Summary: Welcome to your no.1 guide to…(drum roll) ROY/ED ROMANCE!!! Want to figure out how the relationship works? Then this is the right place for you! WARNING: Hints of sexual content, although not that heavy, but I'm warning you!!! Strings of Drabbles!!!Roy/Ed

Author's note: Yes! I HAVE THE 2ND ONE!!!!! I'm definitely back on track, and people who are looking out for the new chapter of "Love takes our innocence" fear not. I. WILL. BE. BACK!!! BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: Aside from the crazy idea, I don't own anything else.

Portraying Roy/Ed relationship

Chapter 2

In Terms of Dating

In terms of dating:

Roy is a womanizer and Ed understands that his lover will NEVER get rid of that reputation to protect. So how does this kind of relationship survive? Let's put it this way. If Roy flirts with a woman, that's fine. If Roy takes a woman out on a date, it's alright…

But if Roy teases a "head-over-heels" girl with the word "I Love you", that's a whole lot different dimension of flirting and dating.

For Example:

Roy flirts with girl; Ed doesn't feel jealous

Roy takes girl out on a date; Ed feels A LITTLE jealous

Girl thinks Roy is wonderful; Ed snorts

Girl says "I love you"; Ed leaves

Roy teases by saying "I love you more"(Hughes is spying on Roy, by the way)

Ed finds out; Hughes is in trouble for telling Ed

Roy threatens to incinerate Hughes; Hughes runs away

Then Roy FINALLY finds out that Ed found out

Classic dramatic scene

Classic "make-up" scene

Favorite kissing scene with passionate "Out of Character" sentences.

An even BIGGER favorite "make-out" scene

Bickering ensues the following morning

See? As long as Roy ends up in bed with no one else but Ed then it's safe to assume that quarrel is not necessary UNTIL the next morning and night is completely reserved for making out…I MEAN!! Making-up!

Author's note:

Ha! That one almost took the crap out of me. But honestly, I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous my work is.

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