Dsg: welcome to the first official truth or dare, hosted by none other than me, DemonSlayerGod.
Surya: so with the rules and guidelines out of the way. Let's begin!
Dsg: the first one is from Ocelot2000, he asked;
T: Sobin, do you have any siblings?
Sobin: I do, two in fact, an older brother and sister, but that's all I'm going to say.
Dsg: o...kay. Let's move on, next dare is from xxXGordonFreemanXxx;
Does Zeon has enough strength to take up the challenge of marrying Sequa?
DSG has been given one weapon, a crowbar and his powers are taken away, I dare him to use only the crowbar to attack 50 waves of zombies
Why does gamma and Blazzete always make out in a closet?
Zeon: I've already done it, and I am going to pull through with my decision, because I do in fact love Sequa.
*awws from audience*
Dsg: and I'll be right back after a mass slaughter of the undead. *grins evilly and teleports away*
*30 minutes later*
Dsg: man that was fun. Now let's move on…so Gamma and Blazzete, why do you always make out in a closet?
Gamma: well why not, it's secure and isolated.
Dsg: good point. So next dare is from Herobrian88;
D2: Have Surya, Cupa, Blazzete, Gamma, and Dsg go into a dark room inside a castle and try to get out of the place (it's just like Amenesia might have spelled it wrong])
T1: Do you know Pewdiepie or Skydoesminecraft?
T2: Dsg... You have a private spa. Do you have a private cruise ship?
Dsg: well let's go *claps*
Surya, Cupa, Blazzete, Gamma: what? *teleported away*
At the castle;
Dsg: well good luck *teleports*
Surya: jerk.
Cupa: t-t-t-this p-p-p-place is s-s-scary. *clutches Surya's arm*
Blazzete: don't worry, we got light. *makes a fire in her hand*
(1 hour later)
Surya, Cupa, Blazzete, Gamma: *passed out from fear*
*flash of light*
Dsg: wasn't that fun?
Surya: no.
Dsg: well to bad…you didn't really have a choice.
Cupa: people are mean. -_-
Dsg: oh well, as for my truths, I heard of the two of those Youtubers, but I've only watched Skydoesminecraft's videos, and they are pretty funny. And I'm the author, I could have a movie theater on the moon for all I care, in fact *snaps fingers* there is now a movie theater on the moon, run by robots, and the prices are cheap.
(On the moon)
Astronaut: what the?
*movie theater in the middle of nowhere*
(Back to the show)
Dsg: man I bet that's freaking out a lot of people right now, well anyways, let's moves on to the next dare. This one is from Pixal.
D: Put all the characters watch Hellsing (WARNING: It's well-known for its violence)
D: Put Surya and Crona sit and spin like Hitmontop from Pokémon
T: If you could have anything what would you have? (DSG in real life)
T: If you could live in an anime what anime would it be? (For everyone)
Dsg: ahh anime, the only place where vampires with guns killing other people makes sense, I love it. Well go and watch it. *throws them in a room*
(many episodes later)
Dsg: well Cupa, Elyse, Sequa, and Selena passed out, and everyone is having a spasm except for Surya, Crona, and Zeon.
Crona: seen it before. *yawns*
Surya: and then he made me watch it, I didn't sleep for a week. *shudders*
Zeon: blood and gore don't bother me, one I see it a lot when I work, plus I'm a member of the undead, so violence is a natural thing for us, but I decided to not use it as much as the others.
Surya: is there anything you don't know?
Zeon: well my death in my previous life is unknown, as it is with other Zombies.
Crona: I wonder what it is.
Zeon: *shrugs*
Dsg: that story aside, Surya and Crona have to spin like hitmontop for about…5 minutes
Crona: let's do this!
Surya: yah!
(5 minutes later)
Crona: I can't feel my head.
Surya: the pain…
Dsg: sucks to be you guys. But to answer the questions, I don't know, I'm not the kind of person who wants everything, but considering the fact that I write romance stories and don't have a girlfriend…yah you can see where I'm going with this.
Cupa: it's kind of ironic if you think about it.
Gina: does someone need a hug?
Dsg: *nods*
Gina: come here you. *hugs DSG*
Dsg: ok that's enough, I'm not depressed or desperate, I'm not sure in fact, well let's move on to the next question, though considering the only two people who watch anime are Crona and Surya, as well as myself, so only those people answer the question.
Crona: Bleach
Surya: One-piece
Dsg: Fairy-Tail
Dsg: let's move on to the final dare, which is from goldenwaddledees. Here it is;
D: surya: give surya an ak47 and teleport him to a minecraft desert to fight the wither if he wins he becomes dragonborn if he loses he and Cupa switch genders for the day
D: Crona: you are under the apprenticeship of sherogath (god of madness in skyrim) you now wield the wabbajack
D: Cupa: you now have wings
Dsg: well this is interesting, so good bye Crona and Surya *teleports them away*
Cupa: and I get wings *wings sprout from her back* cool!
Surya: I'm back.
Dsg: did you win?
Surya: you tell me…FUS RO DAH! *breaks a bunch of stuff*
Dsg: dude! Watch it, just because I can replace anything/anyone that breaks doesn't mean you can destroy stuff.
Crona: I've also returned, *turns the couch into a chicken* tada.
Dsg: ok that's funny.
Crona: change all the things! *runs off*
Dsg: go make sure he doesn't hurt himself or anyone else, Sobin.
Sobin: I'm on it.
