for the long delay in updating, I had uploading issues and my internet decided to crap out on me!

To make up for it there will be three new chapters tonight, read on and let me know what you think.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight; I just like to play with the characters.

"Are you going to say anything?" Jacob demanded.

Finally I couldn't take it anymore, a bubble of laughter burst from between my pursed lips causing Jake to glare at me.

"Tell me you're not serious? I break up with you and you propose?" I was incredulous and was having a hard time believing all of this.

I kept waiting for someone to jump out from behind the sofa and say 'Punk'd!' or 'Pranked' or whatever the hell the name of that stupid show was that Jacob watched all the damn time. But there was no one there, believe me I'd already checked. I took a moment to take another quick glance around the room hoping to spy some secret hidden cameras.

"Of course I'm being serious" Jacob waved the small velvet box capturing my attention once more.

"I'm sorry Jacob, I won't marry you" I told him still fighting back the laughter, "I can't marry you."

"Why not?" he demanded, he was clearly pissed off.

I stared at him with disbelief, had he really not listened to a single word I had said before he rushed off to his room and return the ring. "Because I want to break up, I don't want this anymore" I sighed no longer bothering to hide my exasperation. "Whatever this is we have going on, it just isn't working" I continued gesturing wildly. Also I really wasn't keen on the idea of marrying a man who still behaved like a teenage boy but I thought telling him that might be just a tad insensitive right now.

Jacob continued to look at me in confusion, yep definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but still a tool no less. Clearly I was going to have to spell it out for him.

"We're over Jake, I'm sorry but I'm just not happy anymore" I said softly. I was trying really hard to let him down gently but he wasn't making it easy.

"We haven't even been together very long" I added; I knew I should just keep my damn mouth shut but I just couldn't help myself. I did have a point though, we had only been together for about a year, give or take a week or two.

"Yeah I know" Jacob looked at me like I was stupid.

"And you really want to get married?" I asked him being the nosy bitch that I am.

"Not really" Jacob shrugged.

I sighed in relief, wait…. What the hell? He didn't want to marry me?