"Hey Jake," Finn asked as he and Jake were in the Candy Kingdom once again, with the Ice King and Marceline the vampire queen continuing to kiss each other, with the Candy Kingdom civilians shocked. Finn and Jake were both sitting on the yellow candy walls.

Jake, who was on a crappy old laptop trying to write some really shitty romance fanfiction, turned to Finn. "Yeah, what's up bro?" He stated, not giving his own work a second glance.

"...If we're cartoon characters, how come we're aware of the fact that we're in a fanfiction?" Finn asked as he turned to Jake, his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

Jake was about to answer, but he stopped, placing his right hand on his chin. "Hmmm... that's a good question."

"Not as good as what I'm gonna do in bed." Ice King stated as he then pulled out a light saber made out of ice, showing it off. "Hmmm? Isn't it nice?"

"It's definitely cool." Marceline stated with an ice pun as she smirked, folding her arms as she began to chuckle. "And I know where to stick that..."

Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum popped up in between Ice King and Marceline, shocking them both as well as Finn and Jake as she smirked, wearing pink jeans to match her casual pink shirt and jacket as she winked. The other four characters glanced at each other as after snapping her fingers in the air and bending over, Princess Bubblegum farted loudly, her brassy flatulence echoing through the entire kingdom as it caused her bubble butt cheeks to vibrate.

"Oh my, do excuse my bad gas." Princess Bubblegum stated as she chuckled, patting her big butt as she released another raunchy deep poot. "I have been doing some fun 'experiments' on myself..."

"The real you is locked up in her smelly old lab again, isn't she Bonnibel?" Marceline responded as she folded her arms together, unimpressed.

Princess Bubblegum placed her right hand on her butt as she leaned on her toes, farting once more as she took in the smell of her gas, sighing of relief. "Maybe. I just like to rip some bad gas." She farted several brief, but extremely brassy toots as she giggled. "Like those!"

"...after all these years, I still don't understand what I saw in you." Ice King remarked as he had a gas mask made of ice on his face, with Princess Bubblegum continuing to break wind as Ice King and Marceline proceeded with their making out session, with Finn and Jake at a loss for words.

THE REAL END