9-6-13
I am a little disappointed by the total lack of response for the first chapter. I only got one follower (thank you, ISgrl15!). Any reasons why? Is it because of the "Ironman 3" spoilers? Oh well, here's one that is spoiler free!
You don't need any background on this one, so go ahead! Read away!
Random Conversation With Our Favorite Characters #2:
You know, I think it's time for...ANOTHER EXTREMELY RANDOM CONVERSATION WITH OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS! Today's cast: the Avengers! Tony, you're up!
Tony Stark: You've got to be kidding me. What am I doing here again?
Me: I am bored. Again. You're here to once again cure me of my boredom!
Tony Stark: Can't you cure your boredom without us?
Me: I probably could, but this is far more fun than anything else I can think of at the moment. And I'm a little more prepared this time. JARVIS, cue the theme music!
JARVIS: Right away, ma'am.
Me: See? I'm a "ma'am."
("Mary Had a Little Lamb" starts playing)
Me: What?! That's not the theme music, JARVIS!
JARVIS: Well according to my records, this is the only theme music under "Extremely Random Conversation with Our Favorite Characters."
Me: TONY!
Tony Stark: What? You left it on your desktop, so I decided to change up your files a little bit.
Me: Grrrrrrrrr. You know what? I let you go last time, but this is the last straw. Go get dressed in that chicken suit and go do the chicken dance in Times Square!
Tony Stark: What chicken suit? *Chicken suit falls on his head* Oh, that chicken suit. Anyways, you can't make me!
Me: Yes, I can. Now do it.
(Ten minutes later)
Me: JARVIS, turn on the television.
JARVIS: Right away, ma'am. Do you have a specific channel in mind?
Me: Look through the news. Something along the lines of "Tony Stark in a chicken suit." Oh look, there he is! Ooh, I love that headline: "Tony Stark: Ironman, or Chickenman?" Definitely Chickenman. Oh my gosh, he looks hilarious! Pepper! Avengers! Get in here!
Pepper: What is it? Oh... Oh my gosh. *Starts laughing hysterically*
Captain America: What is Stark doing?
Thor: I do not understand.
Dr. Banner: You know, I should have known Stark would do something like that sooner or later.
Black Widow: Yeah. Looks like Stark finally cracked.
Hawkeye: Like an egg.
Black Widow: Good one.
Fury: *Into walking talkie* Stark! What the heck are you doing? Get the crap out of there!
Tony Stark: Can't...stop! She's...controlling...my...actions!
Fury: *Whirls toward me* Is that true?
Me: Yeah. And you'd better be good, or else I'll have you join him.
Fury: You wouldn't dare.
Me: *Raises eyebrow* Oh, really? *Flash of light and suddenly Nick Fury appears on the TV screen with Stark, dressed and dancing like a chicken* BWAHAHAHAHA! Anyone else dare defy me? *Silence* That's what I thought. Okay, I've had my laugh, you guys can stop. *Nick Fury and Tony Stark collapse on the pavement in exhaustion*
Pepper: Thank you, that simply made my day.
Me: You're welcome!
Black Widow: Yeah, us too. Stark can be such a pain in the you know where sometimes.
Hawkeye: Yeah, Fury can be too.
Fury: I heard that!
Hawkeye: Uh oh, gotta go! *Black Widow and Hawkeye leave*
Tony Stark: *Storms angrily into the room* Oh, you are so dead. Do you realize how embarrassing that is? The press will never let me live this one down!
Me: Well, excuse me, Chickenman, but I wasn't the one who got drunk on my birthday party, peed my suit, blew stuff up, and beat up my best friend. If the press can get past that, you should be fine.
Tony Stark: *Sigh* Well, as long as it doesn't hit YouTube.
Dr. Banner: Too late.
Tony Stark: NO! I'm ruined! All of my self respect is gone! Everybody will think I'm... Hold it. A million views in the past HALF HOUR? Woohoo, I'm famous!
Me: You're already famous.
Tony Stark: So? Now I rock the YouTube world!
Dr. Banner: I will never understand your moods Tony.
Tony Stark: Good, that means I'm unpredictable.
Pepper: You can say that a thousand times, and it still won't match how true that is.
Tony Stark: Thanks...?
Pepper: That wasn't a compliment.
Toby Stark: I love you, too, Pepper.
Me: Okay, I'm getting a little tired of this, so I guess I'm wrapping up now! I don't think this is NEARLY as funny as the last one, but hey, worth a shot, right?
Percy: Of course it wasn't as funny. You forgot to bring me in.
Annabeth: Yeah, with all his stupid comments, he always lightens the mood.
Percy: Thanks...?
Me: You think like Tony Stark. He just said that.
Percy: Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment.
Annabeth: It wasn't. She's referring to the stupid side of Tony Stark, not the genius inventing side.
Percy: Oh.
Tony Stark: I don't have a stupid side!
Pepper: Yes, you do.
Me: Okay, okay! I was trying to wrap this up a little while ago, but Percy butted in! Hey, Percy, Annabeth, I didn't even put you on the cast list!
Annabeth: Well, if this is supposed to be a random conversation, you can't get much more random than popping people from a different world who aren't even on the cast list into the conversation.
Me: Good point. I'll keep that in mind for next time. Anyways, I'm gonna do something else now, so bye bye!
So what did you think? Let me know in a review! Constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated.
Expect the next chapter in a day or two!
Also, I am considering requests for conversation topics. After all, a girl can only find so much time during the school year to write randomness!
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P.S. In case you're wondering, these are pretty much EXACTLY what I sent to my friend Oops with only a few grammar fixes, so that is why I say good bye at the end of each conversation, and still add an author's note :)
