Another interview with Usagi! *sighs*

ME: Hello again Usagi-chan!

USAGI: Hello there. Um, What is your favorite color?

ME: Navy blue and gold. Wait a minute! I'm suposed to ask the questions here!

USAGI: What are you wearing? I'm waiting. I am glad to hear that you are suposed to ask the questions here.

ME: If you can't see what I'm wearing them you're blind!

USAGI: I'm not sure if I can see it or not.

ME: Sorry folks! She's still working on her English!

USAGI: There is no need to apologize. I do not understand. working on her English is she?

ME: Moron.

USAGI: That is not a very nice thing to say.

ME: Nevermind Usagi. *sighs*

USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Can I help you?

ME: Don't tell me you forgot me already Usagi-chan!

USAGI: I forget things all the time.

ME: We know. *sighs again*

USAGI: By "we" do you mean you and me?

ME: No. I mean me and all your fans.

USAGI: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Is that a fact?

ME: Nevermind, let's just get to the questions.

USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I am agreeable to that.

ME: Good. Now these questions are from Ruka21 from .

USAGI: What do you really want to talk about? Why now? This is not a test.

ME: I know this isn't a test Usagi! I'm interviewing you again for !

USAGI: How do you know? Should it be a test Usagi? I am glad to hear that you are interviewing me for FanFiction net.

ME: On to the questions before I kill myself! OK Usagi?

USAGI: What is it like on to the questions you kill yourself. Can I help you? Take it easy.

ME: Question one from Ruka21: Is Seiya now your boy friend?

USAGI: I think Question one from Ruka21 is a lot of things.

ME: Is Seiya now your boy friend? Please answer the question.

USAGI: Would we have heard about it if it was? Thanks for asking politely. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

ME: Is Seiya now your boy friend? Are you two dating?

USAGI: What would it mean to you if it were? I don't know whether or not I am two dating. I am a Homo Sapiens.

ME: What the heck is Homo Sapiens?!

USAGI: The human family.

ME: Are you dating Seiya Kou or not Usagi?

USAGI: I am single.

ME: I thought you were dating Mamoru!

USAGI: I am single.

ME: What about Chibiusa?! If you don't marry Mamoru then she won't exist!

USAGI: She is in the future. I will let you know if I do not.

ME: Is Mamoru in America?

USAGI: What would it mean to you if it were?

ME: You said you were single but I know you're dating Mamoru.

USAGI: No I am single, how about you?

ME: *mumbles* Yes I'm single too.

USAGI: Why, specificially?

ME: I don't know! Almost every kid I've met hates me for no reason! And the boy I loved is far away now. *Sniffles*

USAGI: Me either. That is a generalization. Oh. I can't believe he would do that. In the context of mumbles Yes you are single too , I don't understand.

ME: I moved. That's why he's far away.

USAGI: Interesting gossip. I see. Far away is he?

ME: It's not gossip and yes he's far away. Can we get back to the questions now please?

USAGI: Sniffles is not gossip and yes he is far away? Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I haven't heard of back to the questions .

ME: Have you had sex with Seiya?

USAGI: I am really not interested in it.

ME: Good. You're too young anyway!

USAGI: What do you really want to talk about? In any case, Yes I have a long way to go.

ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter named Serma?

USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human.

ME: That's not what I asked Usagi.

USAGI: What did you ask me?

ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter named Serma?

USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human.

ME: How would you react if Haruka and Seiya had a daughter in Crystal Tokyo?

USAGI: It is a ritual I do the same way every time.

ME: How would you feel if Haruka and Seiya got married?! I want an answer!

USAGI: I cry very often. Emotion is a human quality. I am a Human. Why do you want it?

ME: You're not going to answer that, are you?

USAGI: You can't predict the future with certainty.

ME: Oh God, this is going to be a long interview.

USAGI: I don't judge people. And going to be a long interview is God this.

ME: How do you feel about Haruka and Seiya dating?

USAGI: She is a girlfriend of Michiru. Haruka is very good at sports.

ME: I know she's good at sports Usagi, but what if she wasn't a, a, a lesbian! There I said it!

USAGI: How do you know? good at sports Usagi but what if she was not a a a lesbian is she? What did you mean by it? it...

ME: Do you think Haruka would date Seiya if she wasn't a lesbian?

USAGI: It depends on what you mean by thinking.

ME: What do you think about Haruka and Seiya dating if haruka wasn't a lesbian?

USAGI: She is a girlfriend of Michiru. Haruka is very good at sports.

ME: I know but what if she wasn't?!

USAGI: How do you know? Try it and see.

ME: Nevermind, just tell me how the Star Lights are doing!

USAGI: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How Tell me more.

ME: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *bangs head on table really really hard*

USAGI: Why, specificially? What is your real name?

ME: Like I told you last time, just call me Serma Kou.

USAGI: I remember you told me last time call you Serma Kou?

ME: I need to go now before I kill myself!

USAGI: What is stopping you?

ME: That was just plain rude Usagi.

USAGI: I thought it was too.

ME: Then why did you say it?!

USAGI: I said, " I thought it was too.", because you said " That was just plain rude Usagi.".

ME: Not that baka!

USAGI: Who tells you that you are baka?

ME: You're the baka Usagi!

USAGI: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

ME: That wasn't a compliment baka!

USAGI: What is a compliment baka?

ME: Nevermind! I've gotta go before I lose my mind! Ja ne Usagi-chan!

USAGI: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Bye. Why?. Can we get back to business?

ME: I'll see you later when I've got more questions for you Usagi! Ja ne!

USAGI: Thanks for chatting, Serma. What you said was too complicated for me.

ME: Ja ne! Sayanarya! And any other Japanese good-bye!

USAGI: What is your favorite movie? I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? See you later. Are you telling the truth?

ME: I'll tell ya later Usagi! Ja ne!

USAGI: What kind of reply do you expect? I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about Ja ne . Try being more specific.

ME: Bye Usagi-chan!

USAGI: Goodbye.

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That's all for now! This interview section is dedicated to Haruka Tenou Kou! a.k.a ruka21! She wanted to know about Seiya being her BF /having sex with her! the other one was mine! Ja ne! ;p