What if…
By: Shinda-Shikai
Edited by: Dragondancer81
-Back when Danzo was putting the seal on Sasayaki's tongue-
"Closer, 737-A."
Oh, how I hate him.
I forced back a grimace as I took another step closer, easily within arm's reach of the slimy bastard.
Was he going to hit me? Was I getting punished for something? Was it because he was scared of my influence in this world already?
"Look up and open your mouth."
I glared at him.
No. I would not be ordered around like this. All that training had made me strong, stronger than ever, and I would not let him push me around any further.
"No," I snarled.
Danzo, for a single moment, looked shocked. Obviously this wasn't the answer he had been expecting. But then his face once more turned cold and hard like his heart. For he was a being of pure evil; evil villains had no ulterior motive other than to destroy, destroy, destroy!
"I do not tolerate disobedience. I will give you one last chance, 737-A. Come closer."
I was strong. The torturous training I had been through ensured that.
I shot forwards so fast, Danzo didn't even have time to react. I landed a punch on his face, and his head snapped back. Then I hit him again, and again. He was no match for my legendary skills.
"Secret kekkei-genkai!" I screamed. "Reveal yourself!"
Suddenly memories flowed into my head, I could feel my mind expand- drawing in explanations. Showing me everything I needed to know about my kekkei genkei in order for the kekkei genkei's sudden appearance to make sense. My ultimate weapon, the sharingan I had been training in secret with activated. It wasn't a natural Sharingan, of course. I'd had to steal it from Itachi, and since he was only the strongest character in the world it had been easy to beat him. Then all I'd needed to do was kill one of the kids I'd forced myself to befriend in Root in order to activate Mangekyou.
"Amaterasu!" I screamed, sending the Dumbledore of Naruto down in a writhing ball of black flames.
He didn't get any screen time fighting, of course, because that would have made me look weaker. No, I'd practically one-shot him.
And now, I would take over Root and save the world! I would use my awesome therapy-no-jutsu to give all the Root members their personalities back, and we would form a loyal band that would save everyone because I was the leader! After this I would marry Naruto- I was a much better choice than Hinata anyway. We would rule the world and together we would have 33 babies.
"Mary-sue no jutsu complete."
"Wait! But Sasayaki- I am your father!"
