Alright, I had two people who wanted to see him, so I'm going to do an interview with him.
Janae is looking through a catalog for electric chairs so she can get her hair like Yugi. Then, she hears the applause and quickly puts it away.
Janae: Hello and welcome to the next episode of Interviews From Behind My Desk. I'm the host that everyone gets annoyed with because I have my own show, Janae.
Someone in the audicence: I hate her because she has her own show
Janae: that's what your mom said to my brother last night
Audience: begins to oooo
Janae: anyway, today my guest is from Organization XIII, Kingdom Heart's very own Demyx!
Demyx: comes on stage and fangirls yet again begin to uprise
Janae: DON'T MAKE ME BBRING OUT THE ELECTRIC FENCE!
Fangirls: sit back in their seats and begin to plan
Janae: So Demyx, thanks for coming despite some people's RUDE behavior!
Fangirls: stick out tongues
Demyx: No problem. Hey have you already had Roxas on the show?
Janae: No we had Sora
Demyx: so you did!
Janae: No, we had Sora. How does Sora even remotely sound like Roxas?
Demyx: Roxas is Sora!
Janae: do I have to give you a pronunciation guide? Sora, like SO-RAA and Roxas like ROCKS-ASS.
Demyx: Roxas is Sora's nobody!
Janae: So now we're making fun of people are we?
Demyx: you know what? Forget it. Just get on with the questions.
Janae: I'm going to talk to your mother later.
Demyx: yeah ok. Just hurry up.
Janae: this is from Jessikherrka. She wants to know how you keep your hair mullet style.
Demyx: well Janae, I like to use the new popular constant shock treatment method. See, it works really well, especially when you only apply it to the top of your head.
Janae: So, now I have to ask, did Sora use that idea first, or did you?
Demyx: I did. Sora is just a copycat.
Janae: I knew that. Anyway, this question us from me. What did you do before you came to Organization XIII?
Demyx: Well, have you ever heard of a band named KISS?
Janae: HELL YEAH!
Demyx: Well, I was their fifth member for like ever until I tried to liven up the audience with my water forms.
Janae: YOU WERE PART OF KISS?
Demyx: yeah. They were the ones who taught me how to play the guitar.
Janae: YOU KICK ASS MAN!
Demyx: yeah I know. More questions please.
Janae: calms herself alright. Now it's time for my comment on your hair. The part of the show where I make a comment about your hair.
Demyx, your hair looks like it was cut with a lawn mower and the left over pieces were glued to your head.
Demyx: WHAT? YOU DON'T LOVE MY HAIR?
Janae: where have I heard that before?
Fangirls: WE LOVE YOUR HAIR DEMYX!
Demyx: blows them a kiss thanks babes.
Fangirls: all die and fall on the floor
Janae: aww great. Now we're going to get sued again. Thanks a lot.
Demyx: are you almost done with me? I have a reunion concert with KISS.
Janae: fine. Last question. In the game, what were you doing in the Underworld besides stealing the Olympus Stone?
Demyx: shutters well, see what happened was I was on my was back from Mt. Olympus and I suddenly get kidnapped by some guy. He put me in his basement with Aaron Carter, Stewie Griffin, and for some reason 2pac. Anyway, my homie 2pac gave me some help and we broke through the door and ended up in the underworld. Who would have thought huh?
Janae: wow. Well, that's all the time we have today guys so...
Fangirls: all rise from the dead and begin to charge at Demyx GET HIM
Janae: brings up the electric fence which kills them all and causes the power to go out Well, no that's really all the time have so until next time!
Ending theme plays
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