Karakura Shinobi

Warning: Shounen ai with the possibility of Yaoi!!!!!!!!! Possible Bashing!!!! Cursing. Violence. Possible crack. OOCness!!!! Lazy authoress!!

A/N: this takes place roughly around the Bount Arc in Bleach and right before the start of Naruto Shippuden.

Disclaimer: If I owned either anime/manga, I would Not be writing this. And Sakura, Tenten, Orihime, and a couple of other chicks would be DEAD!

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon/summoning/enraged Jinkurichi talking"

'Demon/summoning/enraged Jinkurichi thinking'

"Talking in demon language"

'Thinking'

Justus

~~~~~~~Dreams~~~~~~~

(Flashback)

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Chapter 1; Dammit Kyuubi!

Last time;

Mindscape

"Hey kyuubi where the hell are we?" Naruto padded over to Kyuubi in the minature version of his true form he had turned into.

"We are in Karakura Town, it's in a completely different deminsion then where we come from… well you, I originally come from a deminsion where there are a lot of demons."

"How the hell did I get here?"

"It was your own fualt, I mean who reads a spell book out loud?"

"Shut up it was a very difficult book to read!"

"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that." With that Kyuubi curled up and went to sleep.

"Hey I was talking to you, you stupid giant furball!" Naruto exclaimed grinding his teeth together.

"Look who's talking fluffball."

"I am not a fluffball!" returning to his true size, which was the size of a horse, Naruto padded over to Kyuubi to curl up next to him. "We'll be leaving as soon as I wake up!"

"Oh by the way, that spell is ment to bring at leasted nine people to a different deminsion. Since you didn't Specify who exactly you wanted with you, it will choose at random of the people you know and know of you."

"What!!!!"

Now;

"Are you telling me that nine of my friends are here in this weird dimension?" Naruto exclaimed highly pissed off.

"Nope!" Naruto relaxed after he heard that, "I said at least nine people!" Naruto's eye began to twitch wildly as Kyuubi said this.

"So you mean to tell me that there are either nine or more of my friends and/or people that know my name?"

"Yup!"

"Why do you sound so happy about this?" Naruto exclaimed irritation clear in his voice.

"Also they don't have to appear at the same time as you." Kyuubi exclaimed happily.

"Ugh! I hate you and your stupid demonic spell books!"

"Yeah, yeah you do now, but you'll forgive me later… Wait it's not even my fault!" Kyuubi exclaimed to the empty clearing.

"Stupid, disrespectful Kit." With that Kyuubi took a nap.


Real world

Naruto slowly got to his feet and walked over to the group of people, "hey Ichigo, do you think those things will go after my friends?"

Ichigo and his friends looked over towards me, "yeah probably, especially if they have whatever drew the dolls to you."

"Oh gosh dammit! Now I have to search this whole place for them!"

This of course caused some of them to raise their eyebrows at him.

"So you mean to tell me there are other talking animals walking around here?" Renji crossed his arms as he waited for my answer.

"Nope, I'm the only talking animal out of my friends." Naruto began walking to the door.

"Well I guess I'll have to see you guys later, I have to find my friends." With that Naruto left before anyone can say anything.

With Naruto

Naruto wandered around sniffing at the different smells, careful to stay hidden at all times. 'Ugh, Kyuubi I don't even know what any of my friends smell like! The only scents I know are Ero-Sennin, Tsunade-ba-sama, and my own!'

"Calm down Kit, we'll find them. Now you see that alleyway over there?" Kyuubi mentally pointed to the alley across the street from Naruto.

'Yeah, what about it?' Naruto paused to look at the alley.

"There is an odd scent coming from over there, I think we should check it out." Kyuubi said as Naruto crossed the street to enter the alley.

As Naruto sniffed around the alley, he understood what Kyuubi was trying to tell him. It was like there were three different energies clashing in this alley.

One smelt like Renji and Ichigo, the other smelt like death and taint, the last smelt similar to chakra only weaker, different, unusable or something like that.

'Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I make a cut right here.' Naruto slashed where the three powers clashed together.

A tear appeared in the space before him, shrugging Naruto hopped through leaving the human world behind.

"Sure Kit lets go hopping through strange tears, that we have no idea where it leads to!" Kyuubi exclaimed voice dripping with sarcasm.

'Hey I didn't hear you coming up with anything!' another slash appeared in front of him, and Naruto found himself confronted with a wide assortment of new smells.

Naruto looked around deducing that he was in a village of a sort for dead spirits. 'Oh. My. Gosh! I am in, a village, filled to the brim, with ghost!'

"Kit, calm down. Don't think of them as ghost, think of them as regular humans that smell dead!"

'That's not any better! Omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, om-…'

"Hey I smell Gaara, he's been here! Commit that smell to memory, do it, do it now."

Naruto lifted his nose in the air and breathed in deeply. He sorted through all of the scents to find that Gaara smelt like sand and cinnamon. 'Hmm, Gaara smells good, I like cinnamon!'

He followed the scent trail to a place that looked noticeable better with its white buildings. As he passed some type of marker an alarm went off and the walls began to fall.

Walking towards the buildings, Naruto followed Gaara's scent through the maze like white buildings ending up in a dead end.

'Dammit, Gaara's scent ends here! What are we going to do now?' Naruto sat down at the dead end looking to the ground dejectedly.

"Well, we can continue to look around. This place is full of people that smell like Orangey-chan and Freaky-Eyebrows."

'You're right, they seem to be a little hectic I wonder what's going on?' Naruto hopped onto the roof looking at the people in black robes run around.

Making sure his presence was completely hidden he snuck up to one group and followed them.

"Have you found the riyoka yet?" a big guy asked the group, he had on a white coat over his black uniform, spiky bell tipped hair, a scar over one of his eyes, and an eye-patch over the other.

"No, I have not encountered the riyoka, he must have gotten away." A bald guy said as he bowed to the other.

'Hmm, what the hell is a riyoka?' Naruto watched from the shadows, tilting his head slightly.

Naruto watched as a black butterfly landed on a little girls hand, she had bubble gum pink hair and was riding on the big mans back. "Kenny we have to go to a meeting with the old man again!" the girl said.

'Aw she's so adorable!'

"Yeah, now go and follow them. This meeting sounds interesting."

Naruto followed the two all the way to the meeting room where twenty more people where at.


Naruto POV

"So what have you found out about the riyoka?" an old man asked the others.

"Nothing really." The man that I followed said.

They then started to talk about things that bored me, I watched as one of the little black butterflies landed on my nose, tickling me with its wings.

'Crap!' I thought as I let lose a series of sneezes.

Normal POV

"What was that!" everyone in the room turned to see a weird little fox kit sneezing and pawing at his nose over in a dark corner of the room.

Naruto POV

A guy with a weird hat on came over and picked me up by the scruff of my neck.

"Quick Naruto, play cute and innocent!"

"What a weird looking fox."

I tilted my head slightly, letting out an adorable little bark as I wagged my tail I licked the tip of the weird mans nose, 'how's that for cute and innocent.'

"Yes, a strange fox indeed. Yamamoto-taichou, I request permission to do experiments on this strange fox." the weird man turned towards the old man at the head of the two lines of people.

'Experiments, Oh Hellz No!' I wiggled my way out of the scientist's grasp and shot off to hide behind another white coat wearing guy.

The man I was hiding behind was very beautiful; he had long hair that was held in some type of silver hair brace. I began a staring contest when the guy looked at me, "you know what, I think that you like looking at this guy's face a bit too much."

'Shut up Kyuubi, he's challenging my dominants I must not let that pass!' I glared as the man continued to "Challenge my dominants".

"What dominants? I didn't know you had any."

"Cute!"

I blinked rapidly as I suddenly found myself squashed against a much endowed lady's chest. 'Why me? Why is it always me?' I thought miserably as I struggled to breathe.

"Hey lieutenant Matsumoto, give me back my test subject before you suffocate him to death."

I was finally able to get away from the crazy lady, using her chest as a trampoline I shot off to hide under the old man's long robes.

"What the hell is with that thing?" I heard the voice of the guy I followed, 'what was his name again… oh yeah Kenny that's right.'

"Your pathetic, you know that right?"

'Shut it Kyuubi!'

The old man bend down and picked me up, holding me at eye level. "I don't mind if you do test on it. It might be a spy for the Bounts." The old man then attempted to hand me over to the scientist guy.

I yelped as the scientist grabbed me by the scruff of my neck again, holding me more firmly then before.

"*snort* Like that's going to hold us."

'Hey Kyuubi, do you think Gaara's having this much trouble?'

"No, because Gaara's not stupid."

'Hey, what's that supposed to mean?'

"It means that Gaara is not stupid enough to get himself caught. You on the other hand…"

'Why are you even awake? Go back to sleep and leave me alone you stupid furball!'

"Yeah, yeah just don't get us killed you fuzz-bag."

'I'm not a fuzz-bag!'

"Heh."

I was just about to go on a long tirade, when I was jolted out of my mental conversation by being thrown on a metal table by the weird scientist guy. 'Stupid guy could have at least put me down gently.'

I walked over to the edge of the table to find that I couldn't jump off, do to a barrier surrounding it. 'What the hell?'

Lifting my paw, I swatted at the barrier pushing a tiny amount of chakra into it, the chakra was sucked up into the barrier.

Laying down I sighed, 'well this is inconvenient.' I stared up at the people formulating a plan of escape.

An idea popped up in my head as the creepy scientist dude looked at me predatorily. Imagining a place somewhere outside of the building, I created a Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and switched myself with the clone.

I ran as soon as I was outside of the building.


Normal POV

Naruto ran soon finding himself once again lost in the maze of white buildings, 'gosh dammit stupid buildings!'

He walked some more until he ran into someone's leg.

He looked up to see the short white haired boy that was in that white room. "Your that fox that was at the meeting. How did you get away from Kurotshuchi-Taichou?" Hitsugaya bent down and picked Naruto up just as the warning bells went off.

"Again!" with that the boy began to run back the way he came. Making a quick decision Naruto jumped on his head riding to where ever the teal eyed captain was going.

Else where

Kariya walked down the ricongai with Kouga walking beside him. "We have finally made it Kouga!" he said with delight.

TBC


A/N I really don't like this chapter, I might end up redoing it. I thank that my muse was sick when she thought of this. Anyways please read and review.

Ja Ne