He started out as a humble adventurer in Axel.
His gift was alchemy. Before he came here, he was very good in chemistry, he can mumble out hard-to-pronounce chemical formula after sipping certain drug.
… And lived long enough to see American busting the factory and opened fire.
And now he's in other world, wearing Middle Age clothing and sleeping in different inn every night.
He had just sent Aqua back to her owner. Apparently, the owner was desperate looking for her.
There she was, pouting her mouth as she sees him walking about.
Nevertheless, he reckoned he will not meet her in any time's moment.
Still got quests to complete, X walked to guild hall for same purpose as everybody else.
He took one particular post and was about to head off.
But another tuck on his shirt set him off. As he turned around, it's another lady with a bit of revealing clothes.
Her black hair and red eyes were prominent and one of a kind. Her breasts were stuck out front, and its end covered.
He knew this one. Wait, isn't that one supposed to be shorter and less…
"I… I want to take that… quest!"
X took one look to that poster he just torn off the post. Then he looked back on her.
"Do you want to take this quest too?" he asked.
Without words, she shook her head.
He remembered the smaller one with her powerful ballistic power. It's like nuclear bomb.
Crimson Magic Clan.
Their weird names and fifth grade syndrome were affront to their true capability.
As reports go on, their village clashed with Demon King. The village won hard against their forces. No casualty at all. One sided massacre in form of destructive magic coming from the villages most people regard as 'maniac'.
He was not profound in arcane art, but he could feel it. This girl must be also as same as that little one.
"I suppose I could use some backups," he informed his intention of having her tag along.
The girl's crimson eyes glowed. "Really? Thank you so much!" her expression lighted. "I'll do my best to help!"
Both of them wandered off Axel for one hour. Throughout the journey, this person named Yunyun kept fidgeting.
Her personalities seemed to be off. It's not like what he read in report about Crimson Magic clan.
"They are so weird… Their hand motion to introduce themselves are so embarrassing," Yunyun explained to him while walking.
"But I heard your clan's magic purged a lot of Demon armies, and I heard you're one of those who helped defeating Sylvia, a chimaera who is also a Demon King's General. That's no small feat."
If there's anything he could say about this girl, he couldn't helped but impressed with her various type of magic, in which she demonstrated it a few times before then.
"Really? I thought it was just small matter."
"I don't think so, Yunyun. To be honest, I don't think I would stand a chance against demon king or even his armies."
"May I ask, are you an adventurer?"
"Was. Now I'm an alchemist."
He revealed his conveyor belt. A lot of empty and filled vials strapped at every side of his belt. A sight of this thing made Yunyun said "Wow! Amazing!"
Her shoulder shuddered. She looked to one part, and turned to him. "Can you… Do you have a potion that can help me make friends?"
Poor girl.
He thought to himself.
Now he remembered this one. The one named Yunyun, who's popular for wandering Axel alone and people kept ignoring him. Her sense of normality exceeded that small one, but somehow, it's that reason why people don't have any clue of who she is.
"Maybe. I'll try looking for one after we're done with this quest," he replied to her. It was a false hope, though.
Alchemy is mysterious, but he knew already every pages in this tome. None of them showed potion that "helps people make friends".
But who wouldn't say no for someone giving that pitiful face, asking for help?
I guess I could slack some time. Wait…
He remembered Heaven Devil.
Once again, the alchemist's devious smile spread wide.
"Sir?"
His naughty thought broken by soft call coming from Yunyun.
"Oh, sorry! I was just thinking things."
"Is it about potion of making friends?" she asked.
Damn the girl.
But it's time to make way for better solution.
"I think, I may have created one before."
Their showdown on grassy plain was of great display.
Under the breezy blue sky with little trees, a huge manticore crawled its way, roaring at its opponent.
One had his bracelet laced with metallic thingy. It's like a katar.
Another one had been pressing it hard with lightning magic. The bolt hurt it, but it still stand firm.
Its wings spread wide, and its scorpion barbed tail rattled.
As it about to charge, X pulled off a test tube from his belt and hurled it like hand grenade.
The tube broke on floor, and fume came out.
Pungent smell coming from that tube made it spin aimlessly.
"Now's the chance!" he shouted to Yunyun.
"Yes! Light of saber!"
Her lightning strike hit critical part, and the manticore split off.
Wiping off sweat, he showed her a thumb.
"Good job!"
"Hehehe, thank you very much," her smile was so warm, he was about to give second thought of administrating his Heaven Devil.
Don't change your option, he told to himself.
He approached the dead manticore with handkerchief on his mouth, pulling out its fang.
"What're you doing?" Yunyun asked. "Ah, are you planning to make that potion with this ingredient?"
"No. I'm taking this because I like the fang so much."
"Oh," Yunyun replied, sounding disappointed after hearing his real intention.
"Let's go back and call it a day."
It was a lie.
He did want to make something from that fang, but he wouldn't say it to her.
Reflecting to what happened last night, he realized that he does not have high stamina when it comes long term performance.
He pumped out thrice, and he was already on verge of destruction amid fun.
The arch priest was still vigilant, and kept pestering him till he dropped.
Manticore fang, according to tome, had property that enhance 'night battle'.
His purpose of taking killing manticore quest was actually not for nothing.
And so, he spent a few days in a hut not far from Axel, doing scientific stuffs. Crucibles and boiling tubes stood on a small table, and he had to squat and sometimes sitting with legs crossed while doing his work.
One manticore fang was already enough for the whole testing. He should have ripped the whole jaw from it, because he had ran out of materials.
He needed more manticore fangs. He already exhausted one for a few failed attempts.
This brought him off to distant part outside Axel, where according to people, manticores frequently go around this place.
Armed with sharp blade materialized from liquid iron, X faced manticore and came back completely banged up. Lucky for him, he knew how to make simple health potion.
And so, the experiment continued, but to no avail.
My professor would be disappointed to see me like this.
He thought to himself.
His desire of humping yet another girl was somehow impeded with this little conquest of his.
He knew he could just get on with it and press the 'night attack', forget about the damn stamina potion.
But he valued performance and virtue of alchemy.
And so, he continued.
Another few days later, he came with nothing but torn off clothes.
He became an object of new sight among populace. Two weeks in seclusion, and his clothes were barely even there.
All accounted to manticores. He ripped some clothes too just to help him carry the mixture. All crucibles of his have broken into pieces because of potent mixture.
Seriously, am I making acid or what?
As he walked shamelessly across the street, something peculiar caught his interest.
The girl with half-exposed breast and red crimson eyes came running for him.
"X!" She called out from front.
It's good to have someone greeting you warmly when you return from long day. Days.
"What happened to you?!" her concerned expression went all over her face.
"I'm fine. It's alright," he replied while trying to block off her arms that tried to observe his tattered clothes.
"I just need some times to recover. Say, Yunyun, we should meet later."
"Sure, no problem. Is this about the potion that I humbly requested for you?"
Once again, her striking, yet very sad request made him thinking.
But it's for all or nothing at all.
His potion must work.
This venture must better work.
But first he needs new clothes.
"I'll come meet you in two hours," he proposed to her, while trying to tuck in his tattered attire.
"O…Okay set! I'll wait here until you come back."
"No, there's no need to wait now. Just do whatever you want, and come to that inn over there in two hours, okay?"
It's the same inn he had moments with a certain priest not long ago.
"Understood. I will come back in two hours. Please, take your time!" Yunyun spoke to him while bowing her head before leaving him off to himself.
"Okay, time to suit up."
His conveyor belt still strapped around his waist. Half of it had white-colored test tubes hung, while another were red-colored ones. These few days were real life-threatening situations for him.
For this reason, this better damn work, he convinced himself before heading to certain raiment store.
There he was, donned with better attire of passers-by. His knapsack was the only adventurer-like thing he had with him. The conveyor belt was out of use for now, kept safely inside this knapsack of his.
It no ordinary knapsack. It has endless storage, thanks to certain magic shop he met long ago. He still used it, even though its quality and durability deteriorate over time of adventuring. It's where he kept his potions and poisons too. Convenience in one go, said that lady shopkeeper.
Post lamps lighted the pavement at night, producing very ambient environment for another 'night battle'. He gripped a potion he dubbed as 'Heaven Devil', wishing whole new different experience beside a priest.
But as he was on go…
"Ah, there you are!"
X changed his course to another, and he saw a blue-haired woman with pink raiment.
Her pace became faster, and so was he, away from her.
"Hey, where are you going?" Aqua shouted from afar, but X paid no heed.
In order to keep that night long, the woman demanded too much of drinks. Thanks to that, he showed up in his open air lab with very cheap crucible and alchemical apparatus.
Even his tubes were second hand. Best to steer clear.
But the arch priest got him before he could go any further.
"Umm… Oh hey, Aqua? How're you doing?" X spoke in a hurry.
"I'm doing fine! I've been waiting here for you since a few days ago, but you're not around. Where were you?"
Her tone was very different. She seemed to be like someone who couldn't wait any time longer to meet somebody she hold affection to.
Damn, just how strong this Heaven Devil is anyway?
He could have just dispel the effect and get away with this before his money runs out for alcohol.
Strange enough, arch priest like her is still in this state. It's like Heaven Devil is just too potent.
I guess I should just give her the antidote and scram…
His arms were tucked by her. Aqua, the arch priest of Axis, wrapped her arms around him, and said, "I've been waiting here since a few nights ago. I want to do it again."
He gulped by that verdict.
"That sounds good, but…"
"Really? Oh, I expect you will say that. Hurry and get this heat off me!"
X's eyes were like he was watching a horror movie.
His sight caught on Aqua's underneath. Something's dribbling down from that short skirt.
Holy shit.
With no time to waste, he dragged her hands to other inn at other side of the town. Aqua followed him from behind, having her hand held tightly.
This is way beyond worse!
If Kazuma Satou knew of this, I'll be done.
The man has reportedly used unconventional methods to outdone his objectives. Everybody he defeated were defeated in very strange manner, some were brutal.
If he knew that I had drugged his most important comrade, I'm dead meat!
Not to mention, Yunyun's another crimson friend who would go explosive and will lay waste on me.
That crusader reportedly crack skulls of certain creatures and still can get go despite being beaten by monsters.
These are fates that he should go for.
For now, time to dispel the effect of Heaven Devil!
At last, they reached the inn. In a rush, he tossed a huge of coins to innkeeper and sped off to room before the innkeeper could say a word.
Aqua was still on his stead.
Tossing her off to bed, Aqua's breath intensified.
"Oh my, are you going to go beast on me tonight? I'm fine with that…"
"Stop it!" X pleaded.
He remembered warning part of Heaven Devil page.
Effect can last as long as eternity, as long as the affected still have the urge.
Just how large urges do this arch priest have anyway?
He hurriedly opened his knapsack and offered her a tube containing yellow liquid.
"Oh, a sake?"
"Yes, sake! Just drink it already!"
"Don't mind if I do!" and she went bottoms up.
The antidote he believed to cure even the worst demonic curse, was chugged down in one second. The taste was exactly like normal alcohol.
As it all in, Aqua exhaled, and spew out yellow gas from her mouth.
X looked at her, expecting and wishing something good from that.
He heard loud sniffs, followed by sobs.
"Umm…" he was not sure what's going on.
"Aqua-san?" he asked.
"How long will I have to suffer this?"
He was expecting relief or sober, not tears.
"Umm… Aqua-san? Is something wrong?"
"Something wrong? You say something wrong? Everything is wrong!"
Her banter echoed across the room.
"I am supposed to be up there, lazing on seat! Not here! All of this messes account to that damn NEET!"
"What is going on? Who is this NEET you are talking about?"
"I'm talking about Kazuma! That guy! He brought me instead of everything else! What is wrong with that guy?!"
"Hey, calm down. I don't understand bits of what're you saying."
"I'm talking about Demon King Conquest! I was once sitting in afterworld, welcoming dead souls coming from Japan. My job was simply giving them a choice of weapon, and with that, they will use it to fight Demon King. That's just it!"
Her stiffened face continued further.
"But damn NEET Kazuma wished to bring me instead of everything else! Why the hell did he picked me? I'm not an item, god damn it!"
X stood there in disbelief, hearing her words.
Wait a minute.
"Aqua-san, could it be that Kazuma Satou is also one of those candidates sent here to defeat the Demon King?"
Her sniffing sound slowed down a bit. "Yes."
X smiled warmly to her.
"So am I."
He told her.
"I was from Earth too. I got into here thanks to certain goddess. My name is X, fellow adventurer who promised to defeat Demon King."
He introduced himself while prostrating before her.
"I always wonder if your immense magic was just coincidences. It appears your power rivals the goddess that sent me here too."
He placed his hand to hers.
"I may never see her again, but it relieves that I wasn't the only who came here for that purpose. I'm glad Kazuma too was one of us."
That's right.
He was lonely all these times.
The day he met his goddess in that room. She was so beautiful. She doesn't have blue hair, like this one.
Come to think of it, this Aqua fellow matched every description of a particular deity those Axis cultists worshipped on.
As someone hailing from other world, he knew from instinct this was her.
She is no mere Arch priest.
Like other magical items candidates brought with them, Aqua is not from here.
"I want to be by your side."
He said with eyes locked on her.
Aqua looked to him and bawled.
"I want to drink!"
"Argh!"
Two drinks later…
"It's been a while since I last get laid. Yours was the first."
"Really? I didn't know that."
"Goddesses are naughty. I may look like pure goddess, but with party skills, I can make the 'night battle' more entertaining."
The thought of having his meat stick spitting out pure water crossed his mind, and he nodded profusely.
"Not bad, X… By the way, why X? I thought human world supposed to have names longer than that."
"To be honest, I don't remember my name."
"That's strange. I thought candidates come here with their memories fully intact. Why yours different? Moreover, whose goddess that brought you here?"
X chuckled from hearing all those striking questions.
"I don't remember my goddess too. But she had striking resemblance off a famous superstar back in my place. Unfortunately, I don't know her name too."
"Really, you really are hopeless."
"Sorry about that, goddess."
He said meekly while scratching his nose.
"Thanks for that night. I really had fun with you. But…"
Her fingers crossed, indicating something untold.
"Aqua-sama?"
"If you would, how about we do it more often?"
"Wha…"
"Yes. I want sex. I think I like doing it with you."
X looked at her, wondering what kind of nonsense she blabbered of.
"You must be drunk."
"No, I'm not, you goddamn NEET, wait you're not Kazuma."
"I thought you have Kazuma Satou already! Why not pent out your desire on that guy?"
"You could say I wanted to, but… He… He didn't treat me like what people should do with goddess."
The goddess of water set her eyes to the night sky, overlooking from windows this room.
"Sometimes, I do want people to treat me as real goddess, despite how I act in this world."
"Well, you all are certainly the weirdest bunch ever. But that doesn't I didn't like it. Thanks to you people, a lot of dangers are averted, and Axel still stands despite too many rumors and threats coming from Demon King."
As he continued to banter, he reached her hand and landed a kiss.
"Kazuma Satou may not see you as the goddess as you should be, but I will always be. In honor for the goddess I may never meet again."
He backed off and came back with two glasses and a wine.
"A toast," he proposed.
Aqua gladly took one and hit it with his glass. The two of them drink.
"By the way, I know what you have putting into my drink."
X spat out wine that he had just about to enjoy.
"I am a goddess of water. I know what I put inside my mouth."
Looking down and feeling fear, his shaken voice said "I am sorry."
"Ah, don't worry. I don't mind too. I will let this slide, for now. In return…"
She faced him closer and whispered to his ear, "Do your best with me tonight."
As this progressed further, X put down the glass, pouncing the goddess to wooden floor.
"Gyaaa!" she bleated.
His face was real close to her.
"You should just leave this to Kazuma Satou."
"Your dick's bigger than that puny Excalibur."
"You will regret this."
"Take your shot, commoner."
And he darted his lips to her, initiating the action he was supposed to give to certain crimson magic girl in inn he stayed.
She moaned loudly as he undressed her and started squeezing her medium-sized breasts. "You really do like breasts, do you?"
As he got tired from caressing, he proceeded to even gutsier move. His mouth suckled hers nipples. Aqua-sama, the goddess of water and also the symbol of affection among the Axis Cultist, has trembled before the might of a mere commoner.
His combo of squeezing those mounds, plus his unending roll of tongue and teeth, was enough to make Aqua scream. Her scream was repetitive. "More!" she demanded.
Then his finger ran wildly. His fingers rubbed nether region one too many times. Her shaken body was evident to fact that she was not bluffing about anything she just said earlier.
A few minutes later, X stood up from a long work, watching the goddess on floor. There were nothing but cloudy eyes, and she was staring blankly to ceiling. Her breath was so heavy and he can hear it loud and clear.
"X…"
"Yes?"
"Please proceed."
"Ummm…"
"Hurry up!"
She widen her legs, showing him her most aching part. "I want to see your party trick," she asked.
At this point, even he was on his limit. His mast swell, ready to launch.
"Here I come. Lock and load!" he announced his arrival before jumping down to her, dick first.
"Aaaah…."
Like piston, he moved in quicker pace. Experience made him a better player with broader objective.
"Yes, I like it. You have improved…" Aqua moaned softly. "Ah, there… that's it, keep moving."
Like a goddess giving better counsel for her candidates, X did the best he could, driven with motivation.
Both her arms and legs constricted to him. He laid on top of her. Their skins touched, and things got faster and faster.
He freed himself forcefully, spreading wide her legs. He was about to attack from other angle.
"Ohhh, it's even better!" Aqua's voice became even more ecstatic, more excited.
"Not good, I'm going to…"
"Let it out. Fill me up with your seed."
"No, I can't…"
"Just do it!"
"Guhhhhh!"
Splash!
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!'
After releasing the load, X dropped down onto floor, panting heavily.
"Good performance… X…"
She said with shaken voice. The two of them were breathing so hard.
"Is that it?"
"I'm afraid so."
"You're no fun. Here, let me help you."
Aqua rose from her place, reaching him, and pointed her staff into his half-erection.
"Heal!"
With just one word, it came back standing again, much to his surprise.
"Holy shit!" he sounded in shock.
"This is a mere thing that even a goddess like me can do. So, I have done you a favor. Now, get going!"
Not only had he felt heaviness in his sac. He could get and move freely. Rejuvenation at its best.
"Don't think you will get away with this, Aqua-sama."
"Take your shot."
Five times later…
Their places have changed, from wooden floor to bed.
The scent of squid filled the air. X intended to close the window because neighboring inn patron could not take it.
After a yell, he closed the window. Now it's all smelly inside the room.
There she was, lying on bed. White semen splattered all over the place.
He was sweating too much. His right hand was busy rubbing viciously on the rod.
After filling that goddess four times, cum overflow from that shaft, and he decided to wrap it up.
His piston engaged. Like fountain, white stuff flew all over her body, and she screamed.
After that, he bent backward, laid back to floor.
"Aqua-sama… I think that's enough, I think we should just…"
He heard loud snore coming from Aqua.
Is she sleeping?
Well, perhaps it's time to move now.
As he busily suiting himself, something came to his mind.
His eyes opened wide like a vulture, for he forgot the very first important thing he should do four hours ago.
"Yunyun!" he uttered the name of a Crimson Magic woman.
