CHAPTER 2
REAL LIFE NOW!
3rd Person
"Tony were the fuck!" Loki said. "Oh, never mind!" Loki walked over to Tony Stark. The middle aged, 5'9", playboy.
"What did you find Loki?" He gazed into his lovers eyes, an intense green meets brown staring match. Loki's eyes were full of despair, Tony knew what from.
"Oh, I found my helmet." Loki replied. He sat next to Tony on the couch. They owned the Stark Towers but yet they lived in a house in CNY. They were to live there when things were calm, and Tony didn't have any projects to work on. They lived in Syracuse. Onondaga Hill. Tony when back to playing Minecraft on his X-Box 360 consol.
"You look better without it." Tony said. Loki planted a kiss on his head.
"Awe thanks baby." Right on queue a creeper showed up and blew up Tony's "Steve" character.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Tony shouted while abruptly standing up.
"It's okay, you set your spawn point near there right?" Loki question, still sitting on the white couch, while Tony fixed his gaze on the 70" flat screen television, which displayed the words Game Over.
"…No..." Tony mumbled. He sat back down. Loki rubbed comforting circles on his back.
Loki sighed. Lucky I'm in love with my best friend lucky to ha- Loki picked up his Windows phone.
"Hello?" Loki knit his eyebrows. Stark looked at him with a confused expression dawned on his face.
"Oh... hey Clint." Loki stood up and leaned against the lime green back wall. Tony stood and walked over to him.
"Oh my Odin! Really! Congratulations!" Loki had a wide smile across his mysterious face.
"Yes, I will be sure to contact Captain Rogers!"
"Okay bye!" With that Loki pressed the end button on his new phone.
"What happened?" Tony asked.
"Natasha and Clint are having a baby!"
"Oh my Loki! Really?" Loki shook his head in conformation. Tony just went to the kitchen and grabbed himself a sandwich, as Loki called up Captain Spandex.
Tony's POV
Oh wow, I can't believe it. That "Mewling quim" (Loki has been rubbing off a lot these past 5 years) and that Skyrim wannabe! Who would have guessed? Well, I mean then again who would have thought that I and Loki would get married. Eh love comes in strange pairings. I opened the upper cupboard in the kitchen, and grabbed a bowl along with a bottle of scotch. I grabbed the cereal from the pantry and made myself a bowl. Yeah I know what you are thinking. Scotch and cereal? Well, the way I see it, I get to start my day off with a pep!
"Really Stark, Scotch?" Loki said teleporting next to me. He startled me for a second, but I recomposed myself. I wrapped my arm around him, and grabbed my cereal with the other. We walked to the couch and I switched it from Aux 1 to TV 1.
"What do you want to watch?" I asked him raising an eyebrow, I already knew his answer, but being the idiot I am I asked him.
"Well, its 11:07 so how about rerun of that mortal, err, human show Friends?" Wow that surprised me! For sure I thought he was going to say X-Men Evolutions.
"Oh okay!" I switched to channel 17, TBS. I leaned against the mush taller, 6'4" man. He recently cut his hair. I like it shorter. Eh, but who am I to judge, I mean I've been married to a Frost Giant for 3 years.
We laughed here and there, for about 5 hours of friends, until Loki got an unexpected Cuff call (Bracelets we BOTH wear.) I got off his lap. Where I had repositioned myself, and sat up strait. It was Odin.
"Son, and Tony. (He said my name with a bitter taste, he disapproved of our marriage.) We are under attack! The Frost Giants have appeared and they don't look very pleased. "No shit old fuck." I mumbled to amuse myself. Loki elbowed me in the ribs. 'OW' I mouthed.
"Sorry Father. As you were saying?" Loki gave me a cold stare. I kind of felt turned on. Hey, what can I say his stares are fucking adorable! When he stopped staring at me with that hot ice cold glare, his father continued to speak.
"Yes, *He cleared his throat* well, we need your, you and Your Lovers, help." I can sense that this was not a question. I was a full blown demand. Loki and I shared a look of despair. Then Loki got that twisted smile he gets when he is up to no good. I looked at him back, he could tell I knew he was coming up with a plot. A mastermind plot. Eh, it's Loki! Anything may seem mastermind like to his presence. Yet, Ending up in total disaster.
"We need you here A.S.P., so get all of your stupid mortal wimpy equipment and get your asses over here." Oh wow. He can really be demanding can't he?
3rd Person
Like that Odin Allfather had hung up. Tony and Loki shared a smile of pure excitement. A smile spread wide across their faces. The two thought the same thought. This going to be so much fun.
A/N Hey guys, I hope you liked that instalment! Well I know I did, what will happen next. We will leave off with the happy couple here and then go to some text messaging Avengers! REVIEW PLEASE! CAPTAIN AMERICA FLAME-ON!
