Review. Next chapter up soon. Sorry if this is a little on the short side or a little on the long side. Dipper/Candy Geisha
Dipper didn't know why he had let Candy talk him into going over to her house for tea. After all he wasn't much of a tea sort of guy, he liked energy drinks because they kept him awake for longer periods of time. But still he didn't want to seem rude or impolite. She was such a sweet girl, smart, kind, funny. He didn't want to hurt her feelings. So he was more then willing to go to her house and have a cup of tea.
He doubted that it would take too long. After all, it was tea. How long would it take to drink a couple of cups, hang out for a little while and have some small talk? He doubted that he would be there for over an hour and would probably be home relatively soon.
He walked down the street whistling to himself. He was pretty pleased with himself after the entire Pacifica French Maid thing. He didn't know whether if he should be proud or not, but he felt pride. After all it wasn't often that you got to have sex with a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell of a girl, have her speak in a foriegn language that she didn't know and wake up to her cuddling and sucking on your dick.
He rode that wave for a while. But it was a week later and she had to go on a vacation or a trip or something. Which was too bad as they had continued to make hard fast crazy love...He hoped that she would want to keep it going once she got back.
One thing at a time though. First he had to have some tea with Candy. He got to her house and was about to knock when he saw a note nailed to the door with a fork. He rolled his eyes, that woman loved to use cutlery for unusual uses. Like nails, or hair ties. Instead of hairclips she liked to use spoons, and he had seen her brush her hair with a fork a few times. She was a little nuts but also sweet and cute as a button.
Dipper took the note down and scanned over it. And then scanned over it again in confusion.
Dearest Dipper.
I invite you inside. Please place shoes by the front door.
Enjoy your stay and may it be peaceful and enjoyable.
Kissies.
Candy Chiu.
Dipper blinked a couple of times before shaking his head in amazement. This girl was certainly strange. He wondered if she did this for everyone that she invited over for tea. He opened the door and kicked off his large hiking boots. He peeled off his socks and found a small pair of sandles which fit him and had his name labeled above them. He put two and two together and put them on. He saw another scrap of paper hanging on a robe beside the front door which had his name on it as well.
Darling Dipper.
I humbly implore you to wear these robes.
They are large and comfortable and will enhance the tea drinking ceremony.
I beseech you to wear them and place your typical garb aside. Any situation can be formal and enjoyable if you are brave enough.
Love and Kissies.
Candy Chiu.
Dipper popped his lips wondering just what exactly he had gotten himself into before shrugging and just deciding to roll with the weirdness. It certainly wouldn't be the first time. He glanced around to make sure that he was alone before rapidly stripping out of his clothes, pulling on the robes and folding his stuff up and placing them on top of his shoes. He had to admit he did feel fancy if a bit like one of those cringey guys on the internet who pretended to speak japanese and wrote erotic fanfiction about their 'sensei's' or whatever that was.
He still felt incredibly powerful wearing the robe and actually enjoyed how it hung on him. He continued in through the rest of the house, following a few signs that were hung up every few feet written with very fancy caligraphy leading the way. And most of them decorated with a cute little lipstick kiss, he doubted that she actually kissed the paper...that would be a bit much right? After all he was not worth that much trouble.
He finally got to the door with his name on it. And directly underneath it was another message with Tea Room placed on top. He took the third and probably the final letter off of the door and read it. He was actually interested to see just exactly where all of this was leading up to.
Beloved Dipper
This might seem a tad unorthodox, but I encourage you to go along with it.
This shall be an interesting and growing night for you.
Love, Kissies and sex to come.
Candy Chiu.
Underneath the message was a kiss mark and a bunch of little hearts. Dipper did a double take to reread it again. Sex to come? was she...was she serious? Dipper took a deep breath and readied himself, after all he didn't know what was going to be behind that door.
He eased it open and looked around in shock. It looked a lot like a japanese tea house. The walls had thin fancy paper covering them, there was a small table, a few dozen cushions scattered around so that you could always sit comfortably somewhere. Bamboo pots in the corners, writing on the walls, he didn't know what they meant at all but they fit the theme of the room. There was also incense floating through the room, and a small table decorated with fancy tea pots and cups along with a few small plates with crackers and for some reason guacamole, she had probably run out of cash at some point.
The most dramatic part though was Candy Chiu herself. He had known the girl since she was a kid, since both of them were kids. And how she had ever changed. She was...for lack of a better word...sexy...thicc...so very mouthwateringly attractive...her breasts and ass and hips had come in like crazy, she had perfect porportions and those were some very well padded proportions. Nice and big and jiggly, her tits the size of beach balls and her butt cheeks were just as large.
She was dressed up as a geisha which he thought might be a little odd as he was convinced that she was Korean. (Holy shit was that racist? Was Dipper racist?) She had on a very loose fitting kimono but since she had such a large set of breasts and ass the thing hugged her body tightly. It was a light green with darker green dragons running as stripes across the entire piece of fabric. She was sitting demurely on a cushion and had a fancy little guitar that she was picking at with her eyes closed and a smile on her face. Her glasses framed her face erotically and Dipper gulped as he felt his face heat up and his heart beat increase.
"Uh Candy?" He spoke up. She was wearing a lot of heavy make up which painted her face pearl white, a little hint of pink circles on her cheeks and she had dark blue over her eyes and arched black eyebrows made from coal. She set the instrument aside and stood up slowly, running her hands up her sides until she finally clasped them and smiled at him happily and warmily. Inviting him into her house. She stood up and walked towards the nervously blushing young man. Dipper had no idea how to react. He had not expected this of all things when he was invited over to tea.
He wondered briefly if this was another cosplay thing that was going to happen. Like with Pacifica. He shook his head, that was crazy right? No way would the same thing happen in as many weeks with two entirely different girls.
"Hello Dipper Sama. Welcome to the Candy tea house. I am honored that you chose us for your experience today. Would you like to have a seat and we may begin servicing you in all ways possible?" Candy took the taller mans hand and lead him mutely forward to the short table, he sat down before it and looked at her questioningly.
"Candy...What's going on? Why are you dressed like that? And acting like that?" Did he travel through time again or something? Why was this incesnse so thick? It was making it hard to think.
"Oh nothing is wrong Mr. Dipper Sama. I would find it a great pleasure to pour your tea for you." She said as she reached forwards and picked up the tea pot. She slowly and demurely poured it for him. He shifted, she had leaned very far forward, her breasts heaving at the cloth confines which were just barely holding her tits inside of the kimono. She also could have easily gotten the tea pot without leaning over so far, or touching him so much, but half of one of her massive planet sized boobs were pressing into his chest. She felt so soft and he could gaze down and see her perfect pink nipples poking out of the confines of her dress.
Dipper wanted to scooch back but then she might notice and freak out. Also why did she call him sama? Wasn't that an anime thing? Soos would know, if the guy was still around. Which he was not, he had to move around a lot with Stan and Ford, unfortunately that left Melody in Gravity Falls alone. She lived with Dipper and Mabel in the shack now though. She was happy and comfortable.
Dipper felt pretty comfortable in that room right now. After all she was a lovely women and serving him tea and he took said tea and drank some. It was delicious. He smiled happiliy at her as she did the movements again and poured herself a cup. The two sat and drank tea looking back and forth at each other as Dipper tried to think of something to say. Then Candy stood up, slowly, moving one of her legs slowly out of her kimono, it was starting to loosen up, or she had fiddled with her belt when he was not looking. But she was beginning to grow...looser...bolder...
"I think that it is now time for your dance Mr Dipper Sama." She said as she walked towards a pillow, her butt cheeks swinging one way and then the other, Dipper could not keep his eyes off of them, he was convinced that she was not wearing underwear. She bent very far over, her ass sticking jauntiliy upwards towards the horny young man as he attempted to adjust himself without her noticing. She flipped it over to reveal a small boom box had been sewn into it, probably another one of her inventions. Dipper gulped when she pressed the button. The music began, it was bouncy and sounded like something off of a movie soundtrack.
She spun around and paused, one hand holding her glasses, the other resting on the swell of her breast. Her hips popped out and a inviting line of flesh winking at him, the breasts jiggled slightly and the kimono began to fall a little, exposing more and more of her breasts. It was only hanging onto half of her tits. They were so large and swoollen that they managed to keep the piece of fabric aloft much to his pleasure and amazement. She began to wiggle her hips to the music, swinging them and bouncing a little on the back of her feet. She began to walk like a feline towards him, the kimono dragging a little behind her as she stalked Dipper, making him feel slightly like a prey animal. But the feeling moved past fast, he was not the prey he was the master. He could tell in her eyes, she might be teasign him...but it was all for him...for his pleasure and benefit...She was doing all of this, playing this music putting on this show...all for his benefit...
She was slowly dancing, extending her arms and walking purposefully so that he was drawn right in. It was like she was telling a story, her hands would return to her hips, or her fingers to her full brightly colored lips, or just over where her cunt must be. Her thighs rubbed against each other and Dipper noticed a little line of cum dribbling down her legs...or it was sweat...she was definitely blushing beneath all of the make up though. Dipper smiled raunchiliy up at her as she got closer, moving in a tight small circle around and around the eagerly awaiting young man.
Dipper took another sip of his tea and grabbed one of the snacks popping them into his mouth. He felt like a prince, and Candy was his lovely escort. He could not take his eyes off of her serpent like body as she wiggled and shimmied from one side to another, slowly approaching him. He loved how the make up seemed to highlight her face and almost reflect the light right back into his eyes like she was glowing.
Before he could react she was suddenly behind him like she was some sort of ninja, she was rubbing his chest and shoulders through the thin fabric of his fancy robe. She smiled and leaned close to his ear.
"You have the muscles of a god. I feel as if I am touching divinity just by touching you." She said soflty into his ears. He shived in joy at the breathy sounds that she made. He found himself slowly getting breathless from the powerful perfume that she was wearing. He couldn't breathe. He gulped and adjusted himself, he already knew that he was toast because he could see his cock begin to make a tent out of his robe.
Her hands moved fast and before he knew it she had tossed his robe aside exposing him to her. He had no idea how she even did that, it was on pretty damn tight, but she had more or less shrugged it off of him.
"YYYYYYEEEESSSSSS!" She squealed standing upright and clapping her hands excitedly causing every last inch of her bodacious body to jiggle, he looked up at her in shock causing her to blush heavily beneath the make up before crossing her wrists again and looking down at the ground trying to continue the illusion that they were in some sort of ancient brothel.
"Yes! I was correct in thinking that you were the most perfect man. Those muscles, that height, but seeing your...dick...hehe...confirms my hopes and dreams. Dipper Sama." She said breathlessly as she gazed down in rapture towards his massive masculine cock. It seemed to pulse with a magnetic feild that drew the geisha in towards it.
She slowly bent in half before she got to her knees and crawled towards it. She reached beneath the small table and pulled out a phone that she turned on to relaxing flute and drum music. She also pulled out another tea kettle, she took a swig from it before offering it up to Dipper. He copied her and tasted the cold drink pass down his throat. He licked his lips and smiled at her before she took it back, and dropped her robe. She was not wearing a bra or any panties. She was bare as the day she was born, although with much more padding in her. She plopped her large tits around his cock, engulfing the monster before pouring the ice cold tea over it. He shivered before groaning as she sloppiliy and inexperiencedly moved her tits up and down his shaft. She had the enthuasim but none of the training. She wanted him to feel good, and her desire was palable. He moaned as she wrapped her tits around him all the tighter and peppered the top of his cock eagerly with kisses.
"Oh Dipper sama!" She sang out in pleasure as his warm dick entered his mouth, it was dripping a bit of pre and tasted lovely when mixed with the tea. She licked and slurped all the harder before she remembered that she also had her tits to use on his shaft, she ran it up and down repeatedly over his massive powerful dick.
Dipper gazed at her rump and red face in fascination as the thick girl pleasured his cock seemingly without any end. He gulped eagerly and moaned as he reached out and possessively ran a hand across her large ass. It felt so fine beneath his palm that he had to give it a little squeeze, a little pinch and then a powerful spank to make her yelp around his cock and look up with flirtatious eyes.
"Oh! My deity! My God! My powerful beautiful golden radiant worshipfull master!" She said in a husky tone of voice before sitting up, her tea covered tits bouncing and mixing with her red hot sweaty flesh. Her robe was abandonded to the side and she was giggling uncontrollably as she slowly crawled forward and straddled the hung stud with a lubed up cock that was ready to stab to the very center of her being. Dipper gripped a hip, gripped his cock and slide into her with one long drawn out thrust.
Candy moaned as he entered her and began to gasp and squirm as he ripped apart her tight confining pussy.
"Oh! Dipper Sama!" She said in pleasure as she looked down at him with her wide eyes that glinted needfully behind her large thick glasses, which only seemed to reflect how large and thick her tits and ass were. Dipper began to thrust inside of her, pushing and pulling at her tits, mashing them together before he ran his hands down her sides and wrapped his arms powerfully around her hips before thrusting upwards as he slammed down powerfully into her. She gasped as his cock went all the way to his root and filled her close to tearing.
She was beyond words, or cognizant thought and was trapped with breathing heavily and resting her arms against his shoulders as she twisted her hips and gripped down on his cock as it slid in and out of her. She had no idea how strong her was but if his core strength was this impressive then she was in for one hell of a wild ride which could probably last for hours!
She wondered if it could go on for days...She gasped again needfully as he twisted his hips and spanked her bottom powerfully. SHe felt inclined to do whatever he told her, his dick and commanding prescence forcing her to break mind body and soul and then reforming as something much more needful and filled with much more lust and carnal desires.
"Oh Dipper Sama! Say that I am yours my beautiful big dicked master!" She moaned out as he began to lick at her tits, they tasted delicious. He brought a hand back and spanked her ass causing her to gasp and jiggle in his grip, she had matching hand prints on either ass cheek now, he was intending to mark them red by the time that this little session was over.
"Yes! Yes Candy you feel so tight! Oh God you are the best! Your massive tits! And your ass! I can't get enough of it! Oh Christ you are squeezing me apart!" He said as he reached up and grabbed the utensils in her hair and causing the long dark black hair fall all the way to her ass cheeks. She moaned as he ran his figners through it, his finger tips playing with her back before he leaned forward and sucked hard and hotly on a tit until she felt like it was going to pop off into his mouth!
Candy could hold back no more and began to climax on his lap as she continued to get fucked through it, her orgasm mounting and then peaking all acrss the two of them. Dipper grinned as he continued to fuck into her. Her make up had been smeared across his entire body but he did not care, she had the most adorable orgasm face that he had ever seen and he wondered just how long he could sustain it for her.
Hours later Candy was laid out across the floor and breathing deeply and heavily. The room stank of sex and Dipper was getting dressed. Her glasses were half off, her hair was in a fan beneath and behind her and her robe was covered in teh same cum that dribbled wetly out of her pussy like a waterfall. She was smiling serenly to herself and was fast asleep. Dipper was getting dressed and smiled down at her before picking up a blanket from the other room and placing it across her. He leaned down and kissed her forehead and then her hot bow like mouth.
He departed leaving his gorgeous girl for another time. When she was not so worn out and fucked to sleep.
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