Family Guy: The Happiness Bunny's Revenge
By: DMEX
Ch. 2
Bunny Punch Out
-Meg's Room-
Meg is punching her Happiness Bunny
Meg (punches Happiness Bunny): MAKE CONNIE D'AMICO PROM QUEEN WILL YA?!
Meg (punches Happiness Bunny): HIPS MAGAZINE SAYS "I'M NOT MODEL MATERIAL!"?!
(Lois inadvertently sees this while passing by)
Lois: Meg what are you doing?
Meg: I'm angry so I'm taking it out on my Happy Bunny.
Lois: Just because your father does this, doesn't mean you have to.
Meg: Oh, really, Mom? What would you suggest?
Lois: Well, there's writing and that-
Meg: But beating this up makes me feel better.
Lois: I mean a healthy way.
Meg: Well, nobody is getting hurt.
Lois: Meg.
Meg: ugh!
-The Drunken Clam-
(Peter, Quagmire Joe and Brian are watching some program while enjoying a few beers)
TV: -and now back to U GOT SERVED! on MTV!
Peter: Oh, this is gonna be good.
(Chris McLean has Miho Nosaka and Kaoruko Himekoji on the center floor)
Chris McLean: Your challenge is gonna be trash talk. The one who has the best insult will win immunity for the week. You each get a minute in a half to rip on each other.
Kaoruko: This won't take long. "You, Nosaka Miho, are so stupid that when someone says "You're dumb, stupid, retarded, and brainless; you only have to say 2 words: Thank you!"
Quagmire: Oh, no she didn't!
Brian: Oh, please. Peter could have thought of that.
Miho: Please be gentle. We only have our youth. I mean, it's like the tightness of our skin is on the line.
Chris: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Joe: OH, HELL YEAH! HELL YEAH! U JUST GOT MOTHER^ ^% &$ SERVED, BITCH!
Peter: (laughs stupidly and loudly)
Quagmire: Eat your heart out CM Punk, you aren't the only one to know how ta drop a pipe bomb.
Brian: That's it?
Peter: Oh come on, Brian. That rip Miho did was priceless.
Brian: That's because you think stupid things like that are funny.
Peter: Come on, Brian. I have a good sense of humor.
Joe: Brian's right, Peter. Someone mention's the word muffin and you start laughing.
Peter: (laughs stupidly)
Quagmire: NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Peter: What the hell, Quagmire?
Quagmire: Miho got eliminated!
Joe: How's that right? Miho had a good comeback.
Peter: DAMMIT! I haven't felt this ripped off since I lost a bet to the DK Crew.
(cue cutaway)
Peter is seen playing Poker with the DK Crew. Lanky, Tiny, Chunky and Diddy Kong have already folded.
Peter: Bring it on, Donkey Kong. Let's see wha ya got!
(Anime stare down ensues. Lightning shoots from their eyes, and soon Peter is rolling around on the floor in pain)
Peter: AGH! AGH! OH GOD! OH GOD! THAT ^#^$ HURT!
DK: (groans)
Peter: (Pant) I'm okay now. Lemme see now, eh… 3 Pair.
DK: Full House.
Peter: DAMMIT!
Golden Banana descends on to Poker Table
DK: oh… Banana.
DK grabs it. Golden Banana sequence from N64
DK: YEAH!
Peter: Oh, you guys suck!
(end cutaway)
-Griffin House-
(Peter is seen again, beating up the Happiness Bunny)
Peter: DAMN YOU!
(Punches Happiness Bunny)
Lois: Peter, what hell are you doin' that for?
Peter (punches Happiness Bunny): ELIMINATE MIHO NOSAKA FOR DAT PRICESS COMEBACK, WILL YOU!
Brian: He's still mad about the outcome of this week's episode of U GOT SERVED!.
Lois: Peter, I thought I asked ya ta stop watchin' that show.
Peter: Stop watchin' dat? Why, so I can't learn priceless comebacks, Lois?
Lois: Because every time you end up watchin it, you get mad and take it out on someone.
Brian: Look at this way Lois, at least he's over that phase of depression after weeks of watching Sailor Moon.
Lois: Oh, don't remind me.
(cue cutaway)
Peter is flipping through channels until he started watching Sailor Moon.
Peter: I really have ta start taping this.
Stewie: Oh, God! Why must you torture me so?!
(later)
Peter is crying during the credits
Brian: I'm not buying another box of Kleenex's because you won't learn anything if I do.
(end cutaway)
-Stewie's Room-
Stewie is playing Animal Crossing on his DSi.
Stewie: Hmm, buy turnips? How much, Joan?
(Animalese on game)
Stewie: 470 Bells? I say, Rupert, how much is that in American Dollars?
(Rupert stares into space)
Stewie: You don't even know. Well, now; I'll have ta get my converter out and see for myself.
(blips and bleeps)
Stewie: $4.70. Okay and how much would it be for 100 turnips?
(Animalese on game)
Stewie: 481280 Bells?! YOU BLASTED HOG, I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THIS! Just like when Pumba met his end.
(cue cutaway)
Pumba is now a roasted pig and countless people are eating him, including Timon.
Stewie: That's what you get for embracing me with false hope.
(end cutaway)
Stewie: Then again, I could kill you and take over the Stalk Market. I'll be rich and I can rule the world. And the turnips are the key to my destiny.
Sideshow Bob's dramatic music
TO BE CONTINUED!
