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Hope its funny enough.

-Kh920

BLEACH

"Toshiro...your so heavy...!" Hinamori gasped. How much did Shiro eat? Were elephants on his eating schedule? 'god'

"Shut up, moron bed wetter. I'm tired." Shiro yawned. "and your back isn't exactly comfortable! NOW MOVE HORSE! MOVE." Hinamori groaned and tried to move faster. "HIYA! HIYA! Come on fatso, I don't have all day!"

Hinamori groaned some more. "Shiro chan!" she panted " It's not nice to call girls fat! If you do, that girl might go...bulimic or something!!"

This got Shrio curious. "Belemic? What in the hell is that?"

"Bulimic." Hinamori corrected. "Oh God." Hinamori thought. "we're almost there."

"Ok, what is it?"

"It's..." Hinamorio hesitated. Would a six year old understand?

" It makes girls..."

Shiro was getting impatient. " Come on fatso bed wetter!!!! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"

Hinamori winced " Well, girl's eat their food...and then barf it up after..."

Shiro froze. Suddenly he slipped off Momo's back. Hinamori turned around, and her eye's widened. She had a bad feeling about this. Shiro had a big, smug smile on his face. The kind that should make you truly, truly scared shitless.

"Are you...bulimic, bed wetter?"

Hinamori gasped.

" IT'S TRUE!" Shiro yelled. "I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE!"

"NO!!!!" Hinamori shrieked. "I AM NOT BULIMIC!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT!"

but Shiro was already on the nearest roof top.

" HEY, SOUL SOCIETY OR WHATEVER! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!? HIMAMORI IS A BULIMIC FREAK WHO WETS HER BED AND BARFS ALL OVER HER CATS AND DOGS...ON PURPOUS! TELL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shiro then jumped of the roof. About every light in soul society was on now. Momo fell to her knees. She would hear comments like this for the rest of her freakishly long life.

"So bulimic girl, let me back on your shoulders, I am TIRED!" Shiro poked Momo in the forehead. Momo only looked at Shiro. It was so hard to believe that Shiro was still in his present body. Well... she could believe it actually. She did have to carry him after all. It was a good thing Hyorinmaru was taken away from him.He'd probably chop off her arm on purpous or something.

"Hellooooooooo are you there, dummy? We have to GO!"

"Demandy much? Jeez Shiro-chan, I think you're a bit more bossy then I remember!" But she let Shiro back on her back anyway. She was such a die hard for her Shiro-chan...

"Shiro-chan...?:

But Shiro-chan was already asleep.

When momo got home she set Shiro onto the couch and plopped herself onto her own bed. She was SO tired!!!

About a half an hour later momo was snuggling under her covers when she felt someone else slip into them. Frozen, Momo found herslef staring into the eye's of her Shiro-chan.

"Shiro-chan, what-?"

Shiro snuggled closer to her and yawned. Hinamori turned beet red, but also snuggled closer to Shiro. Just like old times... Except Shiro was still in a captains robe, and much taller as she leaned against his chest.

"Kiss."

"WHAT!?"

" I need a kiss bed wetter. A good night kiss."

Momo looked up. "Shiro-chan I-"

"What's wrong bed wetter, you always gave me kisses."

for a moment, it seemed like Shiro-chan was trying to be nice to Momo. Shocked, she quickly kissed both his cheeks and said good night.

" By the way, moron, if you tell anyone about this I tell everyone about the times you tried to get me naked."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT SHIRO-CHAN I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU A BATH!"

"GOOD NIGHT!"

and Shiro was out like a light.

Hehe reviews appreciated!

-Kh920