DJ and Daisy got the papers, signed them and turned them in hours ago. Now, about Rosaline... Her favorite letters were EMC. She made it mean something sexy... which she wasn't when they were in high school. Everything about her was freaky back then. DJ was almost scared to pick up the phone, but he did so and dialed Rosaline's number.
"Hello?" asked a soft and very pretty voice.
"Hey, is Rosaline there?" asked DJ.
"This is she." said the pretty voice. "Why? Who's this?"
"You're seriously Rosaline!" DJ said, excited. "This is DJ!"
"DJ?" asked Rosaline. "I'm glad to hear from you! What's up!"
"Won't you drop by tomorrow?" asked DJ.
"I'd love to!" said Rosaline.
"Then I'll see you at eight!" said DJ.
"So you shall!" said Rosaline.
"Dad?" asked Miracle, behind him. "Did you divorce mom?"
"I had to." said DJ.
"Why?" asked Miracle.
"She loved Miller more." said DJ.
"Why didn't you kill him?" asked Miracle.
"Your mother would be miserable without him, then I'd be miserable that she'd be miserable." said DJ. "This is the only way we'll both be happy."
Miracle wanted to say something but understood, so kept her mouth shut.
The barnyard had had a new beginning a long time ago. It was time for DJ's new beginning.
The next day. 8 at the farm.
"I should've known it would be a stood up!" said DJ.
A Greyhound bus pulled up, then pulled away, leaving behind a cow. She had her back to the farm. She had long, orange hair; brown arms and legs; and wore a blue dress with purple trimming; and golden ear rings. She swung her head around which slinged her hair.
Woman by Maroon 5 played in DJ's head. She was the most beautiful cow he'd ever seen. A rose still on the stem was in her hair beside her left ear.
"Sorry that my pretty looks made me late." said Rosaline.
"Rosaline?" DJ asked, confused.
"You can call me Rosey." said Rosaline.
"I like that." said DJ. "You wanna go inside for an uncertain number of minutes?"
"Why not?" asked Rosey.
"Everyone stay outside." said DJ.
"Oooooo! I know what that means YOU'RE doing!" said Abby.
Inside.
Rosey and DJ began kissing uncontrollaby in DJ's bed.
"You lay down for me, bad boy!" said Rosey.
A few hours later...
"Oh my jeez... that was really... good... really amazing." said Rosey, out of breath and lying next to DJ under the covers. They were both sweating and out of breath.
"You've never... done it... before?" asked DJ.
"No, not... until... now!" said Rosey.
DJ felt a halo rise over his head, but somehow felt as if he had gotten demon wings.
He smiled.
