DD- Hi! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Gaara- Shut the hell up or i'll kill you!
DD- Yeah right! gets hit in the head with a brick
DD-Ouch, what was that for?
Gaara-for being stupid
Sas- And I thought Naruto was stupid.
DD and Naru- Hey!
Kag comes out of nowhere and has an M79 grenade launcher
DD- What are you doing here?
Kag- Hi, i'm here to assasinate someone named DD.
Naru- That's her! jumps up and down and points at DD
DD-What! i'm not DD, umm, he is! points at Inu who just "happened" to appear
Kag-Ok, thanx! Fires gun at Inu
Inu-What the hell! You blew off my arms!
Kag- How are you living?
Inu- Ummm
Kag points the M79 grenade launcher at Inu
Inu-AHHHHHH! runs away from Kag
DD-Umm, well, let's get on to the story!
Chapter 2
Kagome's P.O.V.
"I hope they see the note," I said as I walked to the river in the forest.I had left a note for Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, and RIku. I had been to Kohona before, but once, when I was very little. The river would calm me down. When I go there, I saw someone.
"Hi!" I said.
"Oh, hi," Sasuke said.
"So, why are you here?" I asked Sasuke.
"I just come here a lot, to calm myself down."
"Hey, me too!"
"So, do you have any siblings?" I asked trying to start a conversation.
"Yes."
"Brother, or sister, and how old is he/she?"
"Brother, and I think he's about 21," Sasuke said in an angry voice.
"Why do you sound like your angry?"
"Hn."
"Come, on, why are you angry?"
"He killed my clan," He said quietly, but I still heard him.
"Oh, i'm sorry," I told him,"My clan got killed to, but I have no idea who killed them."
"Do you want to train with me? I'm about to train." I asked him.
"Hn, sure," He said back to me. I smiled. 'I like him a lot. I hope we can be friends!' I thought.
Sasuke's P.O.V.
'She's cute when she smiles. Wait! I'm not suposed to think that!' I thought as I walked with her to the forest.
"Do you want to throw Kunai knives at the targets?" Kagome asked me.
"I don't care, why not?" I told her.
"Okay!" Kagome said as she smiled. We set up the targets, and started throwing Kunai Knives at them. We had both gotten perfect shots.
"Wow, your really good at this, aren't you?" Kagome told me. I almost blushed at that comment, but I didn't.
"Thanks, your really good too," I told her as she blushed, " What, have you never gotten a comment before?"
"Well no, I pretty much have never gotten a comment before, besides good job."
"Oh."
"Oh, my gosh! Kagome!" A voice yelled at her.
"Oh, hey Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled back, "Oh, Sasuke, this is my old friend Inuyasha, Inuyasha, meet Sasuke!"
"Hello Sasuke, and bye Sasuke and Kagome," Inuyasha said.
"What! Your leaving already!" Kagome whined.
"I'm sorry, I will miss you, I'm a NUN!" Inuyasha said as Kagome sweatdropped.
"Ha-ha-ha! Your hilarious!" Kagome laughed.
"No, i'm serious." Kagome stared wide-eyed at him.
"So, why do you have to leave?" Kagome asked.
"I'm going to give my life up to God! I found a bible a few months ago, and I read it, and now I love God!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Okay, well, we had better be going! Bye!" Kagome yelled as she took my hand and ran.
"Are all of your friends this crazy?" I asked.
"No, but how is he a nun? He's not a girl, so how can he be a... OOOhhh!" Kagome said.
"So, how is he a nun?" I asked.
"He looks like a girl," Kagome told me.
"Oookkkk," I said.
"I know it's stupid, but hey, don't blame me," she said, " Trust me, my friends are nothing like that, actually, Inuyasha used to be the opistite of a nun. He was greedy, selfish, an idiot(He still is), and an self-absorbed person. It's really, really, REALLY surprising that he is a nun."
"What an idiot," I said.
"Your right about that. Hey, do you want to go to lunch with me?" Kagome asked.
"Hn, sure." I said. I had lost track of time, and didn't realized it was 12:30 P.M. We went to a ramen shop, and surprise, surprise, Naruto and Inuyasha were there.
"Hey guys, this is my last ramen, i'll ever have until heaven!" Inuyasha yelled with sadness and joyfulness.
"How do you know your going to go to heaven?" Naruto asked.
"Becasue I read the WHOLE Bible!" Inuyasha said happily,"Now, I must go give my life up to God!" Inuyasha said running away.
"What's with him?" Kakashi asked as he walked up to them.
"Long story," I told him.
"Ahh, so you and Kagome are dating! I knew it!" Kakashi yelled, as all the shop people stared at him like he was crazy, which wasn't very far from the truth. But, of course, me and Kagome blushed.
"When's the marrage?" Kakashi asked, as me and Kagome blushed even more.
"Kakashi, were not dating," I said, still blushing.
"Suurreee you aren't," Kakashi eyed them suspisiously,"I'm watching you." Everyone sweatdropped.
End Sasuke's P.O.V.
"Oh, and by the way, you, Naruto, and Sakura have to watch a movie, so come with me!" Kakashi said,"Oh, and Kagome, you can come if you want to."
"Umm, okk," Kagome said, walking with them. They stopped in the middle of the forest with a tv screen on a tree.
"Here's the movie, and don't ask why you have to watch it, the Hokage told me you have to watch it."
"Umm, ok, just start the movie," Naruto told him. He thought it was an action movie.
Boy, was he wrong.
"WHY ARE WE WATCHING VEGI TALES!" Naruto screamed,"I thought Vegi tales were Muslim, but how are they christian?"
"I don't know!" Kakashi told him.
"You've got to be kidding me," Kagome said.
"Do you want to sneak away, and make a copy of us?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes," Kagome answered.
"Good, becasue I really want to." Sasuke said as he made copy of them and they snuck away.
"Hey, Sasuke, this is kind of random, but do you have a girlfriend?" Kagome asked.
"No, why?" Sasuke asked.
"No reason," She told him. It was dark outside now. The movie acutally happened to be a 24 hour marathon. They were silent now, and they were staring at each other. They started to move closer, and closer until there lips were touching. They were kissing for a minute until they gasped for air and blushed. What they didn't know, was that someone was spying on them.
'I knew they would get together' Riku thought, as she was video-taping them. This was pure black-mail. Lucky her.
"I'm sorry," Kagome said to Sasuke.
"Don't be." He said back, as they kissed, and then Riku got hit with a brick, again, and fell out of the tree. They didn't notice her thought until they broke apart, and saw she was video-taping them.
"RIKU!" Kagome screamed.
"Oh, shit!" Riku yelled as she ran away, and she lost her.
Hell
"Why the hell am I here?" Inuyasha asked,"I read the whole bible!"
"You didn't read the whole bible, you read the whole DICTIONARY!" The devil said.
"Mwa-ha-ha-ackack-ha-ha!" Jesse Mcartney laughed.
"Hey, don't laugh at me! Some girl blew up your head Jesse Mcfartney!" Inuyasha yelled at him. It was true thought. Some girl named DD blew his head off. Who really cares though?
How was that? This is not the last chapter! There is going to be a lot of action, and more humor in it!
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If you want any other pairings, tell me!
-DD
