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The Knights Templar of a New Age: Chapter 2

Author note: Brave is an Unreliable Narrator. Take everything he says with a pinch of salt. Dragan is slightly more reliable; believe him unless you see Italics. Harald never lies because he is more moral of the three. If any of them are fudging facts Italics will say what's actually happening. In the unlikely event Placido or any of Team 5D's narrates they will be honest about the facts. Location text is underlined. Duel Text is in underlined bold. This has been a boring message from your friendly neighborhood sucky fan fiction writer.

AT THAT CAFÉ JACK GOES TO:

"CAKE! I LOVE CAKE! IT REMINDS ME OF MY HOME COUNTRY!" Harald screams bursting into feminine tears of delight.

What is actually happening:

"Oh. Cake. Hah, reminds me of my home." Harald says rather blandly.

Yep that's exactly how it happens. I am totally freaking reliable. Anywho, were here waiting for our instructions to come from the Shota. AND WE ARE EATING CAKE! DAMN RIGHT!

"Did you just call me a Shota?!" A high-pitched wail asks me.

"Why no Wail I was calling our other boss a Shota. You are clearly a Loli." I say to the red haired Wail.

"I am your boss." The lying Wail wails.

See, unreliable.

"Ya see I don't believe that." I tell her.

"Odin, Father of the Aesir Brave, ITS LUCCIANO! OUR BOSS!" Dragan yells slamming his ham fists against the table made of wood.

"NO DRAGAN YOU ARE WRONG! BRAVE IS THE BESTIST AND THE MOST SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! THAT IS CLEARLY A WAIL!" Harald says agreeing with me.

"Brave you are being moronic. And Dragan darling stop bashing your fists against the table, you are making Tiffany upset." Harald says.

"Um, my name is Stephanie." The woman with OUR CAKE says.

"And my name's Brave. Nya~." I reply to her.

Also Brave often neglects things he finds irrelevant, such as Stephanie and Lucciano's appearance. He also cannot focus long enough to explain or properly describe things. I'm sure he has some kind of condition.

The Wail taps her foot impatiently.

"Right now that she's gone. It's time for your mission. Duel and beat Jack Atlus, Crow Hogan and Yuusei Fudo. DO NOT REVEAL YOUR IDENTITIES! YA HEAR ME! Brave as usual is in charge. Fuck you Dragan! And Harald you're pretty but oh so very stupid" The Wail wails like it was BOSSMAN 2!

"Harald is in charge as usual. Brave don't do anything stupid. And Dragan fuck your pride, you have a job to do." Lucciano squeals in his parrot like voice.

The Loli Wail stomps off. Was she upset that Harald was off in Harald land where he is smart and elegant? He thinks he's the leader. We just humor him.

We walk back to our crappy hotel room. Harald opens the door with his nifty set of Aesir keys! We see three riding duel suits and three white masks lying on the bed.

"OMG! YEAGER GOT INTO OUR APARTMENT!" I yell.