Me: Hey. I'm back with the next chapter.

Rachel (who will be known as Ongaku from this point on): WOOT. Am I courtney?

Me: No. No one plays characters. They are all themselves. it's a Where are they now spoof with TDI.

Ongaku: Awwww....

Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.


Chris: Hello and welcome to New York, New York where we will be stalking Lindsay. Lets watch.

Lindsay: Hello and welcome to the Today Show. I'm your host, Lindsay. Today we will wel- OH HEY CHRIS!! (spots chris hiding behind the couch)

Chris: Heh Heh Heh. Uhm....Hey Lindsay...We weren't stalking you or anything if that's what you think...

Chef: Hey...

Lindsay: Ok. So, today we will welcome my former camp counseler CHRIS and the cook there, CHEF.

Audiance: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (going wild)

Chris: Heh Heh. Hi everyone.

Lindsay: So, Chris, wyh don't you tell everyone what you're doing behind my couch with a camera crew.

Chris: Well, I'd rather not s-

Lindsay: (giving chris a freaky smile look)

Chris: Ok Ok. We are doing a where are they now thing for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. We stalk or Spy on the former campers from ten years ago to see what they are doing now.

Lindsay: SO YOU ARE STALKING ME!!! You are dissapointed aren't you?

Chris: Huh?

Lindsay: You were porbably hoping that I was a model or a stupid actress or something instead of the smart Today Show host.

Chris: Well, I wouldn't sa-

Lindsay: Ya know Chris, This is all because of you.

Chef: What?

Lindsay: Yah. Because everyone treated me so rudely and told me I was ignorant, I decided to try harder in school. I began to get straight A's and went to Princeton for College. I am now the Today Show host.

Chef: So, you're thanking him?

Lindsay: No. I am just saying this is all his fault if he is dissapointed.

Chef: Ohhhhhhhh.....

Chris: So, Lindsay, in about 22 weeks, would you like to come back to camp Wawanakwa and reunite with your former Killer Bass and Screaming Gopher friends?

Lindsay: Why should I?

Chris: You'll get to see Tyler?

Lindsay: Maybe I see all my 21 friends everyday.

Chris: Do you?

Lindsay: Well, no.

Chris: So you'll come bacK?

Lindsay: What's in it for me?

Chris: You have the chance to win $1,000 dollars.

Lindsay: What's the catch?

Chris: No catch...(looks around anxiously)

Lindsay: Chris???

Chris: FINE. You'll be put on a brand new team with a different group of people, i mean, they will still be the same people from ten years ago, but you will be mixed with new people.

Lindsay: Will it still be called the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers?

Chris: No

Lindsay: What will they be called?

Producer: LINDSAY. We're off the air in 60 seconds.

Lindsay: Well, folks, that's all the time we have for today, so see ya tomorrow on the TODAY SHOW.

OFF SET-

Lindsay: So, what will the teams be called?

Chef: Uhm...well....

Chris: They will be called the Pouncing Panthers and the Brutal Bears.

Lindsay: FINE. But, make sure Gwen is with Trent, Bridgette and Geoff are together, And Heather is stuck with Owen.

Chris: Done, Done, and DEFINITELY done.

Lindsay: Thank you. Well, I better be on my way. SEE YA IN 22 WEEKS!!!

Chef: Buh-Bye.

Chris: See ya.


Me: Ok, so, it wasn't the longest, but hey, this will be the longest story I've ever written and I won't abandon it this time. I PROMISE. Ok, well, next chapter, Chris will be stalking the devil herself, Heather. Joy...well, I could make her poisoned or dead or MARIED TO EZEKIAL. Mhuahahahahahahahaha. So many evil possibilities. Send me ideas for the rest of the characters. I NEED FEEDBACK. I don't mind if you send flames now. It is good criticism. So review please. SEE YA.