A/N: The following follows the plot of Cod Ghosts: Extinction mode. I don't own COD either.

"Back in the year 2047, the world was at its finest. A war had recently ended, technology was incredible, endless resources (solar, wind, bullshit, etc.) were what were mainly used and several worldwide treaties were being written." Said Silas.

"But then, there was a fateful day in an old province called Colorado. The sky was recently very red, although that was common considering that that was a region of tornados. Eventually, a huge meteor crashed into the earth that made a crater about 40 miles large. And that, was when the carnage started" Narrated Silas.

"Aliens sprang out of the crater and slaughtered the neighboring households. Colorado was lost. Eventually they sent a 4-man team to destroy hives and the master hive with a nuke. I was in that group; we had to use thousands of bullets, dozens of explosives, slaughtering about a thousand of them. We armed the nuke and got out of there, which destroyed the master hive." added Silas.

"Eventually they took over a research facility, which we took back; they took over an aircraft carrier, which we took back. After some time, two space shuttles were built to take off and save a few select scientists and soldiers. I was chosen to board one, considering how many missions I had been on to kill the aliens. But before I boarded one, one of the intelligent aliens, called an ancestor, hovered over to me and grabbed me by the neck. I feared for my life, but knowing I was a soldier, I remained calm and waited for the inevitable."

"Then something peculiar happened, he spoke to me in an ancient language which I could somehow understand. He said "Hmmm, perhaps you are different; perhaps you are stronger, braver and better than the others. Receive my gift of immortality from age." I was enveloped in a powerful blue energy and felt like I was immune to everything."

"He disappeared, and I boarded the shuttle. We were able to travel far and eventually reached a far off series of rocks, called the Kuiper belt, which is where the new settlements were constructed. And after a few centuries, we developed an extremely large bomb which we used to fire at the earth, killing the aliens and creating the giant crater. All of the other humans moved on to other star systems because the earth now has radiation from the bomb, but my curiosity took my heart back here, and I don't regret it."

Finn and Jake looked amazed at the story Silas told them.

"That- that's incredible, Spectre." Was all Finn could say.

"I'm terribly sorry, Silas but I need to get to my wife Lady Rainicorn and help out with our kids." Jake said as he got up.

"No problem, Finn do you wanna see my badass weapons cache?" Asked Silas.

"Hell yeah!" Shouted Finn.

"Alrighty, let's go!"

Jake waved goodbye and stretched through the window and off to Lady's house.

Finn and Silas walked upstairs to a hallway with 2 doors on the left and one at the end. Silas walked up to the wall on the right and whispered "Defense, salvation and greatness".

The wall folded away to reveal a large room about 50 square meters large with weapon racks in aisles and on walls.

"Oh...My…Glob." Finn said while gazing upon the walls filled with sniper rifles, marksman rifles, assault rifles, submachine guns, Combat knives, light machine guns, Rocket launchers, riot shields, shield generators, Armor vests, grenades, tomahawks, claymores, bouncing betties and a whole other bunch of shit he didn't recognize.

"Pretty cool ain't it?"

"This is incredible!"

"Usable in almost any situation. Want to see 'em tested?"

"Nah, according to PB, there is a fight in the arena at Wizard City, and I want to see it, but you need to be a mage to enter the city"

"Well maybe I can help you with that, let's go to the entrance and I'll deal with the guards. You got a disguise?"

"Yeah, at my treehouse"

"Then let's go" Silas said while walking out of the armory with some new Clothes and some trinkets.

The pair walked off towards Wizard City, stopping at the treehouse to get the disguise. After roughly 30 minutes, they reached the entrance to wizard city.

"Halt! Wizards on-"The two guards said before being shot by Silas.

"What the hey, man! Why'd you kill them?!"

"Don't worry, Finn, it was just a sleep dart"

"Oh, ok then. What are you going to do for a disguise?"

"This" Silas said as he pressed few buttons on laptop that he seemed to pull out of his vest. Next thing you know, Silas now looked like a classic necromancer.

"Hmm, okay then"

Silas and Finn walked into the city and watched the four-hour long arena fight. Afterwards they left the stadium and were stopped when they were at the exit.

"Halt! We know you are not true wizards! Prepare to become a flower! Bizmo bap relit-"

"What do we do now, Silas?!" Finn said anxiously.

"Clearly you have never heard of an escape plan" Silas said smugly.

Silas then pulled out the minigun he was carrying on his back, removing his disguise and mowed down the 5 wizards with a hail of bullets.

"Get to the entrance! I'll keep us covered!" Silas shouted.

The two were then sprinting to the exit of the city, with Finn cutting down the foes in front and Silas mowing down the targets on the sides and behind them. They were gaining ground and were nearly at the exit, which was guarded by many, many wizards.

"Ain't nobody got time for that!" Said Silas as he threw a C4 at the crowd and detonated it.

Eventually, they ran through and panted when they were out of range and sight.

"Well, in one day you've managed to piss off the entire Kingdom of Wizards."

"Well, they were dicks" replied Silas. "Besides, I have the power to destroy their entire City; after all, I do have extremely powerful weapons in orbit around the planet."

Silas decided to leave for now and bid adieu to Finn. It was sunset, so he decided to get some sleep.

At 3 in the morning, Silas heard a deafening chant outside his house.

"WHAT?! IT'S BLOODY 3 IN THE MORNING!"

"Silas Riles! By order of the Grand Master Wizard, you are ordered to be banished from this planet."

Silas took out his laptop and had a program loaded up.

"Trust me, you really do not want to do this, wizards"

"We shall! You must leave!"

Silas tapped the screen on a button that said Fire.

"You should have left while you had the chance" Silas said smugly.

3 seconds later, the missile touched down and turned the angry wizard crowd into ash.

"Welp. I'm going back to sleep"