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9/15/05... 8:30 pm
Dear Diary,
When I last left off, I told you I was called on Anti-Pesto duty. Well, it turns out we were called to the house of none other than… LADY CAMPANULA TOTTINGTON! Yes! The Lady Tottington. There was a huge rabbit infestation in her yard. It was like there was a rabbit bomb and it went off in her yard. We showed up just in time with Wallace's invention, the Bun-Vac 6000. It's like a vacuum cleaner and it sucks up rabbits to prevent further infestations. We even sucked up this weird guy named Victor Quartermaine whose toupee was sucked up in the machine through a whole. He apparently hates rabbits 'cause he was about to shoot one before we turned the Bun-Vac on. And apparently he likes Lady Tottington 'cause he had a bouquet of roses for her. Oh yeah, his dog, Phillip, is one of the ugliest dogs I've ever seen. And who names their dog Phillip? Anyway, Lady Tottington says our idea of humanely getting rid of rabbits is genius. I have a feeling that there's some romantic tension between her and Wallace.
Got to go! Wallace is going to manipulate the minds of the bunnies with the Mind-Manipulation-o-matic and I need to help him.
Until tomorrow,
Gromit.
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