Another interview with Usagi! *sighs*
ME: Hello again Usagi-chan!
USAGI: Hello there. Um, What is your favorite color?
ME: Navy blue and gold. Wait a minute! I'm suposed to ask the questions here!
USAGI: What are you wearing? I'm waiting. I am glad to hear that you are suposed to ask the questions here.
ME: If you can't see what I'm wearing them you're blind!
USAGI: I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
ME: Sorry folks! She's still working on her English!
USAGI: There is no need to apologize. I do not understand. working on her English is she?
ME: Moron.
USAGI: That is not a very nice thing to say.
ME: Nevermind Usagi. *sighs*
USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Can I help you?
ME: Don't tell me you forgot me already Usagi-chan!
USAGI: I forget things all the time.
ME: We know. *sighs again*
USAGI: By "we" do you mean you and me?
ME: No. I mean me and all your fans.
USAGI: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Is that a fact?
ME: Nevermind, let's just get to the questions.
USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I am agreeable to that.
ME: Good. Now these questions are from Ruka21 from .
USAGI: What do you really want to talk about? Why now? This is not a test.
ME: I know this isn't a test Usagi! I'm interviewing you again for !
USAGI: How do you know? Should it be a test Usagi? I am glad to hear that you are interviewing me for FanFiction net.
ME: On to the questions before I kill myself! OK Usagi?
USAGI: What is it like on to the questions you kill yourself. Can I help you? Take it easy.
ME: Question one from Ruka21: Is Seiya now your boy friend?
USAGI: I think Question one from Ruka21 is a lot of things.
ME: Is Seiya now your boy friend? Please answer the question.
USAGI: Would we have heard about it if it was? Thanks for asking politely. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
ME: Is Seiya now your boy friend? Are you two dating?
USAGI: What would it mean to you if it were? I don't know whether or not I am two dating. I am a Homo Sapiens.
ME: What the heck is Homo Sapiens?!
USAGI: The human family.
ME: Are you dating Seiya Kou or not Usagi?
USAGI: I am single.
ME: I thought you were dating Mamoru!
USAGI: I am single.
ME: What about Chibiusa?! If you don't marry Mamoru then she won't exist!
USAGI: She is in the future. I will let you know if I do not.
ME: Is Mamoru in America?
USAGI: What would it mean to you if it were?
ME: You said you were single but I know you're dating Mamoru.
USAGI: No I am single, how about you?
ME: *mumbles* Yes I'm single too.
USAGI: Why, specificially?
ME: I don't know! Almost every kid I've met hates me for no reason! And the boy I loved is far away now. *Sniffles*
USAGI: Me either. That is a generalization. Oh. I can't believe he would do that. In the context of mumbles Yes you are single too , I don't understand.
ME: I moved. That's why he's far away.
USAGI: Interesting gossip. I see. Far away is he?
ME: It's not gossip and yes he's far away. Can we get back to the questions now please?
USAGI: Sniffles is not gossip and yes he is far away? Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I haven't heard of back to the questions .
ME: Have you had sex with Seiya?
USAGI: I am really not interested in it.
ME: Good. You're too young anyway!
USAGI: What do you really want to talk about? In any case, Yes I have a long way to go.
ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter named Serma?
USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human.
ME: That's not what I asked Usagi.
USAGI: What did you ask me?
ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter named Serma?
USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human.
ME: How would you react if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter in Crystal Tokyo?
USAGI: It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya got married?! I want an answer!
USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human. Why do you want it?
ME: You're not going to answer that, are you?
USAGI: You can't predict the future with certainty.
ME: Oh God, this is going to be a long interview.
USAGI: I don't judge people. And going to be a long interview is God this.
ME: How do you feel about Haruka and Seiya dating?
USAGI: She is a girlfriend of Michiru. Haruka is very good at sports.
ME: I know she's good at sports Usagi, but what if she wasn't a, a, a lesbian! There I said it!
USAGI: How do you know? good at sports Usagi but what if she was not a a a lesbian is she? What did you mean by it? it...
ME: Do you think Haruka would date Seiya if she wasn't a lesbian?
USAGI: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
ME: What do you think about Haruka and Seiya dating if haruka wasn't a lesbian?
USAGI: She is a girlfriend of Michiru. Haruka is very good at sports.
ME: I know but what if she wasn't?!
USAGI: How do you know? Try it and see.
ME: Nevermind, just tell me how the Star Lights are doing!
USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How Tell me more.
ME: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *bangs head on table really really hard*
USAGI: Why, specificially? What is your real name?
ME: Like I told you last time, just call me Serma Kou.
USAGI: I remember you told me last time call you Serma Kou?
ME: I need to go now before I kill myself!
USAGI: What is stopping you?
ME: That was just plain rude Usagi.
USAGI: I thought it was too.
ME: Then why did you say it?!
USAGI: I said, " I thought it was too.", because you said " That was just plain rude Usagi.".
ME: Not that baka!
USAGI: Who tells you that you are baka?
ME: You're the baka Usagi!
USAGI: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
ME: That wasn't a compliment baka!
USAGI: What is a compliment baka?
ME: Nevermind! I've gotta go before I lose my mind! Ja ne Usagi-chan!
USAGI: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Bye. Why?. Can we get back to business?
ME: I'll see you later when I've got more questions for you Usagi! Ja ne!
USAGI: Thanks for chatting, Serma. What you said was too complicated for me.
ME: Ja ne! Sayanarya! And any other Japanese good-bye!
USAGI: What is your favorite movie? I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? See you later. Are you telling the truth?
ME: I'll tell ya later Usagi! Ja ne!
USAGI: What kind of reply do you expect? I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about Ja ne . Try being more specific.
ME: Bye Usagi-chan!
USAGI: Goodbye.
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That's all for now! This interview section is dedicated to Haruka Tenou Kou! a.k.a ruka21! She wanted to know about Seiya being her BF /having sex with her! the other one was mine! Ja ne! ;p
