Prompt Card: _; kid-tested, mother approved
Answer: Passive-aggressive Post-it notes
Ship: Hijirikawa Masato x Jinguji Ren
Author: Madison (gaylord)
Hey Choppy, I left you dinner in the fridge. Have 2 work today. P.S. Like your hair ;P - Ren
The note had no real ill-intentions, but Masato was not having any shit tonight. Niitori had begged him to read him stories to bed and he was tired.
Hey Barbie, my hair is fabulous. Y did u leave for work so early today? U know the kid kept me up. P.S. When did you last get your hair cut?
- Masato
Masato had no reason to take his exhaustion out on Ren, but he had to get some release, right? He decided to leave more of the notes around the house.
Blondie, you see this laundry? Yeah I'm not going to do it. Do it or no sex. - Masato
You left your Nair on my sink. Get it the fuck off or you'll wake up bald. Why were you using it over my sink anyway? - Masato
Jingle bells, your ass smells, scrub that shit up good or pain. - Masato
Niitori has lice. Probably because of your long-ass locks, Twinkles Toes - Masato
Don't forget your protein shake. Don't wanna lose that #modelstatus. You better drink it- my blood sweat and tears went into it. Quite literally.
- Masato
Masato had written quite a few notes before he heard a crashing sound and a panicked "Niitori!".
Masato walked over to the kitchen, finding his son sitting on the floor with tears brimming his eyes. Ren was crouched on the ground, speaking to Niitori.
"Niitori, what have we told you about you climbing things taller than you?" Ren asked.
"To not to..?"
"Good. Why were up there anyway?"
"I wanted to read the notes that Daddy and Mommy were having."
Masato turned his eyes to the fridge. Below the note he had left for Ren, there was one tiny note.
Nice notes. Let's sex ;) - Mommy
"Mommy, what does sex mean?"
Coming up next time:
Prompt Card: _. Betcha just can't have one!
Answer: Waking up half-naked in Denny's parking lot.
Ship: Aijima Cecil x Ichinose Tokiya
Author: Sophieee
