Date: March 30, 2015

Fanfiction

Title: Baby's First Words

Pairing/Characters: Bella/Paul, OC (baby Owen), Quil

Rating: M

Genre: humor/family/friendship

Word Count: 100

Prompt 2: "I would love to have an army of robot attack pigeons."


Baby's First Words


"Guys! He did it!" Paul crowed, tossing baby Owen in the air. The wild ride elicited a sharp string of giggles from the baby's mouth.

Bella crossed her arms, hissing, "He did not. Don't tell people that!"

Paul grinned and poked her with the proverbial stick, "Tell people what? My kid's a genius. Hush your mouth, woman."

"You hush! I am not writing, 'Baby's First Words: Attack, robot minions!' in the baby book!"

"So what are you going to write?"

She grunted, " 'Quil Ateara is a dead man.' "

"You think we could teach him to say that, too?"


A/N: I'm leaning a little heavy on Quil for laughs with this and the next, but he's so much fun to write! Happy April Fools'!