I'm back! Before we get started again, PLEASE, and I can't stress this enough, IGNORE the K+ rating. I had no idea what the ratings meant at the time, and my mother

got all mad about the mating thing, so please ignore it, for i will never, ever do it gain in this story, I swear. This should be rated M or T, and I was an idiot. so, just ignore

everything having to do with...that. Anyway, surprised? Leela is a tyrannosaurus rex!


Hermecephalus, Bendactyl, and Farnsesaurolophus stood frozen in terror at the sight of Leelasaurus rex, but Fryceratops was looking at her for another reason. To him,

this 30 foot tall, 50 foot long monster was a thing of beuty. He looked up at her long, purple ponytail and her single, glowing eye. Leelasaurus rex was also glaring at

Fryceratops, but for a very different reason; Leelasaurus HATED Fryceratops. Whenever she went out hunting, she saw him there. She had tried to kill him many, many

times, but he always escaped. Oftentimes her food got away because HE distracted her. This time, she would't screw up.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!" Bendactyl shouted at the top of his lungs. Leelasaurus rex roared again, and the herbivores, including Fryceratops, ran

for their lives, and Leela charged right after them. She went after Farnsesaurolophus, who was frantically running and screaming.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH! I'm too old to die!" he screamed. Leela was about to snap his spine with her monstrous jaws, but suddenly, Hermecephalus charged and

rammed into the carnivore, knocking her to the ground. She stood up and roared at the strong herbivore, who growled back, and swung his clubbed tail at the predator,

just missing her. Enraged, Leelasaurus clamped her jaws onto Hermecephalus's neck, but thankfully Hermecephalus's armored hide protected him from harm. He shoved

Leelasaurus rex off of him and she slammed into a tree. She snarled, but then saw Fryceratops attempting to hide in a bush. Her anger aroused, she ran over and tore

through the shrubbery with her razor-sharp teeth and exposing Fryceratops.

"Umm..hi!" he said stupidly. Leela roared and chased him through the trees as Fryceratops screamed like a fool. Bendactyl was flying overhead, just managing to keep up

with the stampeding dinosaurs.

"*Pant!* *pant!*, Don't worry Fryceratops! *pant!* I'll save you!" he then hurled a very large coconut at Leelasaurus rex. It hit her right on the back of the head. She

turned and snarled at the pterosaur, looking away just long enough for Fryceratops to scramble behind a cluster of giant ferns, concealing him. Leelasaurus looked around

for her prey, but couldn't see him. She searched through the foliage, coming awefully close to where Fryceratops was hiding. He would have been discovered and torn to

peices, had his faithful best friend not descended and yelled, "Hey, carnivore! Bite my scaly dino ass! Also, you're fat!" Leelasaurus rex was not at all happy.

"How dare you!" she aggressivly roared at the flying reptile. "I maintain a healthy weight of 7 tonnes and 9,000 kilograms! You've got some nerve calling me fat! Perhaps

I will bit your scaly dino ass!" she lunged at Bendactyl, who frantically flapped higher into the trees.

"I didn't mean it literally!" He shouted. Leelasaurus then snapped the tree trunk in half with one bite of her jaws, but Bendactyl was too slow to fly away in time. He fell

from his perch and landed right in front of Leela's gigantic foot. She raised her foot to step on him, but suddenly, Fryceratops charged out of his hiding place to his friend's

rescue.

"HEY! Leave him alone! It's me you want!" he yelled. Leelasaurus narrowed her eye in hatred as she turned to look at him.

"You." she manacingly said.

"RUN FRYCERATOPS!" Bendactyl screeched. Fryceratops immediatly broke into a run, with Leelasaurus rex right on his tail. Fryceratops ran as fast as he could,

never looking back. He was tiring fast, as his kind wasn't built to run. Suddenly, Leelasaurus leaped onto his back and caused him to crash into the dirt. He moaned in

pain as he pushed himself up, but he was suddenly pushed down by a huge, purple foot. Leelasaurus rex stood over him, forcing him to the ground with her strong leg as

she leaned in to sink her fangs into Fryceratops's hide. Suddenly, Leelasaurus was pelted with rocks from behind. She turned to face her assailent, and saw that it was

Bendactyl, Kifoolasuchus, and Farnsesaurolophus. "Get off him, you 10-ton Mezazoic meatbag!" yelled Bendactyl.

"I told you, I only weigh 7 tonnes!" Leelasaurus screamed, but it baught Fryceratops just enough time to stand back up and run for it. Leelasaurus snarled in anger as her

prey got away, and chased after him again. As they disappeared among the foliage, Hermecephalus arrived with Amydon, Cubert, and Dwight riding on him.

"Quick! Get on my back." he said. "We'll head 'em off at the ravine!" the other dinosaurs climbed onto their larger friend, who then raced off in the direction their friend

had gone. Fryceratops had run out of the forest and into a dry ravine, with Leelasaurus rex hot on his tail. Fryceratops quickly tried to climb up the other side, but

Leelasaurus rex grabbed his tail in her teeth and threw him against the opposite side of the ravine with incredible strenght. Fryceratops winced with pain as his back was

badly bruised, but once he opened his eyes he realized he had far bigger troubles. Leelasaurus rex was stomping directly towards him. She was very angry now.

"Why is it that whenever I go hunting, YOU'RE always there every time?!" she yelled in rage. "I always see your grinning little face no matter where I am or what I

threaten to do to you! Is this some kind of game to you!? Am I just some dinosaur that you enjoy peeping at?! Well, I hate it! And I hate you! Now, I can smell a

wounded Muttaburosaurus around here somewhere, and when I'm done ripping it's throat out, YOU had better be gone, or so help me, I will do things no self-respecting

carnivore should ever do to it's prey, to you! UNDERSTAND!?"

"Y-y-yes-s!" Fryceratops squeaked in horror. Leelasaurus just snorted and stomped away. Cries of terror and ripping flesh followed shortly after. Fryceratops quickly

scrambled into the trees and didn't stop until he accidently crashed into Hermecephalus, sending the others on his back flying.

"What the hell, mon?! Why'd ya do dat for?" Hermecephalus said.

"Oww, my back. Also, my appendix. I think it might be failing." Farnesaurolophus moaned.

"Shmeez, man! What the shmell is going on?" Amydon said in shock.

"Sorry, everyone." Fryceratops apologized. "I was just trying to get away before Leelasaurus rex turned me into lunchmeat."

"Well, the important thing is that she did not. You really must give up this crazy obsession with her." Kifoolasuchus very seriously said. It's clear that you love Leelasaurus

rex, but it is much more clear that she doesn't love you back. The exact opposite, in fact!" as Kifoolasuchus said this, a sullen look spread across Fryceratops's face. He

knew that Leelasaurus hated him, but he loved her, more than any dinosaur could love another. Nothing would ever change that, but it seemed like only a distant dream.

"Hey, knock it off, Kifoolasuchus! Let Fryceratops dream! We all know how much he loves Leela, and how tragically hopeless his love is!" Bendactyl yelled, albeit

insultingly. Fryceratops's frown merely widened, and he turned and strolled sadly away. "Oh, great. See what you did, Kifoolasuchus? Now Fryceratops is heartbroken."

as the pterosaur and the amphibian argued, Fryceratops walked away sadly into the trees. He knew that the only dinosaur he truly loved wanted him dead, but he just

couldn't let go. He loved Leelasaurus rex, and was determend to one day prove it, but how? Whenever he tried to speak to Leelasaurus like a civilized dinosaur, she got

angry and tried to kill him. Fryceratops sighed. He just needed to be alone for a while, so he walked off in the diection of the lake.

That evening...

"..AND THAT CONCLUDES THE VALLEY NEWS AT SUNSET. TOMMOROW'S STORY: ARE THE HERBIVORES GETTING BRAVER? AN

ALLOSAURUS WITH A BUSTED RIBCAGE SAYS YES. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE." Morbosaurus bellowed from the top of the rocky hill at the center of the

valley, so loud that everyone could hear. Fryceratops wasn't listening. He was sitting by the lake shore by himself, watching fish and shrimp swim in the water in front of

him. He was lonely. He then heard the flapping of small wings, but he didn't look up. It was Bendactyl.

"Hey, buddy." he said as he landed near his friend's head. "How's it going?" Fryceratops just sighed and looked away. A frown grew on Bendactyl's face. "C'mon, man.

Don't be so upset. Kifoolasuchus didn't know what he was saying. It's not you who's the problem, it's Leelasaurus! It's not your fault she was born an apex predator, it's-"

"It doesn't matter what Kifoolasuchus said." Fryceratops suddenly interrupted. "It's obvious that I have no common sense. I try to make a romantic gesture towards

Leelasaurus rex, she threatens to kill me, and I still keep doing it! I'm clearly just some idiot lizard with a brain the size of a pea." Bendactyl hated seeing his best friend so

distraught.

"Don't berate yourself like that, Fryceratops. Why don't we head down to the Slurm swamp. A big drink o' that sludge always cheeres you up." he said.

"Can't." Fryceratops lamented. "That big toad thing is hogging up the whole quagmire again. Gosh, I hate him."

"Hey! I'll bet Leelasaurus rex goes to the Slurm swamp too sometimes, so she must hate that giant toad too! I think you guys just might have something in common!"

Bendactyl said with great excitment. Fryceratops just groaned.

"Please, why would a ladysaur like her ever drink from a slimy, gross place like the Slurm swamp? I don't have anything in common with Leelasaurus rex, and I never

will. Maybe I should just give up."

"HEY! Never, ever give up! No matter how fruitless your efforts seem, never give up, and never give in." Bendactyl said. "If you give up on something you feel is

important once, you'll give up on everything in the future, and you'll waste your entire life. You can't let that happen, and I won't let you let yourself..do..that, or

something. The point being, don't give up on Leelasaurus rex. You love her, and if the time I spent with that Eudimorphodon meant anything, it's that love is powerful, and

not to give up, I think."

"Thanks, Bendactyl. That was a very emotional speech." Fryceratops said, his hopes rising.

"See? Everything's better, all thanks to me, Bendactyl." at that moment, Zoid-ypterid crawled out of the lake in front of the dinosaur friends.

"Hello, reptiles." he said. "You there, pterosaur. I belive you owe me a fish, seeing as you plundered one from my claws earlier this morning."

"I thought I told you to bite my scaly dino ass!" Bendactyl angrily replied. Zoid-ypterid was quickly angered.

"How dare you, reptile! My kind have been scuttling throughout land and sea long before your kind first developed spines! Now I will cut you!" Zoid-ypterid tried to shred

Bendactyl's wings with his claws, but was met by a very angry roar from Fryceratops.

"Hey! Leave Bendactyl alone!" he yelled. "I could crush your outer exoskeleton right now if I wanted to! So get out!"

"Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" Zoid-ypterid squealed as he scuttled back into the water.

"Wew! Thanks for saving my ass back there, pal." Bendactyl said to Fryceratops.

"No problem, Bendactyl. Say, let's go to the Slurm swamp. I'm in the mood for a drink, and I think somebody needs to be taught a little lesson."

"Now THERE'S the Fryceratops I know!" Bendactyl laughed. The two friends headed off in the direction of the Slurm swamp. Little did they know, so was Leelasaurus

rex.


Well? How was that? I love this story, and I'm sure all U others will. Anyway, I'd like to send a big tank-you out to TheAnnoyingAlien, the first to reveiw on this fic. So,

Tank-you, TheAnnoyingAlien. Bon Voyage, others! 4-now.