The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: #1
Pen Name: maxandmo
Pairing/Character(s): Bella/Edward
Rating: M
Word Count: 501
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"Edward, my neck is freaking killing me!" I swear the boy was scared of his own shadow.
"Bella, I'll rub it, okay? I'm not going back out there. Besides, it's cozy in here."
"E, it's bad enough you got me to agree to sleep in a tent, but I did NOT agree to sleep in the fucking car!"
"C'mon Bella, don't be so dramatic."
"Dramatic! Look who's talking. You heard one goddamn noise and ran for your life. We are camping. There are noises," I huffed in frustration.
"Fine, Bella, go back out there. Become a midnight snack for a bear. See if I care."
I pushed him off of me and reached for the door handle. The panic on his face was priceless. "So now you don't care if a bear eats me?"
"Bella! I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. Please stay in here with me."
"Edward, we came here to camp. In. A. Tent. Let's go."
I grabbed his hand and opened the door with my other hand. I pretty much had to drag him back to our tent.
"Look around, Edward. Everything looks just how we left it."
I climbed into the tent and sprawled out on the air mattress. Edward climbed in after me and zipped the door closed lightening fast.
"Bella, oh my God! Did you bring food in here? Bear can smell food, Bella! We agreed to keep the food in the car. "
I looked at my boyfriend who was just about yanking his hair out. It may have been cruel, but I dangled my Cliff bar in front of him and slowly began to nibble on it. "Mmm, this is delicious." Not that they were ever really delicious, but I was being dramatic since he already accused me of it. I proceeded to eat very slowly and licked my fingers one by one.
"That's it, I'm out of here." Edward reached for his shirt and slipped it over his head. Just as he was about to unzip the door, there was a loud noise outside of our tent. "Bella! I told you, it's a bear. It's a BEAR!"
"Edward, shhh! Stay calm. You're supposed to play dead, remember."
I hoped the hell it wasn't a bear, but I couldn't help but start laughing when he dropped to the ground and was perfectly still.
"Bella, shut up," he whispered.
I unzipped the door just enough so I could peek out. I let out a blood-curdling scream just to be dramatic.
"Oh my God. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Bella, zip up the door!"
"Edward, relax, it's just a raccoon."
