"Alright men!" Gintoki yelled pacing in front of a saluting Shinpachi, Kagura, and Sadaharu. The silver haired samurai wore a general's uniform with a fake scar on his cheek. "Now our enemy is strong and quick but it is not the first time we fought such an enemy and so we will succeed!"

"Aye aye Cap'n!" Shinpachi and Kagura yelled back while Sadaharu barked, all three wearing pirate's gear.

"Good now let us-! Wait. Did you say Cap'n? I'm a general and we aren't on a boat." Gintoki said breaking character. "If we are going to pretend to be something we have to be consistent at least right?"

"Aye aye Cap'n!" Shinpachi and Kagura yelled back while Sadaharu barked.

"No. I keep telling ya-" Gintoki starts but is interrupted by a cat running by them. "Ah! There he is men! Charge!"

"Aye aye Cap'n!" Shinpachi and Kagura called out before chasing after the cat.

Gintoki tsked before chasing after them as well. "Fine. If you'll are going to be that way then here!" He quickly ripped off his general's uniform while running to reveal a pirate captain's uniform. He put an eyepatch on as well. "Now! Full steam ahead! Enemy off the port bow!"

"What are you doing Gin-chan?" Kagura asked when he caught up to them. She was back in her normal clothes.

"Please stop causing a fuss Gin-san. You are embarrassing us." Shinpachi said also in normal clothes once more.

"What?! Why you little! And what about you Shinpachi! You're supposed to be the straight man not me!" Gintoki yelled while they all continued after the cat.

"Hmph. That is because this author seems to really like-" The glasses character suddenly slipped in some poop and fell flat on his face.

"What the hell!" the megane yelled from the ground. "Why did the author switch to not liking me?! And where did poop come from?!"

"That is what you get for getting too full of yourself you dirty megane, yes!" Kagura shouted back still chasing the cat.

"Don't worry Pastuan." Gintoki said and gave the thumbs up. "You're sacrifice to make me become the funny man again will not be forgotten."

"Don't call me a sacrifice! And don't just keep running help me up!" The glasses screamed in vain. "And why am I being downgraded each time I talk?!"

"Hey Kagura, do you hear something?" The silver perm samurai asked while picking his nose and continuing to run.

"Nope. Nothing of importance Gin-chan." Kagura said while also picking her nose.

Shinpachi sat up with a sigh. "I'm abandoned once again." A bark is then heard and he turns to see Sadaharu wight next to him. He smiles and reaches out to Sadaharu. "At least you still care ab-" The toilet with glasses is interrupted as the dog lifts up a leg and pees on him.

He sits there for a second and blinks before standing up and chasing after the giant dog screaming the whole way.

Meanwhile the other two members of Yorozuya had cornered the cat and were about to grab him.

"Here kitty kitty." The red haired one said.

"Yeah we won't hurt you." The silver haired one said. "If we hurt you we won't get the money."

The eyes of the two darkened as they surrounded the cat, both laughing and thinking about the money they are going to get from the rich family that asked them to find their pet. The cat shrank into the corner scared of the money demons in front of him.

Kagura and Gintoki prepared to jump on the cat before a police car sped out of nowhere, stopping right next to the dou, scaring them and giving the cat the chance to get away.

"Ah! You damn tax robbers!" Gintoki yelled while making a final jump at the cat and missing. "There goes my pachinko money!"

"What do you mean pachinko money?" Kagura said while stomping his head into the ground.

The window of the car rolled down to reveal a dark haired man with a cigarette in his mouth. "Sorry about that Yorozuya. But we have a problem."

"A problem?" Gintoki stood up with blood dripping down his face. "And you are desperate enough to need our help?"

"Not exactly danna." A sandy haired sadist replied back. "But you guys are better at handling this then we are so get in."

"Why should we get in a car with a mayo and sadist freak?" Kagura said with clear disgust. "I'd much rather-" and once again they were interrupted, because that is the best way to move a story forward from dialogue, by a crash and the screaming of people.

"Well looks like you don't have to get in the car with us this time China." Sougo said before jumping out of the car and running towards the noise with the others following him.

They arrived on a scene that would be more at home in a nightmare right along with the ones where you forget to put on pants. The civilians were running away from a building that had a gorilla climbing it with someone over its shoulder. Of course when I say gorilla, I mean Kondou Isao, the Shinsengumi chief of stalkers. He was in nothing and hooting like an actual gorilla.

"Um. Sofa-kun?" Gintoki said in a blank voice while pointing at the chief. "What is that?"

"I'm Sougo. That gorilla is because of the megane's sister." Sougo said as the gorilla kept climbing. "She decided to test her new dark matter creation on him and it made him go crazy."

"You mean that is Anego is in that gorilla's arms?" Kagura asked in concern. "No way he could overpower her, yes!"

Gintoki tisked. "So you call on us to clean up your mess huh? Don't worry. We'll rescue that crazy chick. Only one way to take down a climbing gorilla." He said as he and Kagura put on some flight goggles and scarves.

"What was that about rescuing a crazy chick?!" Otae yelled before jump kicking Gintoki in the back. Shinpachi, Kyubei, and Sadaharu followed her.

"Anego! You're alright, yes!" Kagura shouted and hugged the almost murderer.

"There is no way Tae-chan would lose to an insane gorilla." Kyubei said.

"Wait a minute." Hijikata broke into their small reunion. "If you're here. Then who is that gori-I mean Kondou-san is holding?"

Everyone turned their eyes towards the still climbing gorilla. Their eyes narrowed before finally recognizing who it was.

"Hey." Shinpachi said in another blank voice. "That's a blow up doll isn't it?"

An awkward silence ensued as everyone turned towards the two shinsengumi members with nothing but pity in their eyes. No one said anything for a time until Hijikata cleared his voice and said, "W-well, that wild gorilla is causing quite a ruckus."

"Hey. He's pretending it's not his boss." Shinpachi interrupted.

"I think it is about time we did something eh Sougo? No need for the Yorozuya to help catch a gorilla when they need to catch a cat." The vice chief finished.

"Actually I don't think we need to do anything." Sougo pointed at the gorilla who had stopped climbing and had now started falling. "The gorilla is going to come to us."

Kondou landed with a loud crash and the group rushed over to him. He looked up from his crater to see his two friends and reached out a hand. "T-toshi. S-sougo. The voices. I can hear the voices of the gorilla gods."

He continued to mumble something about gorilla gods and voices while the Shinsengumi member climbed into the crater and put his arms around their necks.

"Oh look we caught the gorilla. Now we can pretend nothing ever happened." Hijikata said before they started to hurry away.

"Bastards! Trying to get away with a gorilla as a chief, yes!" Kagura yelled while preparing to charge them but Gintoki stopped her with a hand on her shoulder.

"I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have to see that gorilla's naked body any more than I have to." He rubbed his head and turned away giving a backwards wave. "I'm going to get a parfait."

The others watched him go with a confused look. "Normally Gin-san would have taken that chance to follow them and threaten them out of money." Shinpachi said with worry. "I wonder if he is all right."

Gintoki walked away from them with a thoughtful look on his face for once. He normally would have wanted to go and extort those tax robbers out of all their cash but while everyone was noticing the blow up doll in the gorilla's arms, he had noticed another figure that was watching them. A man in a black cloak with messy brown hair. A man that's slight smile showed his contempt and strength. A man that's eyes shined, blue and gold, the colors swirling in a never ending battle. A demon in a man's body.