This is a song fic so open a new tab and listen to the songs while reading, songs are;
Land down under by men at work
I'm still here by John Rzeznik
Wings by little mix
Moroz Moroz by Bering Strait
"No"
"Oh come on bunny just one song? It'll be fun" tooth asked the Australian for the thousandth time
Bunny sighed "fine but one song and that's it"
Tooth squealed and pushed him towards the karaoke machine, Bunny mumbled to himself while he looked through the song choices until he stopped.
"None of you laugh, otherwise you're in for a world of pain" he said looking at jack before hitting the play button
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Yeah!
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!
The audience just stood in awe, completely amazed at the pookas singing voice
Bunny looked at them with a smug grin on his face "bet ya didn't know I could sing now did ya?"
Jack was the first to come out of the trance
"That. Was. Awesome."
Bunny chuckled at the shock in his voice and said "glad you liked it frostbite, Tooth you're going next"
"What?!"
"You heard me you're going next, mainly 'cause you made me sing an' it's only fair if I make you so no arguing"
Tooth huffed a bit but flew over to the karaoke machine all the same, chose the song and began to sing
Mama told me not to waste my life
She said spread your wings my little butterfly
Don't let what they say keep you up at night
And if they give you shhhh..
Then they can walk on by
My feet, feet can't touch the ground
And I can't hear a sound
But you just keep on running up your mouth yeah
Walk, walk on over there
'Cause I'm too fly to care, oh yeah
Your words don't mean a thing
I'm not listening
Keep talking, all I know is
Mama told me not to waste my life,
She said spread your wings my little butterfly
Don't let what they say keep you up at night
And they can't detain you
'Cause wings are made to fly
And we don't let nobody bring us down
No matter what you say it won't hurt me
Don't matter if I fall from the sky
These wings are made to fly
(Hey, hey, woo!)
I'm firing up on that runway
I know we're gonna get there someday
But we don't need no ready steady go, no
Talk, talk turns into air
And I don't even care, oh yeah
Your words don't mean a thing
I'm not listening
Keep talking, all I know is
Mama told me not to waste my life,
She said spread your wings my little butterfly
Don't let what they say keep you up at night,
And they can't detain you
'Cause wings are made to fly
And we don't let nobody bring us down
No matter what you say it won't hurt me
Don't matter if I fall from the sky
These wings are made to fly
I don't need no one saying hey, hey, hey, hey
I don't hear no one saying hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
You better keep on walking
I don't wanna hear your talking, boy'd
You better keep on walking
I don't wanna hear your talking, boy'd
Your words don't mean a thing
I'm not listening
They're just like water off my wings
Mama told me not to waste my life
She said spread your wings my little butterfly (my little butterfly)
Don't let what they say keep you up at night
And they can't detain you
'Cause wings are made to fly
And we don't let nobody bring us down
No matter what you say it won't hurt me
Don't matter if I fall from the sky
These wings are made to fly
And we don't let nobody bring us down
No matter what you say it won't hurt me
Don't matter if I fall from the sky
These wings are made to fly
As soon as the song ended the audience erupted with applause. Tooth giggled and blushed "I take it you like my singing then, who wants to go next?"
When she asked that question the room fell silent "well since nobody's volunteering Jack Your going next, and no arguing" tooth said seeing jack open his mouth to protest and handing the microphone to him.
Jack sighed and chose the song then hit play
I am a question to the world,
Not an answer to be heard.
All a moment that's held in your arms.
And what do you think you'd ever say?
I won't listen anyway…
You don't know me,
And I'll never be what you want me to be.
And what do you think you'd understand?
I'm a boy, no, I'm a man..
You can take me and throw me away.
And how can you learn what's never shown?
Yeah, you stand here on your own.
They don't know me 'cause I'm not here.
And I want a moment to be real,
Wanna touch things I don't feel,
Wanna hold on and feel I belong.
And how can the world want me to change,
They're the ones that stay the same.
The don't know me,
'Cause I'm not here.
And you see the things they never see
All you wanted, I could be
Now you know me, and I'm not afraid
And I wanna tell you who I am
Can you help me be a man?
They can't break me
As long as I know who I am
And I want a moment to be real,
Wanna touch things I don't feel,
Wanna hold on and feel I belong.
And how can the world want me to change,
They're the ones that stay the same.
They can't see me,
But I'm still here.
They can't tell me who to be,
'Cause I'm not what they see.
And the world is still sleepin',
While I keep on dreamin' for me.
And their words are just whispers
And lies that I'll never believe.
And I want a moment to be real,
Wanna touch things I don't feel,
Wanna hold on and feel I belong.
And how can they say I never change
They're the ones that stay the same.
I'm the one now,
'Cause I'm still here.
I'm the one,
'Cause I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
While everyone clapped and cheered for jack North took the microphone from him and began looking through the songs. Once everyone had calmed down he pressed play and began to sing in a voice as loud as a boat horn
Oy, Moroz, Moroz
Oh moroz, moroz
Ni moroz menya
Ni moroz menya
Moyevo konya
Ni moroz menya
Moyevo konya
Moyevo konya
Belogrevogo
Moyevo konya
Belogrevogo
Oo menya zhena
Oh, revnivaya
Oo menya zhena
Oh, kracavitza,
Zhedet menya domoi
Zhedet pechalitza
Ya pre-yedu k niye
Na zakate denya
Obneemu zhenyu
Napoyu konya
Oh moroz, moroz
Ni moroz menya
Ni moroz menya
Moyevo konya
Ni moroz menya
Moyevo konya
By the end bunny was holding his ears in pain while the others clapped. The rest of the evening was filled with singing, pranks (jacks, of course) and a few drinking games (north and bunny).
Sorry for the suckish ending. If you're wondering what norths song meant herestheTranslation:
Oh Frost, frost
Don't freeze me.
Don't freeze me
Or my horse.
Don't freeze me
Or my horse,
Or my horse,
My white-maned horse.
My horse,
My white-maned horse...
I have a wife
Oh, she is very jealous
I have a wife.
Oh, she is a beautful woman
She waits for me at home,
She waits, she is grieving for me.
I am coming to her
At the sunset of the day.
I will embrance my wife
And I will groom my horse.
