Me: Hey. I'm back with the next chapter.
Rachel (who will be known as Ongaku from this point on): WOOT. Am I courtney?
Me: No. No one plays characters. They are all themselves. it's a Where are they now spoof with TDI.
Ongaku: Awwww....
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.
Chris: Hello and welcome to New York, New York where we will be stalking Lindsay. Lets watch.
Lindsay: Hello and welcome to the Today Show. I'm your host, Lindsay. Today we will wel- OH HEY CHRIS!! (spots chris hiding behind the couch)
Chris: Heh Heh Heh. Uhm....Hey Lindsay...We weren't stalking you or anything if that's what you think...
Chef: Hey...
Lindsay: Ok. So, today we will welcome my former camp counseler CHRIS and the cook there, CHEF.
Audiance: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (going wild)
Chris: Heh Heh. Hi everyone.
Lindsay: So, Chris, wyh don't you tell everyone what you're doing behind my couch with a camera crew.
Chris: Well, I'd rather not s-
Lindsay: (giving chris a freaky smile look)
Chris: Ok Ok. We are doing a where are they now thing for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. We stalk or Spy on the former campers from ten years ago to see what they are doing now.
Lindsay: SO YOU ARE STALKING ME!!! You are dissapointed aren't you?
Chris: Huh?
Lindsay: You were porbably hoping that I was a model or a stupid actress or something instead of the smart Today Show host.
Chris: Well, I wouldn't sa-
Lindsay: Ya know Chris, This is all because of you.
Chef: What?
Lindsay: Yah. Because everyone treated me so rudely and told me I was ignorant, I decided to try harder in school. I began to get straight A's and went to Princeton for College. I am now the Today Show host.
Chef: So, you're thanking him?
Lindsay: No. I am just saying this is all his fault if he is dissapointed.
Chef: Ohhhhhhhh.....
Chris: So, Lindsay, in about 22 weeks, would you like to come back to camp Wawanakwa and reunite with your former Killer Bass and Screaming Gopher friends?
Lindsay: Why should I?
Chris: You'll get to see Tyler?
Lindsay: Maybe I see all my 21 friends everyday.
Chris: Do you?
Lindsay: Well, no.
Chris: So you'll come bacK?
Lindsay: What's in it for me?
Chris: You have the chance to win $1,000 dollars.
Lindsay: What's the catch?
Chris: No catch...(looks around anxiously)
Lindsay: Chris???
Chris: FINE. You'll be put on a brand new team with a different group of people, i mean, they will still be the same people from ten years ago, but you will be mixed with new people.
Lindsay: Will it still be called the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers?
Chris: No
Lindsay: What will they be called?
Producer: LINDSAY. We're off the air in 60 seconds.
Lindsay: Well, folks, that's all the time we have for today, so see ya tomorrow on the TODAY SHOW.
OFF SET-
Lindsay: So, what will the teams be called?
Chef: Uhm...well....
Chris: They will be called the Pouncing Panthers and the Brutal Bears.
Lindsay: FINE. But, make sure Gwen is with Trent, Bridgette and Geoff are together, And Heather is stuck with Owen.
Chris: Done, Done, and DEFINITELY done.
Lindsay: Thank you. Well, I better be on my way. SEE YA IN 22 WEEKS!!!
Chef: Buh-Bye.
Chris: See ya.
Me: Ok, so, it wasn't the longest, but hey, this will be the longest story I've ever written and I won't abandon it this time. I PROMISE. Ok, well, next chapter, Chris will be stalking the devil herself, Heather. Joy...well, I could make her poisoned or dead or MARIED TO EZEKIAL. Mhuahahahahahahahaha. So many evil possibilities. Send me ideas for the rest of the characters. I NEED FEEDBACK. I don't mind if you send flames now. It is good criticism. So review please. SEE YA.
