The Siriusly Little Things
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Hogsmeade
Third Year
"Oh...right."
"Yes," Sirius drawled in a bored tone, "it's funny to think that during school she wouldn't have believed you, or maybe even have been angry at you for cheating, but now that she's your wife, she thinks it's sweet and cute and stuff...you probably got laid that night."
"Mmhmm!" James agreed heartily.
"Really?" Sirius said. "How was it?"
James looked at him in disbelief.
Sirius looked back expectantly.
"Well...?"
"Well, what?"
"Well, aren't you gonna tell me?"
"Are you kidding, mate?"
"No, I'm Sirius. Who the hell's 'kidding?'"
"Not funny, Pads."
"Okay, but, still, how was it?"
"Look, Padfoot, I know we're best mates and all...but, really, you're asking me what my wife was like in bed, like, a month ago."
"So?"
"So it's hella weird. Weirder than...Snape. With a vulture hat. And high heels. And a large hand bag."
Sirius' jaw dropped. "NO WAY! It can't be THAT weird!"
James frowned. "Okay, I guess you're right, because that will never happen and you did just ask me about what sex with Lily was like. But it was pretty weird."
Sirius shrugged. "All right, maybe a little. Wait, what were we talking about before I asked that?"
"How Lily loves me now."
"Riiight."
"Actually, she ALWAYS loved me."
Sirius snorted. "Yeah, right."
"Yeah! You can tell because...erm...I always used to produce an effect on her when I was around, remember?"
"Prongs...that effect...that was HATE, mate. Sorry."
James shook his head adamantly. "Nooo!"
"Yes."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Well...what about that one time when...when she...when she...she...err...fell into my arms!" James smiled triumphantly.
Sirius raised an eyebrow. "What? When?"
"Third Year, first Hogsmeade trip."
Sirius rolled his eyes. "You mean that time at Honeydukes?"
"Yeah! That one!" James nodded his head vigorously.
"She didn't fall into your arms."
"Yes she did! She saw me and swooned and fainted right into my arms."
"No way. She didn't even see you till after you caught her."
"Well...she must have sensed my presence, or something."
"Nope, sorry Prongs, she tripped."
"No way! She swooned because of me."
"She didn't have any symptoms of vertigo or...faintness at all before or after that fall."
"Well, then...she pretended to trip...y'know, so she could just fall into my arms!"
Sirius sighed. "No, mate, you got it all wrong. C'mon, Prongs, listen to reason. She tripped."
"How would you even know that? You weren't even looking! You were too busy mercilessly teas--"
"CUZ I WAS THE ONE WHO TRIPPED HER!"
"...oh."
"Yeah. Sorry, mate, I hate to break it to you and all, but I tripped her."
"Nah, it's all right, I was being irrational."
"Yeah, well...sorry for yelling right there."
"No, it's no big deal."
"Hey, look, Prongs, if it makes you feel any better, I want you to know that I only tripped her becau--"
James sat up straight as he realized something.
"PADFOOT! YOU TRIPPED MY GIRL!"
Sirius looked at James, extremely taken aback.
"Well, yes, but--"
"YOU TRIPPED LILY!"
"I know, but--"
"HOW COULD YOU?"
"If you'd just let me expl--"
"YOU KNEW I LIKED HER AND YOU STILL TRIPPED HER!"
"THAT'S WHY I TRIPPED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMBASS!"
It was James' turn to look taken aback (AN: Again, I don't know why their taking turns with this stuff).
"Wait...what? You...what?"
"I was trying to say, if it makes you feel any better, I only tripped Lily because--"
"PADFOOT! YOU TRIPPED MY--"
"SHUT UP!"
James shut up.
Sirius took a deep breath.
"I-only-tripped-her-cuz-I-knew-you-liked-her-so-that-way-she'd-fall-into-your-arms-and-you'd-be-happy."
"Oh...okay. Wait, why would that make me feel better?"
Sirius stared.
"Well...because that way you know I helped you."
"Again, how does this make me feel better?"
Sirius threw his hands up into the air.
"I dunno! It makes me feel better!"
James laughed.
"Relax, Padfoot, I'm just playin'."
Sirius pouted.
"But thanks, Pads, it means a lot that you care."
Sirius smiled.
"Anytime, Prongs, anytime."
Alright, there you go!
Let's see...I got three reviews last time...can I ask for four more?
How 'bout I update again once I reach a total of seven (7) reviews? Sound good? Good.
Hey, I also wanted to know if anyone had any ideas for "Flowers" cuz I don't and I may just skip it...oh, well.
Anyway, I gotta sleep now, standardized tests tomorrow...ugh.
Thanks for reading (and reviewing), until next time!
