First segment written by DT (Ryoko) :
Kiyone: Stop!
Ryoko: hic Try and stop me! hic
Kiyo: You're drunk, Ryoko, just come with me, come on…
Ryo: hic dIM dNOT dDRUNK! hic
Kiyo: tranquilizers….
Ryo: NOOOO!!!!!!! hic hey thanks
Kiyo: No effect?
Ryo: lots of perdy colors….woo….
passes out
Kiyo: what a moron…
Mihoshi enters
Mihoshi: Are you dead? Ryoko? Kiyone, Kiyone, whys Ryoko on the floor, huh? Huh?
Kiyo: smacking Mihoshi youre a moron too…drags her whiny butt off
Ryoko awakes
Ryo: mmm…..cheese….
Ayeka enters
Ryo: hey Ayeka ya want some sake?
Ayeka: How uncivilized. This just proves Tenchi will be mine! reconsiders well, alright.
Ryo: Atta hic girl! chugs some down
Washu: walking in What the hell are you two doing?
Ryoko and Ayeka are drunk, singing out of pitch, waving hands around
Ayeka: Hey dWashu! Come djoin us!
Washu: …
Kiyo: coming back Washu, are you sure its alright to have Mihoshi cook dinner tonight?
audible EEEK!
Washu: …
Kiyo: …
Sasami enters
Sasami: wah! Washu! Mihoshi's burning down the kitchen!!!!!
Ayeka: dah, dwats dwrong, Sasami?
Sasa: no you're drunk! Go e-way!
Mihoshi comes running in, hair on fire
Miho: ow ow OWCH KIYOOONEEEEEEEEE! HELP ME!
Ryoko pours sake on her head
Mihoshi cries very loudly
Kiyo: EURAH! hits Mihoshi across the head and walks out
Ryoko and Ayeka continue singing
Washu: where's Tenchi?
Next segment written by: Trianna (Lil' Washu)
Tenchi: planting carrot seeds
Ryo-ohki: merow
Tenc: not watching Ryo-ohki Not now Ryo-ohki, these carrots need to grow before you get any.
-Ohki: follows quietly, sticking her nose into every seed hole, chewing
Tenc: looks as Ryo-ohki who is bloated 10 times her size with seedsholds his head
Ryo: TENCHI!!!!!!! appears flying at TenchiTENCHI!misses grabbing Tenchi and lands on the ground Thatsh relish 'hurt! puts on hurt lookTenchi….confused look, getting tired Umm…
Ayeka: Tenshi..ish 'at girl boddering you? hic I can hic fic yur hic problems hicsways dangerously
Miho: WAHHHH!!! runs out of the house, hair slopping wet Kiyone where are you? starts looking under rocks and grass, crying getting louder KIYONEE? sees Tenchi You know where she is, right?
Ryo: grabs Tenchi Whysh he know?
Miho: continues to bawl
Sasami and Kiyone run out of the house clutching snacks… the house rumbled and black smoke billowed out of the windows
Sasa: sits and stares unhappily at the house Dinner's ruined.
Miho: sees Kiyone, runs over, giving a bear hug and starts dancing around Your okay, your okay!
Sasa: continues to mumble Dinner's gone.
brightens But we got these snacks! points to point on ground where snacks were
Miho: mouth very full You mean these?
Everyone: MIHOSHI!
Next segment written by Rachel (Kiyone)
Ryo: groan ugh… my headache!
Ayeka: sits up, groans This….is…all…your fault… Ryoko…
Kiyone enters
Kiyo: Ah I see you two are awake FINALLY… here is the left of the green tea that Mihoshi didn't eat gives them the cold tea
Ryo: AUGH! This stuff is awful!
Ayeka: For once I can agree with Ryoko…
Sasami enters
Sasami: Hows the tea? I made it out of the left over tea leaves and water from the stream!
Ryo: Uh..
Ayeka: Its, um…. wonderful Sasami!
Ryo: Yeah! Uh… good job, Sasami!
Sasami beaming: Good!
Washu enters
Washy: Let me have some tea, guys!
Ayeka: Uh… I dunno…
Ryo: HERE! Have some of mine, Washu!!!!
Washu: Thanx, Ryoko! That's- sips tea face squinting in extreme pain AWFUL!
Kiyo: gasp
Ryo: shocked
Ayeka: looks at Sasami
Sasamilooking down: I-Im s-sorry y-you feel that way, W-W-Washu… sniff
Sasami exits
Ayeka: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MISS WASHU!
Ryo: yea……… that was wrong! (even though it WAS funny…)
Ayeka: wait, Sasami!!
Kiyo: It looks like she went to the carrot garden!
Ryo: (that's where Tenchi is……) WAIT! I'm coming, too!
Ryoko and Ayeka exit
Kiyo: sigh
Miho: stomach grumbles Ugh… Kiyone, Im hungry
Kiyo: SMACK shut up Mihoshi!
Next segment written by DT (Ryoko)
Ayeka: SAAASSAAAMMMIII? Where AREEEE YOUU?
Ryo: TEEEENNNNCCCCHHHHIII….. come out come out wherever you are….
Tenc: running and hiding oh crap oh crap oh really big crap!
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Ryoko and Kiyone playing video games
Ryo: take that, you. And that. And that. And That. AnD ThaT! AND THAT!
Kiyo: …
Ryoko starts going loonie
Miho: Help me Washu Im stuck!
Mihoshi has replaced the spinning ceiling disco ball with her finger and is slowly spinning around in midair
Washu: you never cease to amaze me…
Ryoko goes running by, waving scissors wildly
Ryo: Ayeka… you need a hair cut… mwahahahaha
Ayeka: panics EEK! starts running around with squeegees between her toes because she was experimenting with toe nail polish
Ryo: Ill get you!
Ayeka: hobbling around Azacka! Kamidake!
audible snores from the guardians
Tenchi enters. Sees Ryoko flying around with scissors, Ayeka attempting to run with her toes spread wide, Washu trying to yank Mihoshi's finger out, who is consequently sobbing hysterically, and Kiyone rolling around on the floor complaining of a headache.
Tenchi: …
Ryo: eh? Hey its Tenchi!
Ayeka: LORD TENCHI! runs over and hugs him
Ryo: pissed off why you little… sparks fly
Ayeka: Tenchi, protect me!
Tenchi: heh..heh…heh…heh…
Ryo: get your filty paws… spark hits Mihoshi, which makes her fall on the rolling Kiyone's back
Kiyo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOWW! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
Ryo: OFF OF TENCHI!
Tenchi: slowly backing out of the house heh…heh….heh…runs away as Ryoko explodes
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Kiyone: Stop!
Ryoko: hic Try and stop me! hic
Kiyo: You're drunk, Ryoko, just come with me, come on…
Ryo: hic dIM dNOT dDRUNK! hic
Kiyo: tranquilizers….
Ryo: NOOOO!!!!!!! hic hey thanks
Kiyo: No effect?
Ryo: lots of perdy colors….woo….
passes out
Kiyo: what a moron…
Mihoshi enters
Mihoshi: Are you dead? Ryoko? Kiyone, Kiyone, whys Ryoko on the floor, huh? Huh?
Kiyo: smacking Mihoshi youre a moron too…drags her whiny butt off
Ryoko awakes
Ryo: mmm…..cheese….
Ayeka enters
Ryo: hey Ayeka ya want some sake?
Ayeka: How uncivilized. This just proves Tenchi will be mine! reconsiders well, alright.
Ryo: Atta hic girl! chugs some down
Washu: walking in What the hell are you two doing?
Ryoko and Ayeka are drunk, singing out of pitch, waving hands around
Ayeka: Hey dWashu! Come djoin us!
Washu: …
Kiyo: coming back Washu, are you sure its alright to have Mihoshi cook dinner tonight?
audible EEEK!
Washu: …
Kiyo: …
Sasami enters
Sasami: wah! Washu! Mihoshi's burning down the kitchen!!!!!
Ayeka: dah, dwats dwrong, Sasami?
Sasa: no you're drunk! Go e-way!
Mihoshi comes running in, hair on fire
Miho: ow ow OWCH KIYOOONEEEEEEEEE! HELP ME!
Ryoko pours sake on her head
Mihoshi cries very loudly
Kiyo: EURAH! hits Mihoshi across the head and walks out
Ryoko and Ayeka continue singing
Washu: where's Tenchi?
Next segment written by: Trianna (Lil' Washu)
Tenchi: planting carrot seeds
Ryo-ohki: merow
Tenc: not watching Ryo-ohki Not now Ryo-ohki, these carrots need to grow before you get any.
-Ohki: follows quietly, sticking her nose into every seed hole, chewing
Tenc: looks as Ryo-ohki who is bloated 10 times her size with seedsholds his head
Ryo: TENCHI!!!!!!! appears flying at TenchiTENCHI!misses grabbing Tenchi and lands on the ground Thatsh relish 'hurt! puts on hurt lookTenchi….confused look, getting tired Umm…
Ayeka: Tenshi..ish 'at girl boddering you? hic I can hic fic yur hic problems hicsways dangerously
Miho: WAHHHH!!! runs out of the house, hair slopping wet Kiyone where are you? starts looking under rocks and grass, crying getting louder KIYONEE? sees Tenchi You know where she is, right?
Ryo: grabs Tenchi Whysh he know?
Miho: continues to bawl
Sasami and Kiyone run out of the house clutching snacks… the house rumbled and black smoke billowed out of the windows
Sasa: sits and stares unhappily at the house Dinner's ruined.
Miho: sees Kiyone, runs over, giving a bear hug and starts dancing around Your okay, your okay!
Sasa: continues to mumble Dinner's gone.
brightens But we got these snacks! points to point on ground where snacks were
Miho: mouth very full You mean these?
Everyone: MIHOSHI!
Next segment written by Rachel (Kiyone)
Ryo: groan ugh… my headache!
Ayeka: sits up, groans This….is…all…your fault… Ryoko…
Kiyone enters
Kiyo: Ah I see you two are awake FINALLY… here is the left of the green tea that Mihoshi didn't eat gives them the cold tea
Ryo: AUGH! This stuff is awful!
Ayeka: For once I can agree with Ryoko…
Sasami enters
Sasami: Hows the tea? I made it out of the left over tea leaves and water from the stream!
Ryo: Uh..
Ayeka: Its, um…. wonderful Sasami!
Ryo: Yeah! Uh… good job, Sasami!
Sasami beaming: Good!
Washu enters
Washy: Let me have some tea, guys!
Ayeka: Uh… I dunno…
Ryo: HERE! Have some of mine, Washu!!!!
Washu: Thanx, Ryoko! That's- sips tea face squinting in extreme pain AWFUL!
Kiyo: gasp
Ryo: shocked
Ayeka: looks at Sasami
Sasamilooking down: I-Im s-sorry y-you feel that way, W-W-Washu… sniff
Sasami exits
Ayeka: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MISS WASHU!
Ryo: yea……… that was wrong! (even though it WAS funny…)
Ayeka: wait, Sasami!!
Kiyo: It looks like she went to the carrot garden!
Ryo: (that's where Tenchi is……) WAIT! I'm coming, too!
Ryoko and Ayeka exit
Kiyo: sigh
Miho: stomach grumbles Ugh… Kiyone, Im hungry
Kiyo: SMACK shut up Mihoshi!
Next segment written by DT (Ryoko)
Ayeka: SAAASSAAAMMMIII? Where AREEEE YOUU?
Ryo: TEEEENNNNCCCCHHHHIII….. come out come out wherever you are….
Tenc: running and hiding oh crap oh crap oh really big crap!
~
Ryoko and Kiyone playing video games
Ryo: take that, you. And that. And that. And That. AnD ThaT! AND THAT!
Kiyo: …
Ryoko starts going loonie
Miho: Help me Washu Im stuck!
Mihoshi has replaced the spinning ceiling disco ball with her finger and is slowly spinning around in midair
Washu: you never cease to amaze me…
Ryoko goes running by, waving scissors wildly
Ryo: Ayeka… you need a hair cut… mwahahahaha
Ayeka: panics EEK! starts running around with squeegees between her toes because she was experimenting with toe nail polish
Ryo: Ill get you!
Ayeka: hobbling around Azacka! Kamidake!
audible snores from the guardians
Tenchi enters. Sees Ryoko flying around with scissors, Ayeka attempting to run with her toes spread wide, Washu trying to yank Mihoshi's finger out, who is consequently sobbing hysterically, and Kiyone rolling around on the floor complaining of a headache.
Tenchi: …
Ryo: eh? Hey its Tenchi!
Ayeka: LORD TENCHI! runs over and hugs him
Ryo: pissed off why you little… sparks fly
Ayeka: Tenchi, protect me!
Tenchi: heh..heh…heh…heh…
Ryo: get your filty paws… spark hits Mihoshi, which makes her fall on the rolling Kiyone's back
Kiyo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOWW! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
Ryo: OFF OF TENCHI!
Tenchi: slowly backing out of the house heh…heh….heh…runs away as Ryoko explodes
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