Raye: I can only put up with listening to my twin's whining for so long before I have to post another chapter. She's a BlaisexRon fan. –rolls eyes-
Allie: I didn't whine.
Raye: You whined you prat now shut up.
Allie: Fine.
Raye: Alright so I don't know how long this is gonna be or how many chapters I'm going to think of so this story will probably be slow to update…just assume I may not update and be pleasantly surprised when I do. This is kind of just all my crap writing that gets done between classes and before I go to work so it's way out of character but its fun to write.
Allie: How do we have any readers at all?
Raye: -glares-
Warnings: So out of character and filled with fluff you may gag.
Disclaimer: In the first chapter.
Marry, Kill, and Shag
Chapter 2
"Okay Ron it's your turn." Harry chuckled, "Your mum, Blaise Zabini, and Dean Thomas. Marry, kill, and shag."
"…Are you fucking kidding me?"
"No Ron I can assure you that I am not kidding you. You have to play now." Harry replied.
"But I'm straight."
Hermione snorted.
Ron glared.
"I call bull shite." Pansy replied, "There's no way."
"But..."
"You're stalling now Ron." Hermione smirked.
"Fine um…I guess…" Ron looked off to the side nervously, clearing his throat.
"Get on with it!" Pansy snapped.
"Kill mum, shag Dean, and marry Blaise." Ron finally gritted out.
Dean fell over on his side laughing. Blaise just stared.
"You happy now?" Ron asked, the tips of his ears burning red from embarrassment.
"Quite." Harry replied and Draco chuckled softly.
"Um well I guess it's Mione's-"
"Did you mean it?" Blaise asked.
"Huh?" Ron replied.
"Did you mean it or were you just picking the lesser of two evils?" Blaise said. Dean seemed to sober up pretty quickly now.
"Well I mean…" Ron fumbled for words, the blush spreading down his face and neck.
Blaise was next to him in seconds, his lips right next to Ron's ear, "Did. You. Mean. It?"
Ron gulped, "Blaise I-"
His words were cut off as Blaise pressed his lips to Ron's, silencing him. Blaise brought a hand around Ron's neck, holding him tight, making it impossible for the red head to escape. He pulled back after a few tense seconds of Ron not kissing back, "Ron I-" Ron quickly pressed his lips back to Blaise's, sliding his arms around the Italian's shoulders.
Hermione and Pansy cheered in the background and Draco and Harry just laughed.
The boys pulled back after a minute, both blushing and panting. "Go out with me?" Blaise asked, cocking his head to the side.
Ron nodded quickly before pulling Blaise into another kiss.
"And he said he was straight…" Pansy muttered.
