Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto (etc.) yaoi, etc. blah blah blah OOC-ness etc. but i tried to keep them as close to their original characters as much as possible
Also this used to be "Everyone Loves Naruto" but then i decided to change the whole thing, instead of being focused solely on Naruto, i decided to change a few things, and create a couple of love triangles. SasuNaru, GaaraNaru, NejiNaru, HinataNaru, HinataNeji, NejiHinata, ShikaIno, ShikaTemari, ShikaNaru, InoShika, ShikaTemari, IrukaKakashi, KakaIru, KakaItachi, Itachikakashi, ItachiNaru, KisameItachi, SakuSasu, KibaNaru, Naru?, ?Gaara (somethings are left undecided for example, i still have not yet decided who would be the one to like Gaara so... I'm open for suggestions D)
yeah ... basically the whole ItachKakashiIrukaNaruto thing thats going on should basically a whole new fanfic. itself, but what the hell, lets all combine into one huge ass korean drama type thing. ;;; and besides it makes my abysmal story longer soo ...
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Less than a split second, Naruto and Sasuke broke apart. Dramatically grasping their throats, hacking, coughing, and furiously wiping their lips.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!" Sakura cried (along with the rest of the female classmates). While the boys were practically rolling on the floor laughing. The girls rose from their seats and rushed over to Sasuke, who was now glaring at Naruto, who retaliated with his own. Their hostile eye contact were broken when the girls swarmed all over Sasuke. Their shrilly voice echoed in his ears, cooing him, and stroking their fingers ("inconspicously") in his hair, clothes, and skin. (Which of course he notices, he's not stupid you know? Despite what Naruto says). Irritated, he pushed past them, "accidentally" knocking down Naruto along the way, Sasuke leaves the classroom. Naruto fell back onto his butt and the girls moved in to kill him. Naruto felt himself shrinking down as they approached with such killer aura. "ano......." he whimpers.
"N A R U T O - K U N" Sakura hisses viciously
"Sa ... Sa ... Sakura - chan!" Naruto stammered as he backs away from the advancing pink-haired girl.
"You stole Sasuke's first kiss ..." she said with a very deep and dangerous voice.
"Cho...Chotto matte yo Sakura - ChaN!!!!" yelled Naruto with his hands outstretched, Sakura cracks her knuckles.
"Stole Sasuke's first kiss ...." She repeated angrily, "Sasuke's first kiss!!!!!"
"IT was an ACCIDENT!!!" he yelled for his last defense. Then the girls moved in for the kill.
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"How troublesome" said Shikamaru as he took up the seat right next to a bloody battered Naruto, who had his head down on the table.
"What did you get yourself into this time?" asked Shikamaru with a weary sigh.
"I don't want to to talk about it" Naruto grumbled. 'where the hell is the teacher when you need him! geez! Damn you Kakashi for always being late!' thought Naruto bitterly.
"Here you go, Naruto, a request from Shikamaru to Naruto" said Chouji as he walked by Naruto's desk and set a cup ramen, which the three minutes was already up, with a pair of chopsticks.
In a flash, Naruto springs up into a sitting position with all his wounds all magically healed. He grabbed the chopsticks, "ITADAKIMAAAAAASU!!!!" He shouted gleefully and gorged himself into the ramen. He fiercely slurped and drained it's soup like no tomorrow. It seemed like only three seconds had passed, and Naruto placed the empty cup down. "GOUCHISOUSAMA DESHITA!!!!" he yelled with content and happiness. (Shikamaru and Chouji sweatdropped).
"THANKS SHIKAMARU! THANKS CHOUJI!" he shouted, and gave Shikamaru a friendly hug.
"How troublesome" he said, bowing his head a little to conceal a blush. Chouji snorted and walked away.
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Sakura patted down her straight pink hair. She made sure everything was neat. Her black jacket, white blouse and a dark grey skirt. She smoothed out her skirt some more and sat at a bench with a bentou box at hand. Waiting for Sasuke, hoping to catch him when he was going to his secret lunch spot. Right on cue, she spots the dark haired heartthrob.
"SASUKE-KUN!" she cried happily and raced towards him. One glance, and Sasuke turns and begins to walk the other way.
"MOU! SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!" Sakura whined and pursued after him.
She turned the corner and then crashed into somebody. "Sorry!" she said without stopping, and ran off after Sasuke.
'Stupid Sasuke, Stupid Sakura' thought Naruto grumpily "Two times!" he said outloud, "Two fricken times I crashed into someone in just one day!!!". This time, he had torn his pants on the corner when Sakura had crashed into him. 'What a crappy day... what a crappy LONG day, first I was kissed by a guy, and if fate had it, it HAD to be Sasuke, I've been beaten into a pulp by a herd of girls, and now I've been practically mowed down by Sakura ... geez ... Can this day get any worse?!'
"Hello" greeted a hallow voice, "Uzumaki Naruto"
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Meanwhile ........
Itachi stretched all over the floor on the highest rooftop in school. His black uniform jacket's buckles were unbuckled and dangled useless at his sides. His white shirt were opened exposing his fine built. Books scattered everywhere with its pages flipping along with the cool refreshing breeze. He looked up at the slightly cloudy but nonetheless clear blue sky. He took long drags of his cigarette and slowly released the smoke through his nose and mouth.
As of hearing approaching footsteps, he sits up and raises an eyebrow at the approaching figure. It was Kakashi.
Kakashi wore an ordinary black suit, with his white shirt all nice and tucked in, and had a red tie. He also wore a black face mask covering from the bridge of his nose all the way to his collarbone. And his wild bushy silver hair fell to his left side and covered his left. Itachi stood up and was about to fix up his clothing, until Kakashi's hand interrupted him. Kakashi leaned in. His face hovered above Itachi's face. He inhaled, and visibly crinkled his nose. "You've been smoking again" He said disapprovingly. Before Itachi could make a smug rmeark. Kakashi placed his cloth covered mouth over Itachi's. Kakashi's hand snaked it's way to Itachi's stomach. With sinuous movements he gradually lowered his hands. Before he could reach below the bellybutton. Itachi took a step back.
"You fucken pervert" Itachi said with a smirk. Kakashi smiled, and playfully tugged on Itachi's ponytail.
"Get back to class" He said
"I shouldn't I be saying that to you, don't you have a class?" Itachi retorted, as he fixed up his clothings, and picked up his books. "jya ne" Itachi said and he gave Kakashi a quick peck on the lips, and exited out the door.
Moments later, Iruka appeared from the doorway. looking not too pleased.
"Kakashi................" he whispered, with the wind dramatically ruffling their hair as they stood before each other.
