It was a dark and stormy night (just like any other scary movie). Thick raindrops fell upon Fredward's unkempt hair as he paced the backyard. The thoughts of his family were buzzing in his head.
Valice can be such a fruitloop!
UG!! Who left my hospital blood bags all over the floor!?
2+2 is fish
HELP ME!! Please someone! I've been left out here all alone in the rain with no food or shelter and I'm gonna die because no one loves me anymore and I'm about to be deprived of oxygen!
This was a different voice that Fredward had- BONK! Fredward fell on the ground partially unconscious.
UG! He thought I hate that stupid tree!
The cries kept streaming out of this anonymous head. Valice came outside running towards Fredward!
"Oh my goodness Fredward! Are you okay?" Valice placed Fredward's head on her knees.
"MAKE IT STOP! We must find the source of that mysterious screaming." Fredward blew Valice's feather boa out of his mouth then sat up and ran. Ran faster then any vampire has-CRASH! Man! Not again.
"Stupid tree," Fredward said aloud.
Fredward heard someone giggle. He looked all around him but couldn't find the source of the laughing. Then he looked dawn at his feet. There was a little girl about three years old.
Oh! What am I supposed to say? Fredwardthought. I know! This always cheers Fremmett up. He crouched down on his knees and spoke to the child.
"You smell like a cheeseburger so…I'm gonna eat you!" Fredward smiled showing his big and bright teeth. The girl's eyes opened wider than he'd ever seen on anyone before (dead or alive).
"You IDIOT!" Valice yelled coming in behind him. "Shh…don't cry." She picked up the little girl and started to rock her. "So, what's your name?" She asked.
"Della!" Fredward said reading her mind. He continued to smile his stupid smile.
"How does he know my name? Who are you?" Della tried to get out of Valice's arms but, of course, she couldn't.
"Fredward! You're scaring her! Let's take her home and show the family."
I'm sorry but this isn't a good chapter. I promise it will get better and funnier I just didn't have a lot of time this weekend!
