Author's Note: If you read the last Authors note, you would know that this story may/may not be continued from here. As of right now it is completed! The ideas come and go though. So feel free to review and let me know what you think! I love reviews. They make me happy, like the awesome-ness is over whelming.
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Today I went on Mystery Seeker and asked what my mission was. It said that I must pretend to be a rabbit and hop around the room and tell no one. My grandmother thinks I am insane and my dogs are still barking at me.. MLIA
The Slytherin boys sat around the common room.
"Draco! We're bored." Gregory Goyle complained. Crabbe nodded, agreeing one-hundred percent.
"Does it look like I care?"
Blaise spoke up, "I'm with Crabbe and Goyle with this one, we should do something exciting."
Draco shot a glare at him, "Like what?"
"Duh! Draco, my home-boy, my main man, my second in command, my best friend, let's play a game."
"Please, don't call me any of those things ever again."
Theodore Nott looked at the group, "When I visited my cousin, in the muggle world, they had this thing called a computer. My cousin got on and pressed buttons on something called a keyboard. He kept on saying 'Whats my mission?' Eventually a mission came back, and he had to do it. We could, I don't know, give each other missions and if the person doesn't succeed they could be transfigured or something like that. Right ferret?"
"I wanna play!" Blaise stood up from where he was sitting by the fire excitedly.
"Isn't this like the muggle truth-or-dare you tried to get us to play, except without the truth part? Filthy muggles. I don't know how you can be near them." Malfoy snipped.
"Are you playing or not, ferret?" Blaise asked Malfoy. Amongst the group of friends, (well no they weren't friends, Slytherin's just consisted of leaders, followers, and acquaintances) they taunted Malfoy about his experience with Mad-Eye Moody and being turned into a ferret.
"Don't call me that, you swine!" Malfoy shouted before adding on, "Fine I guess I'll play." All the boys looked to Nott, expecting a first set of instructions.
"Malfoy, you can go first. Say 'What's my mission?'."
"What's my mission?" Draco repeated.
Theodore thought to himself, before explaining the a confused Goyle that the mission has to be funny and entertaining.
He snapped his fingers, finally having an idea "Go down to the Great Hall and hop around like a rabbit. Pretend to be a rabbit. Don't tell anyone what your doing, if anyone says anything to you go just say 'hippity hop, hippity hop.'"
"What? I'm not doing that!"
"Then I get to transfigure you, I can make a pretty convincing ferret."
"No fine! I accept my mission!" Malfoy jumped up and exited the common room. He strutted down to the Great Hall, the other boys in tow giggling already. The boys scattered across the room, all except Draco who got down on all fours and began to hop around the room.
Some students saw what was going on a started laughing, a small circle gathered around the hopping Draco.
"What is going on here!" Snape stormed up, tossing students aside just to get to the center of the circle to find Draco.
"Mr. Malfoy! What are you doing?"
Draco began to stand up before a still laughing Blaise muttered something about, "not wanting to fail the mission', 'ferrets', and 'hippity hop'.
Draco looked up to the scowling teacher, and continue to hop while saying to him, "Hippity hop, hippity hop."
